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Thanks For on too of me ******* ! There' s a reason I park in the middle of two
spots,, So dumbasses like you don' t park near me, Oh and thanks For dinging my door!
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#78 - kyletr (11/11/2013) [-]
Two spots is douchebag territory yes, but personally I believe there is a modifier here that has been neglected.   
   
In large parking lots, like say the one for your local Wal-Mart or the mall, two spot parking shall be forgivable, because most folks don't like to park that far back any how because they are lazy. And so one trades extra walking distance for their car.   
   
Though if you're parking that far back, one spot should be fine, but honestly you could take up 4 and it wouldn't matter.
Two spots is douchebag territory yes, but personally I believe there is a modifier here that has been neglected.

In large parking lots, like say the one for your local Wal-Mart or the mall, two spot parking shall be forgivable, because most folks don't like to park that far back any how because they are lazy. And so one trades extra walking distance for their car.

Though if you're parking that far back, one spot should be fine, but honestly you could take up 4 and it wouldn't matter.
User avatar #72 - epicwinone (11/11/2013) [-]
annnnddddd this **** below me is exactly why i ride a motorcycle
#73 to #72 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
**** off your high horse you ****
User avatar #69 - yunoknow (11/11/2013) [-]
How ******* spoiled do you have to be to actually become this ******* selfish? And the ******* audacity to demand the sympathy of others... Tell as many lame jokes as you want, but you ******* parents gotta ***** your ******* kids.
User avatar #64 - whyohwhy (11/11/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does that seem like a perfectly acceptable gap to leave between your car and the next one?
I mean there is plenty of room to open the door and get into the vehicle unless you are just obscenely obese and/or ******* retarded.
User avatar #54 - scorcho (11/11/2013) [-]
i really hate it when someone takes up two parking spots, unless it's a really expensive car. I can understand that the person who parked it simply wants to avoid his car being damaged by idiots who can't park, whose entire car is worth as much as the doorhandle of the expensive one.
#71 to #54 - turtlespear (11/11/2013) [-]
and yet if that problem is their concern, they shouldn't drive the super expensive car to places where it will be in danger.  Taking up multiple parking spots demonstrates a complete lack of any consideration for your fellow human beings, belies an opinion of self-importance beyond sanity, and is illegal to boot.  A person doing that has no need of your understanding, because all they feel for you is contempt.
and yet if that problem is their concern, they shouldn't drive the super expensive car to places where it will be in danger. Taking up multiple parking spots demonstrates a complete lack of any consideration for your fellow human beings, belies an opinion of self-importance beyond sanity, and is illegal to boot. A person doing that has no need of your understanding, because all they feel for you is contempt.
#62 to #54 - dapape (11/11/2013) [-]
Apparently fj feels contempt towards people who can afford things.
User avatar #58 to #54 - zraven (11/11/2013) [-]
**** their car, they can buy a reasonable damned car instead of a ******* mobile living room. If they can afford to spend three times my annual wage on a car, they can afford boy work and touch up paint.
User avatar #60 to #58 - scorcho (11/11/2013) [-]
if you owned a nice car yourself you probably would not say that. I have a pretty ****** car myself, but i paid for it with my own money and it's very valuable to me. If my car just happened to be expensive and beautiful (which is reasonable if you can afford it, it's just something nice to own) i wouldn't want some ******* to vandalize it. And if you don't respect another guys property, which he worked hard for, just because you're a piss poor bastard like me, then you are a terrible person and don't deserve to own anything.
User avatar #61 to #60 - zraven (11/11/2013) [-]
Me not respecting his property is not the issue here. I treat everyone's car precisely like I should; it's someone else's property, don't **** it up. Him parking in two positions is him thinking that his purchase allows him to break common practice and law, just because it's expensive. **** him. You want a nice car, fine. You park it like everyone else ******* does.

