They in the woods. . see same years age with a friend at midnight. Sweater is empty except same blackcomet up frend_ sshe starts yelling. NAW DDNT SD IN THERE"  funny
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They in the woods

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see same years age with a friend at midnight.
Sweater is empty except same blackcomet up frend_
sshe starts yelling.
NAW DDNT SD IN THERE"
WHY TDD DC) THAT"
Ski yell back "TELL HER"
YEAH SEE THIS SDI GETS IT"
YEAH I GET IT"
Slater, a person dies hem being decapitated, the madman screams.
DAYUM"
Eel yell back.
EDD TDD THINK SHE' S DEAD"
HDW THE ) u G( ON LIVE WITH NC) HEAD"
HI DDNT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL CC) ME"
THEY IN THE ****** "
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#23 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Loud black people at horror movies = my favorite people at horror movies. Too bad I never see them.
User avatar #28 to #23 - therealfishyxander (05/14/2014) [-]
that's pretty obvious considering they turn off the lights
User avatar #34 to #28 - iizsimon (05/14/2014) [-]
hhahhahahhha h +1
#43 - colincub (05/14/2014) [-]
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that gif... so jumpy
#2 - shadowrated (05/14/2014) [-]
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#38 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
Time for a little cinema story, eh?   
>Went in theater with a bunch of friends.   
>Got one row of seats almost full with our drunk bodies.   
>Sitting at one of the ends right next to few empty seats left at the row.   
>Lights out, movie started.   
>Fifteen minutes later, feel floor trembling.   
>			*******		.jpeg   
>Never had earthquakes before - 			*******		 terrified.   
>Trembling stops for a second and exit door bursts open.   
>Still dark, so i don't see 			****		, but hear distant huff and puff when someone enters the room.   
>See silhouette on the screen.   
>			*****************		.jpg   
>Feel the air moving as moon crash-lands in the seat right next to me.   
>Moon huffs and puffs for ten more seconds rustling with dozens of packets with foodstuffs.   
>Strong scent of alcohol fills the room and i realize with terror - it is more drunk than our whole team of Alconauts.   
>Comedy moment on the screen.   
>The mountain starts shaking.   
>My smile dies when realization comes to my mind.   
>Itbegins.jpg   
 part 2 lower cause of line break limit
Time for a little cinema story, eh?
>Went in theater with a bunch of friends.
>Got one row of seats almost full with our drunk bodies.
>Sitting at one of the ends right next to few empty seats left at the row.
>Lights out, movie started.
>Fifteen minutes later, feel floor trembling.
> ******* .jpeg
>Never had earthquakes before - ******* terrified.
>Trembling stops for a second and exit door bursts open.
>Still dark, so i don't see **** , but hear distant huff and puff when someone enters the room.
>See silhouette on the screen.
> ***************** .jpg
>Feel the air moving as moon crash-lands in the seat right next to me.
>Moon huffs and puffs for ten more seconds rustling with dozens of packets with foodstuffs.
>Strong scent of alcohol fills the room and i realize with terror - it is more drunk than our whole team of Alconauts.
>Comedy moment on the screen.
>The mountain starts shaking.
>My smile dies when realization comes to my mind.
>Itbegins.jpg
part 2 lower cause of line break limit
User avatar #39 to #38 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
part 2
>"HOOOORK"
>It started with a ******* swine hork and continued into pig squeals and further horking.
>Popcorn is all over the place, the row is shaking.
>Forced to shake in harmony with the moon or be crushed by vibration.
>Finally, the eruption stopped and the Mountain de L'ard is gone still and silent.
>pepsi.logo
>Oh god yes, gonna watch a movie.
>Suddenly, loud HORK shaken the row and the moon started its takeoff.
>"Oh, feckin', god!" it mumbled and farted, then sat back in a cloud of miasma.
>Allofmydisgust.gif
>Rest of the movie went strangely peacefull.
>When lights went on again i launched from my seat like from a ******* catapult.
>Turned around for the last glimpse of magnificent sights of Mountain de L'ard.
>It's ******* asleep.
>Turned around and never came back.
Never saw that planet again. Maybe pepsi, maybe too big for puny Earth. But that was the best horror movie i ever experienced 10/10 would watch again.
User avatar #65 to #39 - nativninja (05/14/2014) [-]
reply to my comment please
User avatar #69 to #65 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
Er...where was it?...
User avatar #71 to #69 - nativninja (05/14/2014) [-]
i forgot.
User avatar #61 to #39 - pizzaweed (05/14/2014) [-]
What movie?
User avatar #64 to #61 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
Um, 't was something like Scary Movie #. Part horror part comedy or horror parody, i don't remember, really.
User avatar #66 to #64 - pizzaweed (05/14/2014) [-]
was it the one making fun of Scream? Or the one that made fun of Rose Red and some other ghost house movie?
User avatar #72 to #66 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
I think it was the one that parodied Paranormal Activity.
User avatar #75 to #72 - pizzaweed (05/14/2014) [-]
A Haunted House?
User avatar #78 to #75 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
Uh, yeah, mayhap.
It's very important you, i see?
User avatar #80 to #78 - pizzaweed (05/14/2014) [-]
Not really, just a little curious.


