The truth. . GUVE ' FEELS LII E... iii, stiil. NH? PM THE PERFECT LAVER. Snacks after sex sounds as good as the sex itself... The truth GUVE ' FEELS LII E iii stiil NH? PM THE PERFECT LAVER Snacks after sex sounds as good the itself
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - anon id: b113300e
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Please, my boyfriend is a 6ft 150lb skeleton, when hes on top it doesn't feel like my lung is going to collapse. Dem bony fingers feel amazing and he eats me out like a starved champ.
#55 to #12 - owemiegawd
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(08/21/2014) [-]
sounds like a real boner
#94 to #55 - poelske
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(08/21/2014) [-]
i have that skeleton
User avatar #44 to #12 - cryangel
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(08/21/2014) [-]
thanks mr skeltal
User avatar #17 to #12 - calawesome
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(08/21/2014) [-]
isn't necrophilia illegal?
#39 to #17 - anon id: 4fa0165a
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(08/21/2014) [-]
is it?
#6 - becefalus
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(08/21/2014) [-]
**becefalus rolled image** the best kind of lover
#13 to #6 - anon id: fafb390d
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Sweet roll, if that bitch wasn't there it would have been perfect.
#14 to #13 - becefalus
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(08/21/2014) [-]
true
true
User avatar #16 to #6 - symmiie
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Anyone notice the kid behind/under her with the stick between her legs?
#73 to #16 - nyiagh
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(08/21/2014) [-]
it was on frontpage a few weeks ago
with a small hint where the other funny thing is
#10 - mrforte
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Snacks after sex sounds as good as the sex itself...
User avatar #20 to #10 - liuur
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(08/21/2014) [-]
A cigarette, a cup of coffee, and a slice of cheesecake. That's what I'd do...if I had a gf...
User avatar #21 to #20 - mrforte
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Damn now I want coffee....and a gf.....
User avatar #72 to #21 - nurples
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(08/21/2014) [-]
cheesecake>gf
User avatar #45 to #10 - sciencexplain
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(08/21/2014) [-]
As a Brit, I hardly know any of these, but they all look ******* DELICIOUS. What are those cookie things in the white and green packet?
User avatar #47 to #45 - calatacis
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(08/21/2014) [-]
grandmas oatmeal and raisin cookies i think
User avatar #48 to #47 - sciencexplain
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Aww, I thought they were chocolate ones. That's a bummer. Still, Reese's and Hershey's are ******* delicioso. Never had much else, besides Lays.
#38 - domny
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Holy **** the comments is full of fat acceptance.
You've let me down FJ
User avatar #53 to #38 - jaymeelu
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Well what can I say, girls like for their guys to be bigger than them, but there's a difference between being a cuddly teddy bear and a landwhale.
#7 - tannerninja
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(08/21/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled image** My type of foreplay
#35 - golnax
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(08/21/2014) [-]
... So why are skinny guys depicted as drugged out, barely there punk rockers who don't give a ****?

No no no seriously, what the hell is this ****? There's a difference between being thin and being a ******* drug addict. I understand the joke and all, but this comic raises some serious questions in my mind.

*******... look at that ****! Is that a phone or a pack of cigarettes he's holding in the last panel? Is he licking her face in the first? And what about both of the guys being depicted as having tattoos? Is this expected of men in general in the artists eyes?

Probably looking into this too much but ******* hell, I want to smack whoever made that comic for being an insensitive, idealistic cunt.

>inb4... some god damned insult about my opinion.
User avatar #63 to #35 - matrixone
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(08/21/2014) [-]
I respectfully disagree with you
User avatar #65 to #63 - golnax
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... Out of curiosity, how do you disagree with me? The point was that not all skinny people are... that. What are you disagreeing with? Seriously.
User avatar #66 to #65 - matrixone
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(08/21/2014) [-]
If you're really skeleton skinny it means you have psychological problems and/or eating disorders. Or drug problems
User avatar #67 to #66 - golnax
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True, but the point of the comic was to generalize all skinny people and fat people in respect to having sex/snuggling up in bed. If you're skeleton skinny, you've got yourself a problem but the context says that all thin people have a problem.

