The Wildest Ride Of All
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anon (12/08/2015) [+] (11 replies)
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So 10 seconds is a day in game and this takes 18202980 seconds, so thats like 49 thousand years
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strigt (12/08/2015) [-] 
Hell is not a place we are sent.
Hell is in the minds of men so that we may create it ourselves.
Christ help us all.
Hell is in the minds of men so that we may create it ourselves.
Christ help us all.
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maniacaltomcat (12/21/2015) [-] I saw the comments going somewhere, this is not where i thought they would end up but i am not unhappy about it
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stillnotbob (12/08/2015) [-] Hell is not a place you go if you're not a Christian,
It's a failure of your life's greatest ambitions
It's a failure of your life's greatest ambitions
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newprinny (12/08/2015) [-] If my personal hell was to sit on an annoyingly slow roller coaster for eternity, that wouldn't really be that bad, I think, dood. At least it's not as bad as swimming in a boiling lake or having to push a boulder up a mountain all the time, all I'd have to do is sit there and be really bored.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I do it using Movie Maker, makes great cuts and can get close as **** .
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I think it's great that it did the walk through the eras of Big Boss.
Snake Eater, Peace Walker, Ground Zeroes, Phantom Pain, and then...Skull Face, I guess.
Snake Eater, Peace Walker, Ground Zeroes, Phantom Pain, and then...Skull Face, I guess.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Or, it could mean that Big Boss got super ****** up, and the Skull Face you fight is Big Boss, not Major Zero.
But, eh, now's not the time for deep fan theories.
But, eh, now's not the time for deep fan theories.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] The game could have been such an amazing game, still game of the year for me, but damn was it dissapointing. I think they had Skull Face there because he was always there, giving Big Boss back up before all this happened.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Phantom Pain was the Phantom Letdown, all this hype, and Kojima blew it on marketing, Kiefer Sutherland, and coke and hookers, I guess.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Naw, he didn't blow it on coke and hookers. He blew it on expensive dinners with Stefanie Joosten. Which I can't blame him. Also hate the approach Kojima did with a silent protaganist. Keifer was a pretty good choice for voice, but give him more mang.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Kiefer Sutherland was ******* perfect for Big Boss, I would've loved a long speech so I could masturbate more to that sexy baritone voice.
**** , he fit perfect for BB but Kojima tried to get that Joosten poosy, so he couldn't pay Kiefer.
That makes me sad, considering the only real speech he did was the ashes scene.
**** , he fit perfect for BB but Kojima tried to get that Joosten poosy, so he couldn't pay Kiefer.
That makes me sad, considering the only real speech he did was the ashes scene.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] It was such a good mission also. Way more impactful than The Boss fight in MGS3. That last moment with them saluting. I really wished they had like 6 more months of developments or something. Skull Face was so under used and his voice was so amazing aswell.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] >More impactful than the Boss fight.
LOL no.
It was sad, it was damn sad, when they stood their, saluting to the Peace Walker theme.
I'm not the type of man to cry, only a select few things have made me cry, and the Boss fight made me choke up.
Nothing in the Metal Gear series has made me choke up quite like that.
But the ending to MGS2 ****** me up. Really bad. Especially when the Colonel started spouting that random nonsense, I actually got a bit spooked, and it turned out that nearly everything in Raiden's life was a lie.
LOL no.
It was sad, it was damn sad, when they stood their, saluting to the Peace Walker theme.
I'm not the type of man to cry, only a select few things have made me cry, and the Boss fight made me choke up.
Nothing in the Metal Gear series has made me choke up quite like that.
But the ending to MGS2 ****** me up. Really bad. Especially when the Colonel started spouting that random nonsense, I actually got a bit spooked, and it turned out that nearly everything in Raiden's life was a lie.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I guess it is a bit of a stretch of being more impactful, but I felt that feeling inside, which was despite being a game, I felt bad doing it. There was tons wrong with the game. Hopefully, Kojima's next game, he isn't too ambitious.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I agree that the guilt was there, especially when they were begging you to help them, but not nearly as impactful as the fight with the Boss.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Biggest thing I was dissapointed with, no Solid Snake. I just wanted that first line from the game to bet there.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] "lol while you talk **** I'm gonna play Tetris on my iDroid."
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Skullface and Venom never talked to each other. I wanted that, and ******* punch his face while his has his dukes up, not when he's fallen and can't get up.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Well, hopefully, as the MGS main theme's title states.
The Best is Yet to Come.
The Best is Yet to Come.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] One last big complaint, WHY WOULD YOU PUT SINS OF THE FATHER IN A PART WHERE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Ye, in fact, Boss was rather willing to take him in.
Maybe he was talking about how you beat the ever-loving **** out of him twice in a row.