You paid for your own car with your own money? What do you think everyone else does? You think the car fairy visited everyone besides you? I pay for everything I buy with "my own money", but I sure as hell don't think that I get special privilege because of it. Guy parks in two spaces, he's an entitled douche, and I hope a pigeon the size of a blimp ***** his car into the damned ground.
User avatar #63 to #61 - scorcho (11/11/2013) [-]
i didn't say i encourage his behaviour, but i understand it. If someone where to chip the paint on my door, no big deal, it's annoying, but i can mend it myself or get it repaired pretty cheaply. If someone chipped the door of a ferrari that's a couple of hundred bucks easily. Also, a lot of kids get their first car as a present from their parents(at least where i live), but mine didn't, and yes i am a little proud of myself, that i paid for it myself. You sound like the kind of guy who would actually get angry enough to deliberately vandalize a car, at least judging from your aggressive pattern of speech, but i don't know you so i wouldn't want to judge you. Still, i find your tone a little inapproriate, since i didn't do anything to offend you personally. I am not that guy taking up two spots, you know.
User avatar #65 to #63 - zraven (11/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't vandalize someone's car. The thought is a lovely, pretty thing, but goes against the reason I'm pissed at this behavior. Parking properly is a courtesy to other drivers. Its acknowledging that other people exist, and treating them with respect and decency. Using an expensive car as an excuse to take up two spaces is nothing more than saying that an expenditure of money grants you clemency from courtesy to other people. I don't care how pricey your car is, it doesn't elevate you past everyone else. If you're scared your poor Ferrari will get marred by the brainless, plebeian masses, then you don't take it to the market. And you condoning this kind of behavior is just about as bad as doing it, because it lets people think that, yes, you can buy your way to better than everyone else. Everyone's car is precious to them. ANd Ferarris suck, anyways.
User avatar #66 to #65 - scorcho (11/11/2013) [-]
as i said i am not condoning his behavior, but i understand it. His car is in fact more valuable than most others, and he is scared that something might happen to it (even by accident). That said, i don't approve of his behavior but i can see why he would do it. Or maybe he just can't park properly. I also disagree on your stance towards ferrarri.
User avatar #67 to #66 - zraven (11/11/2013) [-]
Someone who would do that would hear "I understand it" as "awesome, keep doing it, you rock!" Also, Bugatti kicks Ferarri's tail, and look's good doing it.
User avatar #70 to #67 - epicwinone (11/11/2013) [-]
the Bugatti looks like a large, overweight turd.

which it is.

OH there is NO denying it is a MASSIVE technical achievement. but its heavy, only does 2 things well (being impeccably well built and going fast in a straight line)
and its shape was entirely dictated by a wind tunnel for high speeds.
User avatar #74 to #70 - zraven (11/11/2013) [-]
I'll have to disagree on the appearance, I rather like it's style, but I'll give you the cornering. Point is, there are much better cars than the Ferarri.

Here's a Koenigsegg telling physics to **** right off.
User avatar #79 to #76 - epicwinone (11/11/2013) [-]
oh man i friggen love Koenies
User avatar #77 to #76 - scorcho (11/11/2013) [-]
that is absolutely spectacular
User avatar #55 to #54 - sabotagesam (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah, rich people shouldn't abide the rules, they're rich and have expensive possessions. **** the poor.
User avatar #53 - kwanzalord (11/11/2013) [-]
I wish people wouldn't cross out the names of dumb asses like this.
Then I could find them on facebook and make their life hell.
User avatar #56 to #53 - rafeky ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Show them you're 1337 h4cker sk1lls, you're from funnyjunk and can ruin his life. also, because you're **************
User avatar #57 to #56 - kwanzalord (11/11/2013) [-]
I'd just post "hey stupid face" and I'm sure they will be so hurt, they will cry
User avatar #41 - sketchysketchist (11/11/2013) [-]
If you want to punish these people for what they do, park next to them real quick and open the door really hard against their car.
Park somewhere else and smile as you know you've left an idiot wondering how it still managed to happen anyway.
User avatar #49 to #41 - robinwilliamson (11/11/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's something along the lines of hit and run.
#43 to #41 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
That would make the person an even bigger ******* than the one who parked bad.
#34 - acidreign (11/11/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he didn't park on top of her.
#11 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
I would key the **** out of that guys car
#45 to #11 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
story time: when i was living in so cal i visited a Wal Mart one fine evening when i noticed a really nice car with a fancy transformer paint job. everything was custom. i figured this bastard must be rich. un lucky for him, he decided to take up two spots in the very front of the parking lot one of which was a handicap spot. so i told my self if that dumb bitch is still there when im done im going to key the ever living hell out of this bitch. sure enough about 20 min later i come out and its still there. so i kept my word, it took me at least 10 minutes to get the paint off my house key.
#37 to #11 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
^ also a douche, there are many levels of douche and self righteous vandalism of others private property is on the list.
User avatar #6 - hellomynameisbill (11/11/2013) [-]
If I saw someone doing that, I'd break the windows, slash the tires, siphon the gas, and steal the engine, and remove the bumpers so they can't tow it back
User avatar #44 to #6 - raginhardon (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #44 - chaossniper (11/11/2013) [-]
why somewhere if you gonna say no one
if it is no one then it's everywhere
#40 to #6 - thehumor (11/11/2013) [-]
Edgy
Edgy
User avatar #22 to #6 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
Maybe if i sound cool on the internet people will like me!
User avatar #14 to #6 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Don't tow trucks hook onto the frame?

