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Gynecologists Designed a
Vibrator that Supposedly Gets You to '.'
Third Level Orgasm‘
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#32 - bocatadesesos
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stickied by leapinglizard
#57 to #32 - klldarkness
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That can never be unseen.
#241 to #57 - anon id: 6d506bb2
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How many times do you plan on seeing it?
User avatar #99 to #32 - bobebob
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Need a new vibrator?
Why not zoidberg?
#1 - angrybarts
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But will it massage my prostate?
But will it massage my prostate?
User avatar #170 to #1 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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Dan tosh is the perfect person to say that
User avatar #52 to #1 - frutus
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Read it in his voice and it felt exactly like something he would say.
User avatar #3 to #1 - kikisu
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Not only that but it looks like it would tickle your balls too!
#2 to #1 - leapinglizard [OP]
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**leapinglizard rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at A reminder that MLP is for 3 year olds. ** only one way to find out
User avatar #13 to #2 - dabronydude
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holy **** that roll.
User avatar #271 to #2 - brrigg
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this is disturbingly relevant.
#224 to #2 - newdevyx
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I can't stop laughing.
I can't stop laughing.
#187 to #2 - burningchimera
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User avatar #129 to #2 - revengeforfreeze
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im fawkin flutterzeez brah
#21 - payseht
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I censored the naughty parts with a beard because he's old news
#20 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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#62 to #20 - sirbrentcoe
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my sweetest friend
#282 to #62 - toastandbananas
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#298 to #282 - sirbrentcoe
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i will make you.....hurt
#53 - gamerase
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Meanwhile, the innovation in male sex toys...
User avatar #234 to #53 - nought
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don't forget the ********** pro 5000!
User avatar #236 to #53 - hoponthefeelstrain
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blow up dolls, more realistic dolls, lube for your hand, fleshlights.
User avatar #161 to #53 - nemula
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#79 - lulzdealer
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My penis has to be shaped like WHAT to find the g spot?!?
#83 to #79 - anon id: 3f0cbb9b
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there are different postions to hit the g-spot, but probably the simplest way

do that
<---
and you go the g-spot
#156 - mechaemperor
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#91 - pickaxe
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<were these hands solely created for the pleasure of others

or some other ****,It kinda looks like a really passionate philosopher
#257 to #91 - gigglesthegreat
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User avatar #14 - dabronydude
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i see so many new, intuitive designs for women sex toys but not a thing for males,
either females never get off to a point they need some kind of crazy level 5 full body
explosion to even match a guy masturbating or males just do not get any love.
User avatar #56 to #14 - thorandahalf
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It's probably the only way some guys exercise
#106 to #14 - fbiagent
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I agree with you. but to be fair, guys have developed a full size lifelike doll that you can ****... as well as fleshlights
User avatar #148 to #14 - sanguinesolitude
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Ive used fleshlights and the like, and honestly it is better... but not so much better as to make up for the mess and hassle. Generally I just end up using my hand anyways.
User avatar #237 to #14 - hoponthefeelstrain
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because a woman climaxing during sex takes a lot more work than it takes for a guy. And really, fleshlights are a thing,
User avatar #222 to #14 - hammarhead
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from what i've seen women have a lot harder time getting off than males
User avatar #16 to #14 - krobeles
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Its a social thing. Be open about your sexuality as a lady and have a sex toy, and you're just a free spirited woman, with a healthy sexuality.
Be open about your sexuality as a man and have a sex toy, and you're a creepy ************, who really needs to get laid. Especially if you talk openly about it.

