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$The susepence must be killing them.. . Japanese death raw inmates are net tam their date {if eta-: : titten_ They wake each day wandering if ' may be their lam.$

Japanese death raw inmates are net tam
their date {if eta-: : titten_ They wake each
day wandering if ' may be their lam.
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#4 - cubicalpayload (12/20/2015) [-]

Coincidentally, hanging is the method Japan uses to hang its criminals. Another fun fact is that Japan has a 99% conviction rate; meaning that if you're arrested, there's a 99% chance you're going to stay in prison. I don't know if this is related to Japan not having a citizen jury and only a panel of judges or not.

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#94 to #4 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Japan's legal system is actually really ****** up. The reason they have a 99% conviction rate is because they force a confession from suspects. They are allowed to keep suspects without charge for something like 30 days, during which time japanies police have been known to torture the suspects and make them sleep deprived to try to get them to confess... And if police can't solve a murder they will call it a suicide, which is why their murder rate is so low and their "successful conviction" rate is so high.

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#23 to #4 - sketchE (12/21/2015) [-]

i would assume thats the case seeing as OJ got away with murder

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#26 to #23 - goodername (12/21/2015) [-]

No one gets away with murder if you just kill everyone.

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#41 to #26 - vapaus (12/21/2015) [-]

Bro Team - Hitman Absolution

Du-dur-dur-du- Perfect Stealth dur-dur-dudu-dur

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#29 to #23 - bann (12/21/2015) [-]

Meh, he's in forever on stupid **** now.

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#89 to #4 - infinitereaper (12/21/2015) [-]

I was under the impression of the opposite in Japan actually,
Minors for example are protected by minors laws or some **** , so even the worst kids don't get full punishment, also, I've heard that in cases of mental diseases you can be declared something some such and basically get off scott free or a lesser penalty. idk, Japan gives off this strange vibe where it's actually rare enough to be a criminal that they are ****** at dealing with them. Or something like that.

I was under the impression of the opposite in Japan actually,
Minors for example are protected by minors laws or some **** , so even the worst kids don't get full punishment, also, I've heard that in cases of mental diseases you can be declared something some such and basically get off scott free or a lesser penalty. idk, Japan gives off this strange vibe where it's actually rare enough to be a criminal that they are ****** at dealing with them. Or something like that.

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#96 to #89 - vladi (12/21/2015) [-]

One person once told me that in Japan, if you're drunk, you're not legally responsible for your actions. Dunno if it's true or not, but that's ****** up man.

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#79 to #4 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

DAs in Japan typically only take on cases that they are sure they can win.

Its not that they win all of their cases, its just that they only chose to pursue what they think that can win. Otherwise they just settle.

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#92 to #4 - hopporto ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

>hanging is the method japan uses to hang its criminals

OH REALLY?

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#38 to #4 - godflash ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

You're close but no, getting arrested doesn't mean that there's a 99% chance you're going to prison. Just like in the US, Japan has prosecutors that can decide whether or not to take a person who has been charged with a crime to court.

The difference is that in Japan, the prosecutors have access to full court logs and ruling histories of the judges. With this information, the prosecutors in Japan know how a judge tends to behave and how they tend to rule on particular types of cases.

If the prosecutor is deciding whether or not to take a criminal who committed crime 'A' to court and they see that the judge they're going to get typically finds crime 'A' offenders not guilty, they'll decide not to prosecute with the mindset of "well why waste time and resources when we know the judge is going to find them not guilty?"

This works both ways though. If the criminal commited crime B and the prosecutor knows that the judge will more than likely convict for crime B, they'll take it to court knowing that they should have an easy win. Its because of this that Japan has such high conviction rates.

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#62 to #4 - covered (12/21/2015) [-]

so.. they use the method of hanging to hang their criminals? Is there any other way?

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#69 to #62 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Well you can leave them sitting but that's about as effective as with a pile of wet laundry. When will the world start tumbling its prisoners?

Well you can leave them sitting but that's about as effective as with a pile of wet laundry. When will the world start tumbling its prisoners?

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#61 to #4 - europe (12/21/2015) [-]

Do they also shoot people by shooting them?