I have never used a tow truck, so I don't know.
#7 to #6 - mastersaturday (11/11/2013) [-]
No you wouldn't.
User avatar #8 to #7 - hellomynameisbill (11/11/2013) [-]
you got me
User avatar #2 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
I understand parking in two spots if the car was extremely rare/expensive. I see a Porsche every day that parks in between two spots to make sure that his car doesn't get dented or scratched.
User avatar #59 to #2 - niggernazi (11/11/2013) [-]
if i see a porche i will piss on it

thats right ************* , i hate people who have a better car than me. they suck donkeyballs and deserve to get their fancy ass cars pissed on. they where probably spoiled little ***** when they were small.
User avatar #51 to #2 - atomschlumpf (11/11/2013) [-]
Wait so...where you live, when someone slams his door against another car they don't have to pay for that damage?
#38 to #2 - thereforeiamnot (11/11/2013) [-]
Having an expensive car doesn't give you extra parking privileges. It also doesn't make you better than everyone else. Parking spaces are there so that the most cars can be parked in the least space. Taking up two spots leaves one less car being able to park. It's selfish to think that possibly keeping your car a bit safer is worth more than letting someone else park. A poor person could just as well try to take two spots because they can't afford to pay for any repairs, but they still shouldn't do it, because it's a dick move. No one wants their car to get scratched, but we can't all take up multiple spots in a parking lot, because that would waste a ton of space. Learn to share. Society works better that way.
User avatar #33 to #2 - AvatarAirBender (11/11/2013) [-]
Its a ******* Pontiac Grand Am
User avatar #32 to #2 - nuful (11/11/2013) [-]
i certainly hope you are just trying to get red thumbs and that you don't actually think like this.
#30 to #2 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
You know, when I see rich people being pompous snobbish ******** , I always figured they were aware. Your posts have enlightened me. Apparently, being rich robs people of their common sense. You're not self-absorbed ******** , you're just all retarded. ...Oh, wait, those aren't mutually exclusive! Thank you for this epiphany!

Serious note - being rich doesn't mean you deserve extra privileges. If a rich ******* parks their car across two spaces solely because they don't want it dinged, I hope someone keys the living **** out of it.
#39 to #30 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
So keying someones car costing them thousands in damage is ok? but taking 2 spots; which is nothing more than a minor incoveneice is the end of the world? How ******* tight are your panties. Its irrelevant. Think in 2 weeks will this guy taking 2 spots matter? no. In two weeks will you destroying his property matter? yes either because of the cost to the person, and/or to the cost to you if he finds you.
PS many people park like dicks because they were parked beside a dick who has since left. Also aboutpeople who park like dicks; who gives a **** ? stop giving yourselves an aneurysm. If the biggest thing that gets you upset in your day is a guy taking two spots count yourself lucky.
User avatar #31 to #30 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
You are literally just spewing **** that you assume.

And no, but going out of the way to make sure your car isnt damaged without getting in anyone elses way does not mean that person deserves to have their car keyed.

Parking in two spaces is not illegal, while keying a car is, but how people feel about something is more important than a law so of course it is ok to destroy someone's property because you feel that they dont park well. That is a perfect reason to key a car. The next time i see a child screaming Ill know that if i dont like the way it is acting I can just cut it.

Full. Retard.
User avatar #50 to #31 - baaltomekk (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah parking in two spaces isn't illegal, and it is also not illegal for me to park right beside you. If you can park in between spots, I can do so too.
User avatar #15 to #2 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
If he has the money to buy the car, then he has the money to maintain it
User avatar #16 to #15 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
It doesnt matter, its about not wanting to have to maintain something that you just spent 100,000$ on because of stupid people
User avatar #17 to #16 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Still doesn't give you the right to be a **** .
User avatar #18 to #17 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
Thats not being a **** , its your opinion
User avatar #27 to #18 - thebrownbomber (11/11/2013) [-]
No, it's being a **** . You aren't entitled to more parking spaces because you have a nicer car. That's like saying you should be able to drive in the center line of 2 lanes so nobody drives beside you and accidentally hits your car.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes, and in my opinion, taking up two parking spots for any reason other than
1 - It's an emergency
2 - All the handicapped spaces were filled and you need enough room to use a wheelchair lift/get a wheelchair ready

Makes you a ****


But regardless, if he is taking up two spots because he has a nice car that he doesn't want damaged, then he should have taken a cab.
User avatar #21 to #19 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
"He shouldve taken a cab"

LET ME EXPLAIN

IF YOU BUY A NICE CAR YOU WILL WANT TO DRIVE IT
IF YOU BUY A NICE COMPUTER YOU WOULD WANT TO PLAY IT
IF YOU BUY A NICE SHIRT YOU WOULD WANT TO WEAR IT

You are retarded
User avatar #24 to #21 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes, but are you going to going to always wear a protective sheet over that shirt so it never gets dirty?

