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#1 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)

Dude, Victor, baby, if you wanted front page so badly just post something funny or boobs
#10 - budgiesmuggler ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Repetitively does stupid stuff, injuring himself constantly. Dies of septicemia.   
   
That's some DayZ level stuff right there.
Repetitively does stupid stuff, injuring himself constantly. Dies of septicemia.

That's some DayZ level stuff right there.
#3 - NicholasB (04/18/2014) [-]
As we learned in Final destination:
You can never cheat death. It will always come for you.
User avatar #2 - spacesword (04/18/2014) [-]
If this makes it to the front page you have to delete your account.... so states the laws of FJ
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