But srsly yeah that's one thing troublesome tourists are always surprised about in Japan, that they can be kept at the police station for a few days even if there were no real charges

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#6 to #4 - yibdiy (12/20/2015) [-]

No way, they hang them by hanging?

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#9 to #6 - cubicalpayload (12/21/2015) [-]

Oh **** , I meant killing. Japan uses killing to kill its criminals.

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#18 to #9 - mochinolucky (12/21/2015) [-]

but people die when they're killed

but people die when they're killed

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#22 to #18 - dreygur (12/21/2015) [-]

and that's illegal

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#16 to #9 - lokiak (12/21/2015) [-]

do they kill them to death though?

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#90 to #16 - imdan (12/21/2015) [-]

As a matter of fact, they kill them so hard they die to death

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#14 to #6 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Click to show spoiler

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#13 to #6 - soshibe (12/21/2015) [-]

i dont know why that was so funny

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#1 - mrfinnt (12/20/2015) [-]

thats sick!

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#85 to #1 - lazycloud (12/21/2015) [-]

MissionControlSick.GIF

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#8 to #1 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

They're monsters. Who cares?

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#24 to #8 - cabbagemayhem (12/21/2015) [-]

I'm not against the policy, but criminals are not all monsters. That's the worst rationalization for treating your prisoners like **** . Someone ought to send you to jail for something you didn't do, so you can see the fruit of your ignorance.

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#72 to #24 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

In a perfect world, innocent people wouldn't go to prison. However, we can't just tear down our whole system because it happens sometimes. And I'm not saying all prisoners are monsters. I'm saying the ones that make it to death row are.

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#95 to #72 - blacknightshade (12/21/2015) [-]

I'm guessing you didn't see the content that was posted the other day, then. List of the last meals of inmates on death row, all of whom were presumed innocent after their execution as new evidence came to light. These were innocent men who didn't commit the crimes they were accused of yet were still put to death, one of whom was presumed innocent years BEFORE his execution and he was still killed. Would you still call these innocent men monsters?

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#97 to #95 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Again, some innocent people are going to be imprisoned. That's just a fact of life. In America, you have to be 99% certain that someone is guilty. So logically, about 1% of prisoners are going to be innocent. Sucks, but what can you do? Make it harder to convict? Then you're just going to have a lot more guilty people going free and you're STILL going to have some innocent people going to prison. Grow up and accept harsh realities.

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#98 to #97 - blacknightshade (12/21/2015) [-]

Nice job backpedaling and ignoring the question. You said that ALL people who make it to death row are monsters. I point out innocent people have been put on death row and executed and you say "innocent people get punished, grow up." That was never my point. I'm simply stating that even innocents can get the harshest punishments wrongfully, and according to you, you would still claim these people as monsters because they got put on death row. Sounds to me you're the one who needs to grow up and see things for what they are instead of being dead set on an idea with no room for changing thought.

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#99 to #98 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

I never said that everyone who makes it to death row are 100% guaranteed to be guilty, you misunderstood. I'm saying that, of the prisoners that are guilty (didn't think I had to say that), the ones in death row are deserving of a punishment such as not knowing when they are going to die. I wouldn't, for example, suggest that we not tell someone imprisoned for stealing a car (assuming they are guilty as we of course do with ALL prisoners, which is why they are, you know, imprisoned) how long they have before they are released. As stealing a car may make you a bad person, or just a person that made a mistake but it doesn't make you a monster. However, the crimes that send someone to death row (again, this is assuming they are guilty) committed a crime that makes them a monster.

We shouldn't change how we run prisons because, "Oh no, some of them might be innocent" because that undermines the reasons for the prison.

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#15 to #8 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"****anonymous rolled image**

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

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#30 to #1 - tenju (12/21/2015) [-]

How much better is it than knowing exactly which day is your last, and slowly feeling that dreaded date creep up on you? Living in fear of that number. Sit there in anticipation and go mad as you wait months to die, not enjoying any of it because in the back of your mind, you know that you're doomed. Personally, I'd want a cyanide capsule that I could take on my own terms any time I liked before execution day instead.