I'm thinking maybe you just misunderstood what I was saying is all.
User avatar #68 to #67 - matrixone
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(08/21/2014) [-]
The point of it was to make a joke which you took too seriously in the first place. Moreover, if you look at the depiction of the skinny man, he is portrayed as the skeleton skinny version which I talked about. The man in the comic is not 'moderately thin', he is so skinny that hugging him feels like touching a corpse.
#122 to #68 - anon id: 266aa75c
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Well, to be fair the fat guy isn't just chubby either, he's a nearly landwhale. Both body figures are grossly exaggerated.
User avatar #69 to #68 - golnax
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Unless I'm wrong, and I very well could be, the comic strip and the picture at the bottom were made by two different artists and OP spliced them together to make a joke (or just stole the image, but I digress). Again unless I'm wrong, my point does still stand. Am I taking this too seriously? ~Probably~. But all the same, I personally think it's a bit silly.
User avatar #86 to #35 - trollzoll
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(08/21/2014) [-]
The comic was probably made by a fat virgin neckbeard to make him feel better about himself.
#64 - mattymc
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(08/21/2014) [-]
What about guys who lift? sex is the reason we do it after all and to cover up a lack of personality and because i watched too much DBZ as a kid dear god i have gone off on a tangent
#81 to #64 - anon id: 68b51021
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Personally, I don't like it. But if ya want hot grills then you better lift.   
 Pic semi-related
Personally, I don't like it. But if ya want hot grills then you better lift.
Pic semi-related
#36 - jaymeelu
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(08/21/2014) [-]
I like chubby guys.. Honestly I think everyone looks cuter when they're a bit pudgy.
I like chubby guys.. Honestly I think everyone looks cuter when they're a bit pudgy.
User avatar #41 to #36 - entarasu
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(08/21/2014) [-]
ok lets date you me now outside
#52 to #41 - jaymeelu
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Well that worked out far better than expected.
#74 to #52 - nyiagh
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(08/21/2014) [-]
do it
User avatar #117 to #52 - entarasu
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(08/21/2014) [-]
so where do you live?
#82 to #52 - anon id: 68b51021
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Why can't life always be smooth like this
#15 - angelmitskano
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Personally, I don't prefer fellows who are too thin, but it's not like I like obese guys or anything. I prefer them thick.  I enjoy the feeling and weight of a man on top of me, and if the guy is too thin, it feels less like a man and more like a kid.
Personally, I don't prefer fellows who are too thin, but it's not like I like obese guys or anything. I prefer them thick. I enjoy the feeling and weight of a man on top of me, and if the guy is too thin, it feels less like a man and more like a kid.
User avatar #23 to #15 - Anonomousthirteen
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(08/21/2014) [-]
I always thought chicks would feel like they're being crushed under me. I'm not particularly fat, but I do have a ******* of muscle underneath my "protective layer."

Tell me, female. How much of my 170 lbs should I apply on the average female for maximum pleasure?
User avatar #116 to #23 - angelmitskano
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(08/21/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I understand your question.
User avatar #119 to #116 - Anonomousthirteen
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(08/21/2014) [-]
sugarveins more or less answered my question. Thank you nevertheless.
User avatar #25 to #23 - sugarveins
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(08/21/2014) [-]
depending on your height your the perfect weight for snuggles.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Anonomousthirteen
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I'm 5' 6 or 7", which if you ask me, is the optimal height. I fit into small places easily, and I'm still taller than most chicks.

I've also been working out/losing weight recently. Since I'm asking advice anyway, how toned do you think is ideal for a male? Sculpted, muscular, or smooth?
User avatar #28 to #26 - sugarveins
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(08/21/2014) [-]
It all depends on the girl. I prefer my men a little chubby, like a layer of fat over muscle. I want that soft goodness and strength. But most girls wet themselves for muscular sculpt.
User avatar #30 to #28 - Anonomousthirteen
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Thank you. I promise to use this knowledge only for good.
User avatar #29 to #15 - reaperriley
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(08/21/2014) [-]
as a 6'4" male I have the same feeling towards short girls. (5'4" and shorter). Its like dating a child. Cant stand it.
User avatar #43 to #29 - stealthnull
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(08/21/2014) [-]
but...you can stand over them.
User avatar #79 to #43 - reaperriley
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(08/21/2014) [-]
I like you.... you can come over and **** my sister.
#125 to #79 - stealthnull
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(08/22/2014) [-]
I'm 6'3" so i know the height feels
#2 - magjoeic
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(08/20/2014) [-]
How about being normal weight
User avatar #3 to #2 - jubbehhh
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(08/20/2014) [-]
So, skin and bones?
#34 to #3 - ciacheczko
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(08/21/2014) [-]
Someone is fat, amirite?
From my experience, I've only seen overweight people considering normal weight to be "skin and bones"
#8 to #3 - anon id: 5fb562f5
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(08/21/2014) [-]
That's called anorexia you idiot