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They told you to stay out...

can Today, my parents kicked me nut ? the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks
tty go see a module. Well, the module ended pretty quick but the trauma ? seeing my parents in a swingers Drgo
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#1 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only one who doesn't care about their parents sex life?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dabronydude (11/26/2013) [-]
the guy meant the movie ended early and when he went back home he walked
in on his parents having a swingers orgy...
which is just..ew.
#24 - crazyolitis (11/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
...What is a swinger's orgy?
User avatar #25 to #24 - fizzor ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Swingers are people who have an active sexual life outside their current relationship. I think you can piece the rest together from that.
#38 - penileburglar (11/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Been there, didn't really care. Not sure why everyone thinks their parents' sex life can't be just as kinky as their sex life would be if they could actually get any. All in all, I've only ever walked in on it twice and found the 'toy chest' once, so my parents have done a pretty good job at keeping it away from me.

But, really, your parents are obviously sexual beings. And if they were still together when you were old enough for something like this to happen, then chances are they've probably started experimenting with some less-than-vanilla bedroom acts in order to keep the sex interesting.
User avatar #39 to #38 - critality (11/26/2013) [-]
But a swingers orgy? You don't think thats even a little too far?
User avatar #19 - toosexyforyou (11/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
20 bucks is enough money for 2 movies. Take a hint
User avatar #22 to #19 - uwbymannen (11/26/2013) [-]
Not in Sweden it's not. It costs about $15 to $25 in order to watch a movie here in Sweden.
#13 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
an american faggot with swinging parents.
if this story would be true, the americunt would have joined the orgy and ****** his mom and dad.
#21 to #13 - crazycommando (11/26/2013) [-]
where the 						****					 do you come from m8
where the **** do you come from m8
#54 - themarineelite ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What I pictured when I heard the words Swing Orgy.
#40 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Call me out on this all you want.

But I hate cuckolding and anything like that.

So if I found my parents doing that, I would probably be severely pissed. And would lose a lot of respect for them. Similarly, if I had a girlfriend, and if she told me she wanted to cuckold me. I would dump her, quick.

I'm into some heinous **** , but no.
#3 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie I read this and thought it happend to my fiance since his parents just did that to him a few days ago....
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