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User avatar #9 - aTastyCooky (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Politically Correct Old Lady who lived in a shoe:

"We won't let you adopt these children."
"Why?"
"You live in a shoe."
"Oh."
User avatar #1 - uwbymannen (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Where did you find this?
User avatar #2 to #1 - profkitty (10/18/2013) [-]
In "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories - Modern Tales For Our Life & Times"
User avatar #16 - acidreign (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Politically correct 3 little pigs:

Once upon a time, one little pig lived in a straw house. One day a big, bad wolf came and blew his house down. Immediately following this incident, the little pig sued the wolf, and in addition to the value of the house and it's contents, won compensation for layer's fees and lost wages due to court dates. The wolf was sentenced to 2 years community service for malicious destruction of property and reckless endangerment.

The End
#23 - douthit (10/19/2013) [-]
Native American Riding Hood

Snow Caucasian and the Seven Vertically Challenged Little Persons
User avatar #4 - misswunderlich (10/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
That's strange because Little Red Riding Hood was (originally) raped by the wolf.
User avatar #5 to #4 - angreif ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Oh, little red riding hood, you sure are looking good, you're everything a big bad wolf could need
#28 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
liberals are ruining the world with **** like this, since political correctness became a thing society has gotten worse. if it aint broke dont fix it, smh
#36 to #28 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]
With satire?
User avatar #29 - lordlolland (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a Danish translation of that book.
I personally enjoyed the story of the three little pigs and their fight against the imperialistic, capitalist carnivore of a wolf.
#13 - vampyrate ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
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#42 - harala (10/19/2013) [-]
Why is it sexist? The wolf didn't compare a little girl's safety to a little boy's. Red riding hood assumed he did so she is the sexiest.
#40 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Women are ******* idiots if they honestly believe they are equal to men... They aren't. Men are the superior gender and women need to realize that.
#52 to #40 - Demontank (10/21/2013) [-]
Why must people feed you?
#33 - dameush (10/19/2013) [-]
I love this book.. now i need to search my shelves for it
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
I OWN THIS BOOK.

It's all satirical. It's ******* hilarious.
#53 - mochabearwelch (10/21/2013) [-]
This book was written years ago as a joke about the way our culture was becoming so PC about everything. It was intended as satire.
#44 - helenwheels (10/19/2013) [-]
<The authors.
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User avatar #41 - jokeface (10/19/2013) [-]
My mom has this book. It's pretty ******* funny.
#39 - marcury (10/19/2013) [-]
When she heard Red Riding Hood’s speech, Grandma jumped out of the Wolf’s mouth, took the woodchopper-person’s axe, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the Wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after.   
   
that's how it ends... if anyone was wondering
When she heard Red Riding Hood’s speech, Grandma jumped out of the Wolf’s mouth, took the woodchopper-person’s axe, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the Wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after.

that's how it ends... if anyone was wondering
User avatar #20 - claytonb (10/19/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** I have that book right next to me!
User avatar #17 - infinitereaper (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Red Riding Hood is high as **** taking random walks in the woods and talking to wolves.
#10 - iamlying (10/19/2013) [-]
This book is very funny.
Read the three little pigs one, it's my favourite.
#3 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly, in the original story, she does a strip tease and the woodsman doesnt exist.
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