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#2 to #1 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"****anonymous rolled image**Not as sick as this.

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Not as sick as this.

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#7 to #2 - misternobodie (12/20/2015) [-]

Funnily, that belongs to Tau, an asian like nation in the 40K universe. for people wondering about the awesomeness

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#17 to #7 - ashesllashes (12/21/2015) [-]

but that is the only one i've ever seen try to go into melee, and because of that, it kind of diminishes their awesomeness

but that is the only one i've ever seen try to go into melee, and because of that, it kind of diminishes their awesomeness

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#70 to #7 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

And from a Tau perspective it is pretty sick. He broke the unity of their little empire and he uses a fething close combat weapon! If you have a knife or a blade or something you're just supposed to pose with it in its sheaf.

And from a Tau perspective it is pretty sick. He broke the unity of their little empire and he uses a fething close combat weapon! If you have a knife or a blade or something you're just supposed to pose with it in its sheaf.

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#32 to #2 - wobblewub (12/21/2015) [-]

the tau game strong

the tau game strong

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#20 to #2 - georgefancy (12/21/2015) [-]

**georgefancy used "*roll picture*"****georgefancy rolled image** >Tau battlesuit
>wielding Eldar Wraithsword
> ********* .gif

**georgefancy used "*roll picture*"**
**georgefancy rolled image** >Tau battlesuit
>wielding Eldar Wraithsword
> ********* .gif

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#80 to #2 - shadowkingdr (12/21/2015) [-]

while that is a tau its not part of the tau empire as it uses melee and is part of a splinter group

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#74 to #2 - rousingloki (12/21/2015) [-]

That is indeed pretty sick

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#64 to #2 - norkasthethird (12/21/2015) [-]

commander farsight is foolee sikh brah

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#27 to #2 - stoicnick (12/21/2015) [-]

fair enough

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#19 to #2 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

hell yeah the greater good bitches!!

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#5 to #2 - loganmadder (12/20/2015) [-]

I don't think anything is as sick as that

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#3 to #2 - battlebrotherlayn (12/20/2015) [-]

...Is pretty sick

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#10 - thedankmemer (12/21/2015) [-]

**thedankmemer used "*roll picture*"****thedankmemer rolled image** heh, hanging out

**thedankmemer used "*roll picture*"**
**thedankmemer rolled image** heh, hanging out

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#11 to #10 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Down the street

Down the street

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#93 to #11 - thearcher (12/21/2015) [-]

The same old thing

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#31 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]

At least we wont have to worry about the date of death for Han Solo

At least we wont have to worry about the date of death for Han Solo

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#87 to #31 - oosulley (12/21/2015) [-]

ITS A STAR WARS SPOILER

ITS A STAR WARS SPOILER

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#35 to #31 - meaux (12/21/2015) [-]

**meaux used "*roll picture*"**
**meaux rolled image** Hey, at least you put a spoiler eye there

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#46 to #35 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Relevant roll, why dont you give me food?

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#47 to #46 - meaux (12/21/2015) [-]

**meaux used "*roll picture*"****meaux rolled image** EAT THIS YOU SAVAGE!

**meaux used "*roll picture*"**
**meaux rolled image** EAT THIS YOU SAVAGE!

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#34 to #31 - totallytito ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

You haven't been having a good streak lately.
I've been watching you.

Is something the matter bruddah?

You haven't been having a good streak lately.
I've been watching you.

Is something the matter bruddah?

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#68 to #34 - blackmageewizardt ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

he ******* Spams, and i gonna ******* Report him for it if he keeps going, thats all that matters.

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#37 to #34 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]

I have too much free time due to underemployment. Plus I have no friends or hobbies. I do this because being told to kill yourself constantly is better than being ignored. If I act like a normal person on the Internet, I never get replies. Being a huge doucherag is the only way I know how to get people to talk to me. I hate being like this, but I don't know another way

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#53 to #37 - checkemninja (12/21/2015) [-]

Comment Picture

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#52 to #37 - thedutchs (12/21/2015) [-]

So instead of doing something about your problems, you're just acting like a cunt on the internet? **** off.