Maybe he was talking about how you beat the ever-loving **** out of him twice in a row.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I was also hoping that since you ran into young Liquid you'd run into young Solid.
That'd have been great.
That'd have been great.
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yellowcardraiden ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Another thing, Eli was dissapointing. I was hoping for more banter. Liquid was going on about how Big Boss hated him, and a over asshole, but I never saw any of that.
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arandomanon ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] **arandomanon laughs with snobbery at the idea of knowing something completely stupid and irrelevant someone else doesn't know**
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anon (12/09/2015) [-]
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legolego (12/09/2015) [-] nah man, pain has always been fascinating to me, the ability to dampen it just through mental focus, filtering the anger that comes from it, utilizing the energy and adrenaline for practical purposes, it's all just very intriguing. i mean, maybe you're right, and after a while it would get annoying, but i guess it's just hard to rap my mind around the concept of infinity well enough to quantify it
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teddybearlove ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] You have something to what you're saying. In hell the deepest circles are not of fire, but ice. Fire is a luxury of change and feeling. It's a stigma on your brain that may be a negative. But we can all learn to appreciate pain. Ice on the other hand numbs you. You don't feel anything at all. Your nerves are frozen and your skin is turned to crystal. At the very beginning there is agony but then it fades into a boring abyss of time.
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captaindeath (12/09/2015) [-]
Nah mate, being in constant agony is not cool. Trust me, it can generally just suck nuts when you are in constant pain. I had part of my spine fused which basically means that instead of 8 vertebrae it is basically one I still get a lot of pain even though my first surgery was 2011 with a second revision surgery in nov last year. Until just recently i was living on about 3 hours of sleep a day, this sleep was not in one block it was broken up over about a 6-7 hour period, I would be constantly waking up just due to the extreme levels of pain. Its much easier to say if you don't go through it. I haven't even had my chronic pain for that long in terms of pain (around 5 years now). Rather sit there bored out of my ****** mind than sit here trying to drug up to such an extent my brain can't even send the pain signals.
As for your next post 110, you can dampen pain but honestly as soon as you get to a certain point trying to dampen it is just pointless, it won't be happening regardless of how much you want it or will it.
As for your next post 110, you can dampen pain but honestly as soon as you get to a certain point trying to dampen it is just pointless, it won't be happening regardless of how much you want it or will it.
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dungledoo (12/09/2015) [-] No. In hell you work as the operator of that ride. You have to stand at the button and press it every 210 days. You're not allowed to sleep on the job. You're not allowed to sit. You don't even get the relaxation of riding the ride.
And the worse part, you have to deal with the customers.
And the worse part, you have to deal with the customers.
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roflstorm (12/08/2015) [-] There is no Heaven....
There is no Hell....
There is no relief....
All is not well....
There is no forgiveness....
There is no heel....
There is no freedom....
Only the Wheel....
Some things are thought of, not to be real
Too cruel to be made, no one should feel
The wheel has started, don't run and hide
All aboard children, the most wild ride
There is no Hell....
There is no relief....
All is not well....
There is no forgiveness....
There is no heel....
There is no freedom....
Only the Wheel....
Some things are thought of, not to be real
Too cruel to be made, no one should feel
The wheel has started, don't run and hide
All aboard children, the most wild ride
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You'd reply to yourself, though?
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dharkmoswen (12/09/2015) [-] I wish I could thumb you up a hundred times I was depressed af and for some reason that made me laugh it off. Thank you.
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KillinTime (12/08/2015) [-] you could potentially get track lengths up to 47 irl years if you built the coaster over multiple levels.
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thismustbeseen (12/08/2015) [-] So... you're interested in creating the longest possible ride path at the slowest possible speed. Ok.
Well first of all I should point out that the OC does not result in the longest possible ride time, for one simple reason... it's all only on one level.
In RCT, you can stack ride track on top of other ride track, so long as it doesn't interfere with it. Usually all that means is that the next level of track has to be 2 height units above the first. So, what really matters is not using up all of the available park space in the largest possible park, but rather using all of the possible build volume. See where I'm going with this?
So here is what you need to do to get the longest possible ride time.
- Create a park of the max possible size (as in the OC)
- Raise the land height to the max possible level (so that you can also build underground)
- Have a spiraling path layout, as in the OC, but have the termination point at an edge (not exactly sure how to do with with a rollercoaster because the minimum turning radius is 2 tiles, so you might have to redesign the path)
- Use a roller coaster that let's you build to the greatest height (Gigacoaster)
- For each new level, do what the OC does, chain up to the next level, then break down to the minimum speed.
It's been a while since I played, and I don't have the game installed, but I *think* you could do something like 80 layers of the OC in one ride, which would take about 16,000 real life days to finish, which would be about most of the rest of the life of the player, or about 384,000 in-game years. Of course the game might not even accept such a model (might crash), nor would it be possible to construct without some kind of script.
