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Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd

Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th

Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny.


Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
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Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th
Thee Goodest Funny: Parte the 3rd. Prepaer yourself for the finest 4chin on teh internets, plus some other exquisite funny. give me a low 5 in comments parte th

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parte the 2nd: /Thee+goodest+funny+parte+thee+2nde/movies/5691233/
parte the 1st: /Thee+goodest+funny/funny-pictures/5653359/

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she 29 on sidewalk
shave to use bathroom,. about to **** pants
Hun into nearest business to use bathroom
sit' s a daycare
sash where bathroom is
acute girl points towards it
we and relieve myself
Lememe tout, and children are sitting in circle
girl asks me to have a seat and read with them. must think Fin a parent
rated embarassed to tell her i just game in to ****
ash down and hear her read
hawkward as **** .
wanders. start thinking about last night with girlfriend
a boner
swearing sweatpants. not good
a' giri asks me which kid is mine. i tell her none.
ache gives look ill never forget. demands i leave
Rostand up. tent My pitched
skids all scream
Hun out as fast as i can
Oh god, Ewe is true We the greatest thing I have my read.
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Submitted: 12/19/2015
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#1 - denniswilles (12/19/2015) [-]
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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#22 to #1 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 - sushiwins (12/20/2015) [-]
i dont get the francis bacon thing.. jokexplain i need your help
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User avatar #26 to #11 - runescapewasgood (12/20/2015) [-]
france is literally bacon. no metaphors.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - WutsAtroll (12/20/2015) [-]
he thought the dad was saying "france is bacon" which is a superfluous statement, but his dad was actually saying "Francis Bacon" in order to properly cite the quote
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#16 to #12 - sushiwins (12/20/2015) [-]
thanks pal
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User avatar #25 to #12 - iqequalzero (12/20/2015) [-]
superfluous
suːˈpəːflʊəs,sjuː-/
adjective
adjective: superfluous

unnecessary, especially through being more than enough.

Wut?
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#3 - theclaymore (12/19/2015) [-]
"House looks like the aftermath of a ******* civil war battle"
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User avatar #4 to #3 - thetellerofstories (12/20/2015) [-]
look up john mulaney, new in town. the poster just butchered his joke
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User avatar #13 to #4 - theclaymore (12/20/2015) [-]
I've seen it. I honestly thought the same thing when i first started reading it but then he started saying some stuff he didnt say so i just went with it.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - tropenthatshtup (12/20/2015) [-]
Same, that set up was far too similar.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - massengit (12/20/2015) [-]
Because no one but John Mulaney has ever been to a crazy party before.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - thetellerofstories (12/20/2015) [-]
he used the same wording and style of metaphor. also same structure of lead and punchlines. watch the joke done by john mulaney, then read this again. the post was also done in 2013 when the stand up special was done the year before
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#18 to #6 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
It is true that the comedian's special predates the greentext by at least a year probably couple years. Though, the similarities are limited, imo. Most of the individual elements are not the same, except for the police part roughly and the "white" kids part. Stylistically it is not delivered that similarly given the contemporary dialect of the two stories. 2/10 probably not a story based on that comedian's routine.

as for it actually happening like the op said, I'd say 5/10 not improbable, and certainly the story is good even if it is fake.
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#7 to #4 - saintnovember (12/20/2015) [-]
Idk man. Mullaney doesnt mention tv wrestling, a deer or people getting injured. And his story is actually slightly believable.
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#9 to #8 - saintnovember (12/20/2015) [-]
What part of what I just said implies I haven't already heard the bit? I've seen the special at least three times now.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - thetellerofstories (12/20/2015) [-]
then you know he used the same set up and delivery. he just switched out the ******** on the computer for ******* a sink and breaking the pool table for breaking the tv. the deer **** was thrown in to make it seem wilder. the dude just copied a joke that was televised the year before
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#17 to #4 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
You think he had the joke before Sept 2013? If he's new, he might actually get material from the internet, comedians and artists are known to borrow.
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#23 - nywrestler (12/20/2015) [-]
No need to apologize.
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#20 - xjenischex (12/20/2015) [-]
Ya know... I was just fine till this silly **** showed up. Haha.
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#19 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
This is literally one of the greatest sites I've ever been on on the internet. I love FJ.
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#24 to #19 - austinrocket (12/20/2015) [-]
Make an account and try to leave but realize you can't and accept your fate.

yfw
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#15 - johnconnorone (12/20/2015) [-]
Why would you censor these..
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#21 - theady (12/20/2015) [-]
Can you pleeease mention me when you post another one of these?
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