The struggles of parenting a masochist. .. I thoroughly enjoy these commercials thestruggle parenting
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#1 - huntronicles (02/22/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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I thoroughly enjoy these commercials
I thoroughly enjoy these commercials
User avatar #6 - demandsgayversion (02/23/2014) [-]
Touching the hot stove is a mistake you only learn once.
User avatar #64 to #6 - snoppslickarn (02/23/2014) [-]
i did it tiwcw, first when i was two years old when i tried to climp up the oven and then ten years later when i drummed on the stoves with my palms (i thought they werent on)
User avatar #134 to #6 - propanex (02/23/2014) [-]
It took me twice
User avatar #209 to #6 - groovierpoet (02/23/2014) [-]
Not if you have "Congenital insensitivity to pain or CIP."
User avatar #7 to #6 - mylazy (02/23/2014) [-]
How do you learn a mistake?
User avatar #10 to #7 - demandsgayversion (02/23/2014) [-]
Painfully
User avatar #21 to #7 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Well you can't learn it with that attitude.
#11 to #6 - John Cena (02/23/2014) [-]
Did you combine "mistake you only make once" with "lesson you only learn once"?
User avatar #12 to #11 - demandsgayversion (02/23/2014) [-]
Whichever flips your boat
#13 to #12 - whichever ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - atnyne (02/23/2014) [-]
wow rude.
User avatar #20 to #14 - demandsgayversion (02/23/2014) [-]
He's not the nicest fish in the toolbox.
User avatar #84 to #20 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Well, you're not the brightest spoon in the lampshade, are you?
User avatar #87 to #84 - eanirae (02/23/2014) [-]
Not the sharpest fish in the drawer?
User avatar #107 to #87 - jacksipian (02/23/2014) [-]
not the brightest crayon in the toolshed.
User avatar #165 to #107 - eanirae (02/23/2014) [-]
not the smartest tractor in the world
User avatar #166 to #165 - jacksipian (02/23/2014) [-]
not the sharpest fish in the orchard.
User avatar #218 to #166 - eanirae (02/24/2014) [-]
not the fastest mind in the racetrack
User avatar #184 to #20 - majestispaceduck (02/23/2014) [-]
YOU FOOOOL YOU'VE CREATED A "THING" FOR FUNNYJUNK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
#62 to #13 - privilege (02/23/2014) [-]
wow r00d
User avatar #216 to #72 - whichever ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
I just noticed you said "whatever"
****
#25 - sefercil (02/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #25 - strelokkk (02/23/2014) [-]
It would be great with a "Thanks Obama ! " caption !
#43 to #25 - xxitzchubbsxx (02/23/2014) [-]
Is there a specific name for these types of adverts (brit here) with really bad acting in them?
#44 to #43 - clinomania (02/23/2014) [-]
bad-vertisments?
#76 to #44 - Deemreo (02/23/2014) [-]
Yes, this one is the winner.
User avatar #48 to #43 - thepinkestofthepie (02/23/2014) [-]
infomercial fails
#51 to #48 - John Cena (02/23/2014) [-]
Infailmercials?
#88 to #25 - crosskill (02/23/2014) [-]
Much funnier without the "Thanks Obama" captions.
Much funnier without the "Thanks Obama" captions.
#8 - Deemreo (02/23/2014) [-]
Let the little turd touch it. She'll learn real fast. I'll make a terriblely great  parent
Let the little turd touch it. She'll learn real fast. I'll make a terriblely great parent
User avatar #9 to #8 - reaperspizza (02/23/2014) [-]
or a really damn good one
#54 to #8 - nemula ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #8 - techniik (02/23/2014) [-]
Thats how I ******* learned.
User avatar #22 to #8 - dagold ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
My mom let me touch the stove once, guess what I never did again?
User avatar #32 to #22 - huffe (02/23/2014) [-]
trusted your mother?
User avatar #35 to #32 - dagold ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Touched the stove, actually. I wouldn't quit trying because I was a ******* moron, so she just let me do it. Learned my lesson real quick.
User avatar #108 to #35 - iamnotgoodwithname ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
i know theirs probably a word for it but its the "im not allowed to do something so i must do it" kind of attitude
#182 to #108 - nickojmoore (02/23/2014) [-]
childhood
User avatar #215 to #108 - dyalibya (02/23/2014) [-]
The forbidden fruit
User avatar #206 to #108 - bossmanholms (02/23/2014) [-]
"forbidden fruit" is a commonly used term
User avatar #5 - deescalation ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
I love that look on her face. "I am going to touch the **** out of this stove"
User avatar #2 - namehasntbeentaken (02/22/2014) [-]
Thats amazing... the oven turned from electric to gas just because that girls hand got near it
#74 - unikornking (02/23/2014) [-]
When my sister was 5 or so she stuck a key into the electrical outlet, power went out and her finger turned black while shocking the **** out of her
#82 to #74 - alekksandar (02/23/2014) [-]
Her finger turned black?
User avatar #83 to #82 - unikornking (02/23/2014) [-]
One small spot, from being burned
#70 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
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#86 to #70 - alekksandar (02/23/2014) [-]
i wanted to fix it but the transparency broke   
   
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i wanted to fix it but the transparency broke