Oh, and the ride speed does not asymptotically approach zero. It reaches a minimum threshold of about 1mph to "avoid problems".
Well first of all I should point out that the OC does not result in the longest possible ride time, for one simple reason... it's all only on one level.
In RCT, you can stack ride track on top of other ride track, so long as it doesn't interfere with it. Usually all that means is that the next level of track has to be 2 height units above the first. So, what really matters is not using up all of the available park space in the largest possible park, but rather using all of the possible build volume. See where I'm going with this?
So here is what you need to do to get the longest possible ride time.
- Create a park of the max possible size (as in the OC)
- Raise the land height to the max possible level (so that you can also build underground)
- Have a spiraling path layout, as in the OC, but have the termination point at an edge (not exactly sure how to do with with a rollercoaster because the minimum turning radius is 2 tiles, so you might have to redesign the path)
- Use a roller coaster that let's you build to the greatest height (Gigacoaster)
- For each new level, do what the OC does, chain up to the next level, then break down to the minimum speed.
It's been a while since I played, and I don't have the game installed, but I *think* you could do something like 80 layers of the OC in one ride, which would take about 16,000 real life days to finish, which would be about most of the rest of the life of the player, or about 384,000 in-game years. Of course the game might not even accept such a model (might crash), nor would it be possible to construct without some kind of script.
Oh, and the ride speed does not asymptotically approach zero. It reaches a minimum threshold of about 1mph to "avoid problems".
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yourinvisiblegf (12/09/2015) [-] start at the bottom
do the same as in OC
add a boost at the end
then a brake
do the same as in OC
add a boost at the end
then a brake
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RIPphyscovideos (12/09/2015) [-] It'll take most of the rest of the life of the player? With 44 years to complete?
Bruh how old are you because I'm sure most RCT players now are not going to die at 60
Bruh how old are you because I'm sure most RCT players now are not going to die at 60
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friedgreenpomatoes [OP](12/09/2015) [-] >Of course the game might not even accept such a model
it does say it uses up all the object data
it does say it uses up all the object data
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thismustbeseen (12/09/2015) [-] Where does it say that? It would be odd that a ride exactly the size of 1 layer of the park would happen to use up all of the object data.
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samoaspider (12/08/2015) [-] What if the greatest torture isn't hell or religion related but actually...
... is created by us, humans?
... is created by us, humans?
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leifbunny (12/09/2015) [-] I... can't remember where I read it, but someone reasoned that hell could never be the terrifying place we imagine it because humans grow tolerance by design. That and we fetishize everything, so there will always be at least one guy who finds even hell's most depraved punishments arousing.
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Chester (12/09/2015) [-] Except that's not how it works. Hell is to you, not to all. If Lucifer is as bad of a guy as he's pegged to be, he will ensure Hell is personal to all of its inhabitants, and that nobody can fetishize or enjoy anything. Jus someting to tink aboot.
Pic related. It's from Wayne Barlowe's series on Hell. Super cool ideas, super good art.
Pic related. It's from Wayne Barlowe's series on Hell. Super cool ideas, super good art.
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teddybearlove ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] OOOOOO if you like that you should give the book "For Love of Evil" By Piers Anthony a read or at least check out the sparknotes on it. The book's ******* fantastic. You learn that Lucifer really isn't all that bad of a guy. He's just doing a job that has to be done. The series that it's in (Incarnations of Immortality) has an Over-arching plot that is just wicked once you see it all.
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Chester (12/09/2015) [-] There are things that we can tolerate on this Earth that I'm sure we couldn't tolerate elsewhere, especially in higher proportions. We can't tell what's on other planets or other galaxies, and we can't tell what truly goes down in Hell. There's always an air of mystery that prevents us from ever being entirely tolerant or ignorant, and that's where we'll fail. Just my two cents, at least.
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urs (12/09/2015) [-] "Do you think God hides in Heaven out of fear of what he has created here on Earth?"
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rajotazo (12/08/2015) [-] This is wrong in the sense that the singer is not Antonella Ruggiero. This performance is done by the 'Daughters of Mary'. If their website is to be believed, they sing lots of hymns.
It's religious stuff. I wouldn't pay too much attention to the lyrics if religious stuff bothers ya.
It's religious stuff. I wouldn't pay too much attention to the lyrics if religious stuff bothers ya.
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solidderking (12/08/2015) [-] i dont care about religious stuff, i just wanna listen to stuff i like
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solidderking (12/08/2015) [-] no one called me cunt biscuit before and survived
mainly because no one ever called me cunt biscuit before....
mainly because no one ever called me cunt biscuit before....
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RandomMRTroll ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] Ah yes, but i never said the singer is antonella ruggiero.