Looking for a job is a fulltime job, too.

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#55 to #52 - mvtjets (12/21/2015) [-]

no pls dont bulli this gentle butterfly of nature
he's oppressed by the system
crimsonhazard is a hero we just dont know it yet
he needs friends A S A P

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#76 to #55 - totallytito ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Dont be a dick.
Its not gonna fix this.

Im gonna help him out, but dont make it harder for me.

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#54 to #52 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]

It says UNDERemployed . I work in a parking garage 20 hrs a week (third shift) I am trying my balls off to find retail or fast food work but my social skills are too ****** to get hired

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#67 to #54 - voleron (12/21/2015) [-]

I feel you man, I have the social skills of a cat sometimes

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#56 to #54 - thedutchs (12/21/2015) [-]

Do you have a degree or have you learned any trade? Because if not, that's a priority.

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#57 to #56 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]

Seeing as I cant even interview successfully for McDonald's, I doubt engineering/accounting firms will want me. I know you're trying to be nice but theres no way to pay back the loans without getting a "REAL" job, as elitist ********** call it.

Seeing as I cant even interview successfully for McDonald's, I doubt engineering/accounting firms will want me. I know you're trying to be nice but theres no way to pay back the loans without getting a "REAL" job, as elitist ********** call it.

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#71 to #57 - thinemother (12/21/2015) [-]

Go into education or something

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#100 to #57 - thedutchs (12/21/2015) [-]

It took me all day to think of a proper response, so here goes.

Your abilities go beyond spoilering one of my favourite franchises (I haven't been able to watch episode 7 because I have been busy with a project). It would be a damn shame to let potential go to waste.

You realized you have a problem and all anyone can do is propose alternatives to how you have decided to fill in your time. Taking any of that advice to heart and acting on it is up to you.

I know it's hard, which is why noone is going to do it for you.

Though I kind of hate you for spoilering Star Wars, I still wish you the best of luck.

Here are some motivating words from Tommy Wiseau.

It took me all day to think of a proper response, so here goes.

Your abilities go beyond spoilering one of my favourite franchises (I haven't been able to watch episode 7 because I have been busy with a project). It would be a damn shame to let potential go to waste.

You realized you have a problem and all anyone can do is propose alternatives to how you have decided to fill in your time. Taking any of that advice to heart and acting on it is up to you.

I know it's hard, which is why noone is going to do it for you.

Though I kind of hate you for spoilering Star Wars, I still wish you the best of luck.

Here are some motivating words from Tommy Wiseau.

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#75 to #52 - totallytito ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Be nice.
It takes guts to admit ones problems.

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#101 to #75 - thedutchs (12/21/2015) [-]

You're right.

Please understand that I wasn't being a dick for the sake of being a dick. I just wanted to get something across.

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#102 to #101 - totallytito ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

fair enough

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#49 to #37 - cookiecoketwo (12/21/2015) [-]

Lmao, get a job and dont be such a autist.

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#43 to #37 - enlightednatzie (12/21/2015) [-]

Bro, i know these feels to well. But even if i have a job i will keep doing this. It has evolved to a habbit. I think it started like 2 years ago when i found the joy in pissing of strangers on internet.

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#66 to #37 - madamemoth (12/21/2015) [-]

jeez
do you need a hug?

jeez
do you need a hug?

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#91 to #37 - iexs (12/21/2015) [-]

good

faggot

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#65 to #37 - ericr (12/21/2015) [-]

You need some direction in life friend.
I would suggest dressing up like Goku and roam the streets of your town looking for Freeza. If anyone gives you a hard time, begin slowly swirling your hands off to one side..... They will back down.

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#48 to #37 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

jesus christ thats dark. pm me if you need to chat with someone.

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#44 to #37 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Jesus. I guess everyone has a reason to be annoying. If you want to talk about it go to my profile, we´ll talk about it together, friend

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#42 to #37 - anotherponyaccount (12/21/2015) [-]

Join a club

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#40 to #37 - SuperCollider (12/21/2015) [-]

Hey, why don't you just not go on the internet for awhile. Go for a walk or something, it's possible you know.