****
User avatar #173 to #86 - newdevyx (02/23/2014) [-]
"mom, my .gif is broken."
User avatar #113 to #86 - anonshenanigans (02/23/2014) [-]
Plz fix.
#117 to #113 - alekksandar (02/23/2014) [-]
There we go. Have a nice fap.
There we go. Have a nice fap.
User avatar #187 to #70 - bannon (02/23/2014) [-]
Nothing says I love you like a plunger in the anus
#79 to #70 - bruinslover (02/23/2014) [-]
ahhh, that was great...
#81 - perturabo (02/23/2014) [-]
I see
I see
User avatar #85 to #81 - MitsukiOokami (02/23/2014) [-]
High Fructose Corn Syrup PSA: Fruit E Bars Yes. But she didn't.
#133 - slimeywaffles (02/23/2014) [-]
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#202 to #133 - akito (02/23/2014) [-]
Anyone have the version of this gif where he doesn't spill the can?
Anyone have the version of this gif where he doesn't spill the can?
#66 - publicservice (02/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #174 to #66 - newdevyx (02/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, Obama.
#98 to #66 - muffinssnuffims (02/23/2014) [-]
It might be pathetic, but this **** actually happens to me a lot. It's mostly because they give almost no level counter space by the sink in my dorm though, so nothing is ever sitting flat, but still.
#120 to #66 - popnotes (02/23/2014) [-]
Put down the sponge you dumb bitch
#57 - axeul ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
I remember the time my mom was using the stove. The fire looked so pretty and even though I knew I shouldn't, I put my finger in the fire. And that was the day, at age 3 or 4, I learned that fire = ouchie
I remember the time my mom was using the stove. The fire looked so pretty and even though I knew I shouldn't, I put my finger in the fire. And that was the day, at age 3 or 4, I learned that fire = ouchie
#34 - granadablashlack (02/23/2014) [-]
I googled "masochist" because I forgot what it meant.
User avatar #90 to #34 - zramn (02/23/2014) [-]
Or if they bought a chromebook knowing its only a browser.
That masochist was me. Good battery life is why I got it, what I got was a steaming pile of " You need to install "X" to use this."
#123 - seniorawesomesauce (02/23/2014) [-]
I actually did touch a red hot stove burner once. I was like 5, then, and I have no idea why.   
   
   
Needless to say, I was afraid of Stoves & cooking for the next 10 years.
I actually did touch a red hot stove burner once. I was like 5, then, and I have no idea why.


Needless to say, I was afraid of Stoves & cooking for the next 10 years.
User avatar #63 - fukkentyranitar (02/23/2014) [-]
I have never had the urge to **** with stoves as a kid. If that **** cooks cattle, imagine what it would do to me.
#95 - youarenotspecial (02/23/2014) [-]
Let the kid touch it. If they're dumb enough at that age to touch something radiating that much heat, it is probably the only way they will learn.
Let the kid touch it. If they're dumb enough at that age to touch something radiating that much heat, it is probably the only way they will learn.
User avatar #110 to #95 - bigsteamingpile (02/23/2014) [-]
Also, nice gif. Hellbenders is awesome. I love OneyNG.
User avatar #116 to #110 - bigsteamingpile (02/23/2014) [-]
oops. PsychicPebbles. They're all the same dudes anyway
#131 to #116 - John Cena (02/23/2014) [-]
its both of them anyways, they just post it on zach's channel
User avatar #217 to #131 - bigsteamingpile (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, that. There's so much content that it's hard to keep track of what is where. Stamper is my favorite. Potato Salad was the best thing I've seen since Leo & Satan. And his narration of BattleBlock Theater is amazing.
User avatar #106 to #95 - bigsteamingpile (02/23/2014) [-]
It IS the only way they'll learn. Knowledge and wisdom are gained through experience. I can't stand those neurotic, anal, overprotective parents. Mine are like that... or at least with me they were. My younger brothers seem to have it better.
User avatar #112 - Loppytaffy (02/23/2014) [-]
"You keep talking, young lady, and I'll have to spank you!"
*talking increases*
#38 - payseht (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm an orphan

don't ban me, nobody died...
User avatar #129 to #38 - profkitty (02/23/2014) [-]
That's just make up to look like wounds.
#212 to #38 - groovierpoet (02/23/2014) [-]
christ and everything holy..
#122 to #38 - John Cena (02/23/2014) [-]
you dick waffle was eating oreos
#39 to #38 - vanderva (02/23/2014) [-]
What the actual **** ?
#102 to #38 - skumbaner (02/23/2014) [-]
HNNGGG
HNNGGG
User avatar #78 to #38 - morskoj (02/23/2014) [-]
Well, it's cauterized.
User avatar #141 to #38 - dogfoodtaco (02/23/2014) [-]
Cool make up
#208 to #38 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (02/23/2014) [-]
I know that's make-up, but it's still gross as 			****
I know that's make-up, but it's still gross as ****
#91 to #38 - bodox (02/23/2014) [-]
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#179 to #38 - doddythechef (02/23/2014) [-]
i remember a oven door sliding across my arm and melted my skin off   
   
but 			****		 man i hope thats just a make-up artist
i remember a oven door sliding across my arm and melted my skin off

but **** man i hope thats just a make-up artist
User avatar #41 to #38 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
How long did he keep his hand on that ******* stove?
User avatar #125 to #41 - jizzletizzle ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
It's actually just make up believe it or not. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #56 to #41 - kommandantvideo (02/23/2014) [-]
He may have fallen down and used the hand that was on the stove as the hand to push up off of
User avatar #124 to #38 - payseht (02/23/2014) [-]
you should all just admit the picture is groovy
User avatar #144 to #124 - dogfoodtaco (02/23/2014) [-]
I will admit it does look cool but bitch i know for a fact that is makeup, i have a kit for that **** in my closet i use every holloween (or prank)
User avatar #97 to #38 - User (02/23/2014) [-]
That is going to feel amazing later when that person can run their fingers through the grooves.
#89 to #38 - ugoboom ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
******* faggot
#55 to #38 - Enternal ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
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#172 - thempc (02/23/2014) [-]
my favorite infomercial gif
my favorite infomercial gif
#168 - mapleknight (02/23/2014) [-]
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