Are you going to wrap the computer in a plastic bag so it never gets dusty?

I understand he wants to use it, but by taking up two spots, he is being a **** .
The excuse "I don't want it to get damaged" is not valid, that's him being more of a **** , it's why you get car insurance, so if something happens, it can get repaired.
User avatar #25 to #24 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
No, but you would wash it differently and hang it differently when you arent wearing it so it would stay nice, just like parking a car after using it.

Same thing a what I just said.

That is your opinion AGAIN

Just because you have an opinion doesnt mean that person is a **** /douche/etc
User avatar #26 to #25 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes, but taking up multiple spots is not the same as washing it and putting it on a different type of hanger.
The equivalent of that would be parking inside your garage and putting a dust cover on.

Taking up multiple spots is like saying to anyone with a object that could stain the shirt "Don't come near me, I don't trust you enough to come near me"


And again, it is in my opinion that they are being a **** , I never stated otherwise.
User avatar #28 to #26 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
And that is still your opinion.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Crusader ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
And I never stated otherwise.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Exodeus (11/11/2013) [-]
That's still douchebag parking. If you are that worried about your damn car, don't drive it and leave it under a dust sheet in your garage.
#35 to #3 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
Meh got no problem with it if its in an area where parking isnt horribly packed. There are alot of idiots who will bang/door your car and its a hell of a lot more expensive for a sportscar than a toyota, especially since most use custom paints. If someone has to park an extra whole 5 feet away because he took 2 spots so what? But taking 2 spots at a university? those spots are harder to find then the Higgs Boson.
User avatar #4 to #3 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah and I'll buy a Rolex and never wear it while I'm at it, you retard.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Exodeus (11/11/2013) [-]
My point is, if you have money and you are going to act like a dick about it why don't you just give up. I have a semi decent car but I'm not overly bothered if I scratch it up because I can repair that damage myself. People are too self interested and won't consider their actions, and how the affect the greater population.
User avatar #13 to #5 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
People that pay 100,000 dollars for a car dont want it scratched, end of story. YOu wouldn't know because youre poor as **** and dont understand what it means to own something that actually matters.
#20 to #13 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
If they can pay $100,000 for a car, they can pay $1000 for retribution for parking like a douche.
#36 to #20 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
While i dont agree on constantly taking parking spots, Vandalising his car is "more douche" then taking the spots. Therefore you are **** of a person
User avatar #23 to #20 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
Why dont you buy a 100,000$ car and see how you like it when someone scratches or dents it
User avatar #47 to #23 - organiclead (11/11/2013) [-]
If you don't want it dinged or scratched, don't drive it in public.
User avatar #46 to #23 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Now this is good trolling! Not that obvious ******** that most anons post, an unpopular opinion that could almost be mistaken for your own. Definitely worth a downthumb. If it actually is your opinion, then I apologise for my mistake, respectfully disagree with you, and recommend you stop stooping to insults like "retard" and "stupid" because, as sytheris said, that kinda makes you look less intelligent.
#81 to #46 - sytheris (11/11/2013) [-]
+1 for agreeing with me.
#42 to #23 - sytheris (11/11/2013) [-]
Cost is irrelevant. I'd be pissed period. Also: calling people 'stupid' and 'retarded' as responses to legitimate comments (not all of them, mind) does not reflect well on your own intellectual capabilities.

Also you're opinion is wrong.
#9 to #5 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
if i saw a car parking in 2 spots on a regular basis because the driver is worried about damage, ill leave a note on the windshield saying that if he continues to park like this his car will be vandalized.
User avatar #12 to #9 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
Thats stupid, youre stupid
#68 to #12 - deescalation (11/11/2013) [-]
"This whole camp is stupid"
User avatar #52 to #12 - gorillabutts (11/11/2013) [-]
^
The sign that the idiot lost the fight
User avatar #80 to #52 - robobloxx (11/11/2013) [-]
"Fight"

You act like this **** actually matters
#82 to #80 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [-]
Well I mean, you seem to be rather passionate about the subject
#10 to #9 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
mostly because i live in areas where is commonly hard to find parking.
#1 - mikesch (11/10/2013) [-]
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Water changes everything **

Can people really be this stupid and ignorant?
Holy **** , someone help me.
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