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#39 to #37 - kilgrave (12/21/2015) [-]

...Jesus ******* Christ, mate. You are pathetic

...Jesus ******* Christ, mate. You are pathetic

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#51 to #37 - mvtjets (12/21/2015) [-]

Wow, that's...........
Really ******* stupid tbh
Get over yourself dude

At least you're honest.

Wow, that's...........
Really ******* stupid tbh
Get over yourself dude

At least you're honest.

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#77 to #51 - totallytito ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Its harder than you think.
Ive been in his position before.

This was the point where i nealy committed suicide.
Imma help him out so he doesnt go through what i did.

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#88 to #77 - enlightednatzie (12/21/2015) [-]

Sorry for you man, you lifted my spirit with one of your posts.

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#86 - tortuga (12/21/2015) [-]

Probably the only time an Asian will ever feel

hung

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#50 - isradam (12/21/2015) [-]

If I'm right, this has been going on for centuries. I recall that the ONLY punishment for crimes used to be death.

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#60 to #50 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]

probably not man. "Hear about dave? he got sentenced to death for a lower class infraction. Public inebriation's a killer."

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#103 to #60 - isradam (12/21/2015) [-]

i meant in japan sorry.

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#104 to #103 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]

still probably wrong, not paying a bar tab probably wouldn't get you killed

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#106 to #104 - isradam (12/22/2015) [-]

True but if and only IF i'm right then I doubt what's considered a crime would be the same for them and us.

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#59 to #50 - chokebee (12/21/2015) [-]

You "recall" wrongly.

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#33 - totallytito ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

So basically it's what I go through every night before I sleep when my mortal anxiety kicks in?
**** , I must be tough.

So basically it's what I go through every night before I sleep when my mortal anxiety kicks in?
**** , I must be tough.

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#36 to #33 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/21/2015) [-]

That times 50 because you could actually be executed any day.

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#58 to #33 - auryn (12/21/2015) [-]

Isn't that the opposite of tough though? Letting these things get to you.

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#21 - rayeightk (12/21/2015) [-]

Tickled my funny bone.
Have a thumb for the chuckle.

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#12 - Rexegotistic ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

can someone explain the joke? what's any of this got to do with neck slimmers?

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#73 - asmodeu (12/21/2015) [-]

There's a lot of talk about the death penalty in Dostoevsky's "The Idiot" and he believes the suspense is the worst part of it all. The sentenced will often think of all the ways they could have done better for themselves, everything they missed out and want to try - they think if they get another chance they will be nearly perfect people and will have an insatiable drive and huge lust for life.
And when they do get acquited, they do just that for a very short while and then they fall back to how they were before.

I believe Dostoevsky traveled around France a bit and got his insight from people sentenced to death by guillotine. He also painted (in words) a good description of someone on the death row.

Japanese are cruel for doing what they do...

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#81 to #73 - vivjames (12/21/2015) [-]

Dostoyevsky was himself imprisoned in a Siberian camp for 4 years and he got away from a mock execution.

He wrote house of the dead afterwards.

I love his works, have you read Poor Folk? That one I remember from my childhood days (mum is slav)

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#84 to #81 - asmodeu (12/21/2015) [-]

I barely finished "The idiot", loved it to bits and I'm starting with "Karamazov brothers" now because I read it's really epic (and thick).

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#45 - anotherponyaccount (12/21/2015) [-]

So are you gonna kill me or what?

So are you gonna kill me or what?

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#82 to #45 - vivjames (12/21/2015) [-]

Yakuza is amazing.

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#83 to #45 - vivjames (12/21/2015) [-]

Though the story of Yakuza 5 is kind of disappointing.

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#105 to #83 - anotherponyaccount (12/21/2015) [-]

I'm enjoying it so far

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#78 - hugoking (12/21/2015) [-]

they're waiting for John 'The Hangman' Ruth

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#63 - BraindeadBuddha (12/21/2015) [-]

And they've got even more cases of wrongly convicted people getting executed. I would rather go to prison in the US than in Japan, pretty rough conditions over there.

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