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hundrings (02/11/2015) [-] 
I don't own or wear any push up or padded bras, I feel like that would be lying. Hell yeah, I have small boobs, but at least I own up to them. Almost every small breasted girl I know wear padded bras.
mfw I know a girl is really a size AA, and wears B/C with huge pads.
mfw I know a girl is really a size AA, and wears B/C with huge pads.
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fcukyourcouch (02/11/2015) [-] I wear padded bras because unpadded bras make me look like I have coney Madonna boobs
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batsinthenight ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I do wear push ups and padded bras because in some shirts my boobs look really small. Size A is too small and size B is a bit too big. I don't want to pay 50$ for a perfectly fitted bra while I can just have a padded one for 20$ that makes my boobs look decent.
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hundrings (02/13/2015) [-] I never said it's a bad thing, it's just that girls with bigger boobs tend to get the most attention from men (no point in denying it, it's right in front of you). I feel like mine are too small sometimes, even for my own hands, and I don't feel like they match the rest of my body. Still, I'd rather live with that, accepting my breast size and show them off as they are.
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Felris (02/10/2015) [-] First date's always gotta be swimming. Can't hide behind clothes or makeup.
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suchtino ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
jokes on her
i would bang her even if she had no tits at all
probably even if she has a dick
i would bang her even if she had no tits at all
probably even if she has a dick
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psyexplain (02/11/2015) [-]
WHY is the newest fetish to hit the streets woman with dicks? I genuinely do not understand it...
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assassindash (02/11/2015) [-] As long as it can moan, and understands while liking the situation, I would be willing to stick my blade in its sheath.
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assassindash (02/11/2015) [-] Yes? I mean, more than half the fun for me is seeing how many sounds I can get the partner to make. Of course, she better be at least a 7/10 for me to be willing to put up with that in bed.
Plus we're on FunnyJunk, we don't get to be TOO picky.... Except for admin. Admin can be as picky as he wants, he's our website God.
Praise be unto he.
I mean, hell, I'm the type of person to have sex with a king's daughter on his mother's bed. Not exactly the cleanest of moralities here. Assuming I had sex more than every century, that's pretty much how i'd be. I'm the asshole that disappears the next day, leaving a note of thanks and some bus fare.... Unless she knew how to hold onto her money.
Woman who won't suck the life out of my bank account shoot from 6's to 10's almost immediately. (Mainly because they're more rare than platinum in a tornado.) I don't mean rich, I mean she won't spend 30 $ a day on fast foods, and 40 $ on candy, kind of hold on her money....
You know.... Common sense....
I wouldn't mind if she bought outfits if she brought me with either, I mean looking good does help with social graces, which does help in the world of employ-
Getting off track, point is.... Yes.... Yes I would.
*Tip*
P.S. My name is Assassin Dash as in assassinate, and then run. I like being blue, so I refuse to change my name.... The color of my name is blue is what I mean, not that the pony is.... You get the point, ponies aren't involved with my name.
Plus we're on FunnyJunk, we don't get to be TOO picky.... Except for admin. Admin can be as picky as he wants, he's our website God.
Praise be unto he.
I mean, hell, I'm the type of person to have sex with a king's daughter on his mother's bed. Not exactly the cleanest of moralities here. Assuming I had sex more than every century, that's pretty much how i'd be. I'm the asshole that disappears the next day, leaving a note of thanks and some bus fare.... Unless she knew how to hold onto her money.
Woman who won't suck the life out of my bank account shoot from 6's to 10's almost immediately. (Mainly because they're more rare than platinum in a tornado.) I don't mean rich, I mean she won't spend 30 $ a day on fast foods, and 40 $ on candy, kind of hold on her money....
You know.... Common sense....
I wouldn't mind if she bought outfits if she brought me with either, I mean looking good does help with social graces, which does help in the world of employ-
Getting off track, point is.... Yes.... Yes I would.
*Tip*
P.S. My name is Assassin Dash as in assassinate, and then run. I like being blue, so I refuse to change my name.... The color of my name is blue is what I mean, not that the pony is.... You get the point, ponies aren't involved with my name.
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duelknight (02/11/2015) [-] This is one of my favourite comments.
The combination of the text and gif make it wunderbar
The combination of the text and gif make it wunderbar
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BigSammy (02/11/2015) [-] I remember when a girl on **** showed us how that works. Very educational.
Then she showed us her tits anyway.
Then she showed us her tits anyway.
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anon (02/11/2015) [-]
"You may upset some unsuspecting boob-lovers if you try and pass off your dolled-up titties as the real thing. Please use this knowledge responsibly. This is NOT recommended for first dates. It's not nice to bait-and-switch."
Quote from the actual OP.
Repost responsibly, you piece of **** .
Quote from the actual OP.
Repost responsibly, you piece of **** .
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crimzonhazard (02/10/2015) [-] So you're telling me that if you got a 9/10 into bed and it turns out she lied about her boobs like you're just gonna bail on the poon on principle. Give me a break.
