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#27 - dnf (04/24/2014) [+] (15 replies)
trying to cook a squirrel with a blow torch man you'd have to be.... nuuts
User avatar #3 - lolollo (04/24/2014) [+] (12 replies)
That's why I still don't understand that part of the legal system. "You wronged me in some way, I must now ask you to pay me more money than is physically possible for you to make in your lifetime!"

******* ...if you wreck my car, buy me a new car. If you run into my house, pay the reparations. If I need surgery, pay for the surgery. I don't need millions of dollars because "*whine*, mah fenders bended!"

Of course...these guys ruined an entire ******* building in an apartment complex...don't know how the **** anyone would plan to start paying that off...
#1 - shallowandpedantic (04/23/2014) [-]
"Oh no Sammy. I've been caught in this trap. They are gonna torture me. Please don't leave me here to die"
"I can't get you out Steve. Oh no, here they come."
"Listen carefully Sammy. I want you to pass me some of that stuff in the can over there."
"But that stuff is dangerous Steve. It smells horrid."
"Just do this one last thing Sam."
"Ok, Steve"
"Now get out of here. I love you."
"I love you too."
"Well Steve, how ever did it come to this. You'll never take me alive assholes!!! Bottoms up."
#2 - narflarg (04/24/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Home state mentioned. Swell with mitten.
#43 - zakvanloocke (04/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
God I love my state
User avatar #15 - rarityrarityrarity (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that title is funnier than 95% of the content on this site and I have no idea why.
#63 - ohhhsnap (04/24/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**ohhhsnap rolled image** what i cook my squirrels with
#66 to #63 - generations (04/24/2014) [-]
**generations rolled image**
The right way to cook a squirell
#39 - fuckoatmeal (04/24/2014) [-]
guys fw asked why he would do this.
#20 - kimbra (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kimbra rolled image** mfw I live in michigan
#82 - thempc (04/24/2014) [-]
they weren't trying to cook the squirrel, he was hurt and they were trying to repair him
User avatar #68 - zbro (04/24/2014) [-]
it doesn't sound like they were cooking it, i think they were torchuring it.
#52 - drachma ONLINE (04/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Well how else are you going to cook a squirrel after you catch him in your trap?
#46 - theseustheminotaur (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
it depends on what michigans exchange rate is for squirrels
#38 - freepotatoe (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**freepotatoe rolled image** Squirrels fw
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User avatar #12 to #9 - nyxeos (04/24/2014) [-]
I looked it up. The guy had the torch out on his deck, which he used to burn the fur off rather than skinning it. He left the torch unattended while he went inside to cook the most definitely dead squirrel, and apparently that's when the fire started. It still doesn't say how he killed the squirrel though.
User avatar #26 - karson (04/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
they were actually trying to skin the squirrel with the torch. Not cook it.... yet.
#28 to #26 - lilluke (04/24/2014) [-]
That just raises more questions?
#37 - perturabo (04/24/2014) [-]
**perturabo rolled image**
User avatar #34 - shema (04/24/2014) [-]
i bet they ate the cooked parts while running out.
#33 - fefe (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, they tried.
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