Thats the social tendency anyway. I'm alittle annoyed by it actually.
User avatar #112 to #16 - twistedwoodthing
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That's sadly true, and it really shouldn't be. I think society still has a long way to go to break out of the stereotype that women don't want sex, and guys are all sexually rapacious deviants, when in reality the entire species is just dtf. We're getting better at not slut shaming girls, but we also need to accept that it's okay for guys to like sex.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dabronydude
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oh so it is that annoyance again,
got to hate society sometimes.
User avatar #18 to #17 - krobeles
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I wouldn't say society as a whole. Just the cunts with doble standarts who propogate this tendency.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dabronydude
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true,
i did not know how to word it so i just said society.
lots of double standards.
#33 to #14 - thechosentroll
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Well, they did make a prototype for a handjob machine in Japan. Though the designers aren't too happy with it yet. I mean, roughly 7 out of 10 testing hotdogs make it out recognizable, but it still needs some work.
User avatar #34 to #33 - dabronydude
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well it is something new at least,
good old japan.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, well, when 50% of your population has no interest whatsoever in sex with another person, you may as well corner the sex toy market.
User avatar #36 to #35 - dabronydude
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is that true? that half the population have no interest in sex?
User avatar #37 to #36 - thechosentroll
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Read some study about a month back that said that 60% of japanese men and 40% of japanese women would rather have sex with a body pillow than another human being. They have some issues as a country. You do NOT want to know their statistics when it comes to bestiality, pedophilia, rape and incest.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dabronydude
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well damn.
and yet despite that porn has to be censored in japan...
User avatar #41 to #38 - thechosentroll
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Like I said, they have some issues.
User avatar #42 to #41 - dabronydude
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really makes you feel better knowing that a whole country is more ****** than you are,
in ways.
#43 to #42 - thechosentroll
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, about that. I think it'd be best for me to not comment on the matter.
#4 - taurusguy
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Since when are there levels to orgasm.
User avatar #10 to #4 - nyxeos
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I've definitely had better/worse orgasms. They're all good obviously, but in relation to each other there can be a difference. Especially for girls, because we have multiple points to orgasm from. There are different types of nerves in the clit compared to the vagina, creating orgasms that feel different.
#22 to #10 - taurusguy
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And they say men have it good, you can get different feeling every time you do it. Ah who am i kidding, of course men have it better, all we need is 10 minutes max and we feel good.
User avatar #39 to #22 - nyxeos
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I still think women got it better, if they don't have issues on their own. We can orgasm for up to four hours, the after effects last longer, we can go as many times in a row as we want without a recharge time (ignoring needs for food and sleep, obviously), and the orgasm can be so intense that we pass out. Anthropologically speaking men couldn't pass out with their orgasms because then if we get attacked at that moment, it'd be rather problematic.
#44 to #39 - taurusguy
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Men can go 3 or 4 times in a row without trouble, it just depends on how much you want it. 4th one is fairly hard to hold hard (at least for me) but still doable.
User avatar #48 to #44 - nyxeos
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Yes, but that's my point. Women don't have a cut off point.
User avatar #213 to #48 - TastyBurger
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That's not entirely true. After a few orgasms my girlfriend just gets raw and it starts to hurt. But give her a half hour or so and she can bounce back.
#49 to #48 - taurusguy
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Except life is usually harder, thats what i have understood from life thus far.
User avatar #23 to #4 - ScottP
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There's the tutorial level that few men have ever been able to pass. Beyond that are five extra levels, plus a secret hidden ending that gives clues to the sequel.

#24 to #23 - taurusguy
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There is a ******* sequel? I havent even finished the main quest of the first one.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ScottP
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There is a sequel. But if you want to truly understand the story, you'll need to purchase the DLC called "A Study in Pink"
#26 to #25 - taurusguy
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Now i have to pay? What kind of a ******* scam is this.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ScottP
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What? Did you think it would be free?
#28 to #27 - taurusguy
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Well the learning curve was big enough, im still doing the damn tutorial, will finish it in 3 months.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ScottP
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Hope you enjoy the rest! I hear there's going to be a multiplayer patch coming soon
#30 to #29 - taurusguy
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Cant wait for the coop though, heard its easier once you get to know your partner.
#228 to #23 - newdevyx
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and you forgot that DLC that costs only 19.99€