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Today 12: 50 PM
Kinda want pop
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#12 - hektoroftroy (08/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#10 - skorve (08/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's not necessarily a no....
User avatar #2 - warmbuns (08/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The cereal got me.
#1 - jokesexplain (08/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I hope that date ends well.
If you are confused, its the last panel. If you cant remember, you must be a goldfish, and if so, thumb up.
#31 - saft ONLINE (08/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This makes me so god damn angry
User avatar #4 - yiffcario (08/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That last one is a winner.
#6 - gaifgt (08/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING beats a good game of Mario Kart.
#75 - manirock (08/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be senior at heavily Christian university (they take that 						****					 very seriously)   
>Taking Marine biology course for fun since I have extra credits   
>For class we get to go to an island in Belize over spring break   
>Island is shared with another resort    
>Pass by two 9.72/10 hotties   
>Hear one say "I'm gonna be Koopa and shove so many red shells up your ass"   
>Mutter to myself "easy to counter with a DK and Diddy banana combo"   
>"Oh yeah, prove it"   
>Not supposed to leave my group but we head back to their place anyway   
>Start to play Mario Kart Double Dash   
>Destroy them with my massive bananas    
>One of them is visibly pissed but the other is smiling at me   
>Smiling one says she'll give me head if I can beat her at Rainbow Road   
>Pissed one says I have to shove a banana up my ass if I lose   
>Proceed to beat them by an entire lap   
>Smiling one commences the sucking    
>Door swings open right when I'm about to bust    
>It's the girls' family and two of my 						*******					 profs     
>Smiling one pulls her head away but it's too late   
>Bust my load all over her face   
>After a moment of silence I say "it looks like the Holy Spirit came upon her"   
>I laugh but everyone else just stares at me   
>"...You know ...because I baptized her with warm love... haha... ha..."   
>MFW I got put on probation for breaking the colleges community covenant
>Be senior at heavily Christian university (they take that **** very seriously)
>Taking Marine biology course for fun since I have extra credits
>For class we get to go to an island in Belize over spring break
>Island is shared with another resort
>Pass by two 9.72/10 hotties
>Hear one say "I'm gonna be Koopa and shove so many red shells up your ass"
>Mutter to myself "easy to counter with a DK and Diddy banana combo"
>"Oh yeah, prove it"
>Not supposed to leave my group but we head back to their place anyway
>Start to play Mario Kart Double Dash
>Destroy them with my massive bananas
>One of them is visibly pissed but the other is smiling at me
>Smiling one says she'll give me head if I can beat her at Rainbow Road
>Pissed one says I have to shove a banana up my ass if I lose
>Proceed to beat them by an entire lap
>Smiling one commences the sucking
>Door swings open right when I'm about to bust
>It's the girls' family and two of my ******* profs
>Smiling one pulls her head away but it's too late
>Bust my load all over her face
>After a moment of silence I say "it looks like the Holy Spirit came upon her"
>I laugh but everyone else just stares at me
>"...You know ...because I baptized her with warm love... haha... ha..."
>MFW I got put on probation for breaking the colleges community covenant
User avatar #50 - krobeles (08/30/2014) [-]
That last one is a keeper. Buying me pizza and playing boardgames and Mario Kart. **** yeah.
#3 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #61 - bettertron (08/30/2014) [-]
The last girl sounds like someone I would want to date.
#22 - vampired (08/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get the first one. Is his body somehow resembling pop tarts?
#25 to #22 - purplemask (08/30/2014) [-]
you can sort of see some poptarts in the background
User avatar #80 - xxemilyxx (08/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
tbh I kinda like the first one because his body reminds me of my boyfriends
User avatar #43 - chaossniper (08/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
legit question

how do you eat cereals in bed?
wont it spill everywhere
User avatar #56 to #43 - zytherman (08/30/2014) [-]
how the **** do you sit in bed?
Surely if you've got a bowl of something you just sit up and eat it, not roll around and ****
#79 - reican (08/30/2014) [-]
"I want meatballs"
Helloo sexy woman, lets get the lovin' started and you will suck on my dark meatballs all night.
#87 - pikachustolemybike (08/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#72 - narutogayboy (08/30/2014) [-]
damn cole
#108 - thelovely (08/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Some guy on here was asking me for nudes... so I sent him a bunch of pics of dogs in bikinis with "Ppl say I have a nice butt, wut do u thinkk ;) "

Pic related, its one that I sent.
User avatar #85 - metobi (08/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
at the very least, i know the order now....
1)board ga,es
2)Uno
3) Pizza
4) the most important mario kart
#116 - imnotthefather (08/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
4 GB of RAM = big...?
4 GB of RAM = big...?
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