figured I might be able to find it for you, so you could watch it without hambeast
#83 to #80 - rohedje (05/14/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks, my good man!
I watched it already, but still, thank you for your kindness!
#84 to #83 - pizzaweed (05/14/2014) [-]
No problem!   
   
   
   
Now I must go.
No problem!



Now I must go.
User avatar #13 - biggrand (05/14/2014) [-]
*Amberlance
User avatar #30 to #13 - hochimoe (05/14/2014) [-]
ho da door, ambuhlance comin fru
#19 to #13 - alekksandar (05/14/2014) [-]
*Amberlamps
User avatar #1 - sneperker (05/13/2014) [-]
******* Brilliant
#74 - myjeren (05/14/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this
Reminded me of this
User avatar #102 to #74 - ubisoft (05/14/2014) [-]
Vvhat is this from?
User avatar #103 to #102 - myjeren (05/14/2014) [-]
Scury Movie The first
#79 - thempc (05/14/2014) [-]
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#87 - soulstealerrr (05/14/2014) [-]
This but with 3 black girls doing the voice over.
User avatar #10 - ninjaroo ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
One time when I was a kid I went to the movies with a bunch of friends and there was an ad that ended with some dude describing what it was like to watch whales and that "it would be a memory"
At which point I thought "no **** it'll be a memory, that's how the brain works"
So I turn to a friend and I say "Well duh", but I said it much louder than I expected. I had a brain fart and basically just yelled this out to the crowd during a moment of silence.
There were giggles and snorts all around, I've never felt more accomplished.
#3 - trojandetected (05/14/2014) [-]
**trojandetected rolled image**
This is gold
User avatar #4 to #3 - assrocket (05/14/2014) [-]
Three tits?
Awesome.
#97 - jalthelas (05/14/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolled image**


MFW theater yellers
#9 - flowbro (05/14/2014) [-]
The additional crowd reactions are usually pretty entertaining.
> be me years ago, 20
> watching random horror movie
> theatre is packed, mixed crowd
> my buddy yells, "damn, that ****** is gonna die!! Run ***** , run!"
> local black kid from across room "you better be black or you're going to."
> he has yet to speak in a theatre again
User avatar #17 - nimblewalrus (05/14/2014) [-]
I don't think this ever happened.
User avatar #67 to #17 - armenhart (05/14/2014) [-]
when you consider how many people are on earth and all the different things they're willing to do, i don't think this is very outlandish. maybe a bit exaggerated but it's entirely possible
#41 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
"THEY IN THE ****** WOODS"

i LOST MY **** .
#92 - ohshoot (05/14/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#90 - fuckyosixtyminutes (05/14/2014) [-]
According to the comment section I'm the only one who finds theater yellers annoying as **** rather than hilarious
#94 to #90 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
they were the only two people there so they weren't bothering anyone
#129 to #94 - fuckyosixtyminutes (05/15/2014) [-]
Then this story just turned from annoying to sad.
#114 to #94 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
there were three people in there
#62 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #1353750 ** :
JESSE, LOVE ME
what i say in a movie theater
#100 - yeoldefag (05/14/2014) [-]
I remember when these here ladies were instead tending my garden. She was my wife, you dumb eggs. No sissy either.
User avatar #46 - arnolddusk (05/14/2014) [-]
this seems funny and all until you realize the friend was still trying to watch the movie as indicated by him not saying anything or laughing. this was super ******* rude. thumbs down. thumbs down to the max
#57 to #46 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
your penis is small and curved to the left with a 110 degree angel.
User avatar #88 to #57 - arnolddusk (05/14/2014) [-]
your mom seems to enjoy it
User avatar #132 to #57 - droitesorel (05/20/2014) [-]
Angel
User avatar #53 to #46 - danrmanalt (05/14/2014) [-]
That makes it more funny.
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