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anon (02/11/2015) [-]
no, id **** the **** our of her but never make her my gf.
if she lied about her titts, what else does she lie about?
also imagine if a dude put a big ass sock in his pants and youre already drooling to whip out his giant cock and then a little weenie springs out behind the sock.
wouldnt be too thrilled about that either.
if she lied about her titts, what else does she lie about?
also imagine if a dude put a big ass sock in his pants and youre already drooling to whip out his giant cock and then a little weenie springs out behind the sock.
wouldnt be too thrilled about that either.
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wellimnotsure (02/11/2015) [-] I have standards of not being around people who are lieing cunts
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ciacheczko (02/11/2015) [-] Take a closer look at that meme The top 1/3rd of her ass is actually her lower back covered with underpants to make her actual, relatively small butt, seem bigger, and the perspective give an illusion of wide hips. It's a common trick with pictures, that's using camera angle and unrealistically high-cut panties.
She's still hella fine, I don't even understand why would she try to mislead anyone, but whatever floats someone's boat, right?
She's still hella fine, I don't even understand why would she try to mislead anyone, but whatever floats someone's boat, right?
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freshlikeuhhhhhh (02/11/2015) [-] all the dudes that like pictures of fraudulent whores on facebook that use this method
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anon (02/11/2015) [-]
To me with asses and titties it's not about the size, but the shape. I find that colossal boobs can often be misshapen and therefore unattractive to me.
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zielscheibe (02/11/2015) [-] I like her small tits way more than the show-off fake ballon party she puts on.
Nice small tit's + long dark hair + nice skin = 10/10 win win
Nice small tit's + long dark hair + nice skin = 10/10 win win
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ciacheczko (02/11/2015) [-] You know what? I watched Mortal Kombat 1 and 2 with my boyfriend yesterday, leisure pizza evening and stuff. I saw all the actresses that were considered great-looking enough to play all the leading roles of iconic video game characters - attractive females with able bodies. And male actors, ripped as **** , all the goodness, even if in a cheesy coat of looking like vg characters.
And then I started wondering, how come that all these women's boobs seem so out of shape and small? Then it hit me. Like a ton of bricks. Today's industry is so full of **** , and this is what tits actually look like, when you take away all the make up, stuffing and characterisation, and possible digital retouch they get yes, tits get make up, ex. they spent 45 minutes before each dress-up on making Keira Knightley seem like she has tits when filming PotC - if you want to see what it looks like, check out Jenna Marble's video on how many tricks are behind making tits appear large
It's good to sometimes see an older movie to remind yourself what people look like without overly-extensive characterisation and CGI. Even something so filled with sheer fantasy as MK was more realistic, than today's films.
It shows the other side of the problem. SJW landwhales cry on the crazy body standards the society imposes on us, thinking it makes them entitled to be big spheres of lard. But then again, aren't these standards really crazy, even if some only us them as an excuse for their laziness? Funny how an old, and pretty bad, although awesome, while we're at it, movie made me rethink some stuff.
And then I started wondering, how come that all these women's boobs seem so out of shape and small? Then it hit me. Like a ton of bricks. Today's industry is so full of **** , and this is what tits actually look like, when you take away all the make up, stuffing and characterisation, and possible digital retouch they get yes, tits get make up, ex. they spent 45 minutes before each dress-up on making Keira Knightley seem like she has tits when filming PotC - if you want to see what it looks like, check out Jenna Marble's video on how many tricks are behind making tits appear large
It's good to sometimes see an older movie to remind yourself what people look like without overly-extensive characterisation and CGI. Even something so filled with sheer fantasy as MK was more realistic, than today's films.
It shows the other side of the problem. SJW landwhales cry on the crazy body standards the society imposes on us, thinking it makes them entitled to be big spheres of lard. But then again, aren't these standards really crazy, even if some only us them as an excuse for their laziness? Funny how an old, and pretty bad, although awesome, while we're at it, movie made me rethink some stuff.
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formidablebunny (02/11/2015) [-] Met a girl who used to wear the XXX push up bras, which make your breasts 3 cup sizes bigger, every day. Told people they were real and all.
She dumped a guy because he said he had was packing 8 inches, when he only had 6. That's not even bad. If your G-spot can't be hit by 6 inches, have fun getting acquainted with beastly dildos.
I don't understand my own ******* gender.
She dumped a guy because he said he had was packing 8 inches, when he only had 6. That's not even bad. If your G-spot can't be hit by 6 inches, have fun getting acquainted with beastly dildos.
I don't understand my own ******* gender.
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theshinypen (02/11/2015) [-] And you expect us to fare any better!?
Btw ay yo ma lemme get yo numba
Btw ay yo ma lemme get yo numba
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kinginthenorth (02/11/2015) [-] Are you an archeaologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.
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kinginthenorth (02/11/2015) [-] I made it standard procedure by now even though i don't live in England.
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anon (02/11/2015) [-]
All these whiners in the comments. You don't wear this on dates to "trick" people. You wear it to clubs/parties to look better in pictures, fill out your outfit better, get more attention, and feel more confident. It's harmless fun.
Although to be fair three bras PLUS padding is a bit excessive.
Although to be fair three bras PLUS padding is a bit excessive.
