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User avatar #9 - aTastyCooky (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Politically Correct Old Lady who lived in a shoe:

"We won't let you adopt these children."
"Why?"
"You live in a shoe."
"Oh."
User avatar #1 - uwbymannen ONLINE (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Where did you find this?
User avatar #2 to #1 - profkitty (10/18/2013) [-]
In "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories - Modern Tales For Our Life & Times"
#23 - douthit (10/19/2013) [-]
Native American Riding Hood

Snow Caucasian and the Seven Vertically Challenged Little Persons
User avatar #4 - misswunderlich (10/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
That's strange because Little Red Riding Hood was (originally) raped by the wolf.
User avatar #5 to #4 - angreif (10/19/2013) [-]
Oh, little red riding hood, you sure are looking good, you're everything a big bad wolf could need
User avatar #29 - lordlolland ONLINE (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a Danish translation of that book.
I personally enjoyed the story of the three little pigs and their fight against the imperialistic, capitalist carnivore of a wolf.
#13 - vampyrate (10/19/2013) [-]
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#42 - harala (10/19/2013) [-]
Why is it sexist? The wolf didn't compare a little girl's safety to a little boy's. Red riding hood assumed he did so she is the sexiest.
#40 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Women are ******* idiots if they honestly believe they are equal to men... They aren't. Men are the superior gender and women need to realize that.
#52 to #40 - Demontank (10/21/2013) [-]
Why must people feed you?
#33 - dameush (10/19/2013) [-]
I love this book.. now i need to search my shelves for it
User avatar #16 - acidreign (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Politically correct 3 little pigs:

Once upon a time, one little pig lived in a straw house. One day a big, bad wolf came and blew his house down. Immediately following this incident, the little pig sued the wolf, and in addition to the value of the house and it's contents, won compensation for layer's fees and lost wages due to court dates. The wolf was sentenced to 2 years community service for malicious destruction of property and reckless endangerment.

The End
#21 to #16 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Eats a BLT   
   
Six years in prison, three years of probation, and being forced to register has a sex offender.
Eats a BLT

Six years in prison, three years of probation, and being forced to register has a sex offender.
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (10/19/2013) [-]
I OWN THIS BOOK.

It's all satirical. It's ******* hilarious.
User avatar #41 - jokeface (10/19/2013) [-]
My mom has this book. It's pretty ******* funny.
#39 - marcury (10/19/2013) [-]
When she heard Red Riding Hood’s speech, Grandma jumped out of the Wolf’s mouth, took the woodchopper-person’s axe, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the Wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after.   
   
that's how it ends... if anyone was wondering
When she heard Red Riding Hood’s speech, Grandma jumped out of the Wolf’s mouth, took the woodchopper-person’s axe, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the Wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after.

that's how it ends... if anyone was wondering
#38 - torafter (10/19/2013) [-]
Yep, this is pretty interesting book to read overall.
#28 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
liberals are ruining the world with **** like this, since political correctness became a thing society has gotten worse. if it aint broke dont fix it, smh
#27 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]
The wolf said to Little Red Riding Hood 'ah ha, I'm going to gobble you up'. Little Red Riding Hood Replied 'Gobble Gobble Gobble. Doesn't anybody **** anymore?'
#26 - sashxanete **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
''weeds alone''
User avatar #25 - johndapro (10/19/2013) [-]
I remember reading this text, it's actually pretty amusing.
#10 - iamlying (10/19/2013) [-]
This book is very funny.
Read the three little pigs one, it's my favourite.
User avatar #3 - kiaserzerg (10/18/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly, in the original story, she does a strip tease and the woodsman doesnt exist.
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