The story of danon and kanon pt 3
Since the last one went well here is another one this has danon and kanon and a unexpected guest
>I was getting picked up from my ghetto school (have some stories from there but not as cringy as these)
>Going to a recital with my brother he didnt want to go alone because his crush was there and thats who we are going to see
>CRINGEBROTHERS UNITE!!
>We drive to the middle of ******** nowhere to this creepy little church
heres a thing about me I am a huge scaredy cat and two of my phobias are at play here Big crowds and old people
>I find a seat for me and my bro and save it
>Bro goes off to fund his crush
>leaves me alone and to be handy ill give my social anxiety meter
>social anxiety meter at ten percent
>I see a familiar face and my heart drops
>Its danons girlfriend! you do not know how much sarcasm it took for me to write that
>danon had a girlfriend for three reasons
1. she was ****** up as him
2. they both met at an anime convention cosplaying the same neko or some ****
3. They met because they had met before in another life reincarnated and chosen to be together by fate and that after they die they would meet up again (Fun fact danon just got engaged to her about a month ago)
>I had only met her once and i will tell that ******** of a story later since its smaller
>We will call her sanon
>sanon talks to me about how shes been approved to sing in a catholic church from the greek gods
>I honestly dont know how to talk to anybody so i just listen
>social anxiety meter 20 percent
>after a while of dazing out she says something that catches my ear
>Danon should be showing up any time now
>I take a deep breath and say "I know I saw him outside you should go talk to him"
>I didnt see him just wanted to get her away from me
>she books it outside
>I get up to go and take a piss
>after finding the bathroom there is a troff
>no ice just a giant piss bucket with the hole in the middle
>no one in there so i start to take a piss
>Danon walks into the bathroom
>doesnt stand across the troff from me but litterally right next to me so close that he when he unzipped his pants he bumped me with his elbow
>social anxiety meter 30 percent
>he doesnt say anything just stares at me peeing for a while
>He looks down at me and at this point i was finishing
>he didnt piss at all he just stood next to me with his dick in his hand
>I put my pecker away and zip up
>he looks at me and says "oh youre done thats good"
>he then puts his pecker away and gets in line behind me
>two sinks nobody else in the bathroom and he stands right behind me
>hes more quiet then usual so i knew something was up
Start to wash my hands and he tries to share the sink with me
I say "personal space danon jesus"
>he says "whos danon"
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he explains to me that he is being controlled by his brother in canada and he is seeing through danons eyes
>he has a fake accent now which he didnt have when he was staring at my pissing dick to say looks like your done
> I leave the bathroom after saying "nice to meet you da-oops i mean ranon"
> I sit down back at my seat they are starting in the next few minutes
>church is now full of old people
>danon walks up and takes my brothers seat
>Bro comes back and says to danon that he needs to get out of his seat which danon replies "I saw an empty wall over there where you could stand"
>bro didnt want to start **** in a church so he leaves
>The priest starts to walk in and say the our father or some ****
>danon is pretending to writhe in his seat
>realized that he thought he was a demon
>Choir starts and I sit down left to my own thoughts cant talk to my bro so hes gone
>social anxiety meter 75 percent
>start to get panicked and leave the room
>brother sees and leaves with me
>I talk to him and say to go watch his crush perform ill be fine out here i just need some fresh air
>have a panic attack
>Start to notice small things look up and see the moon is full
>Realize danon thinks he is a werewolf
> I am sitting down up against a tree where i thought that danon couldnt see me
>Im allergic to something there and start to have mach speed sneezes
>danon walks out side and i noticed because he started to howl
> he hears me and goes up to me
>he has to sniff between each word he takes
>he says that there are fae about a mile that east
>he wants me to join him in a fight
>im still having the panic attack and the only thing keeping me from bawling my eyes out are the tree and i am not leaving the tree
>tell danon that he should go alone and since it is a full moon he could take them
>he runs off
Peace and ******* serenity could hear the ****** songs from outside but still they were calming
>anxiety meter back down to 10 percent
untill sanon comes out sobbing
>she hears me sneeze
Damn allergies
>she walks up to me in tears
>shes pretty big
>See a giant sobbing makeup clown approach me
she says to me that danon missed her performance and that he should burn in the pits of tartar or some ****
>I am not leaving this tree
>she wants me to go find him
> I say he went about a mile east to fight fae
>she stops sobbing
>she says that he was thinking about her all along and protecting her physic powers given to her from some greek god forgot her name
>she leaves back inside and its back to serenity
>Untill 5 mins later when kanon out of nowhere appears
>he sits next to me and says he walked here thats why hes late
>we are in the middle of the desert mind you
>kanon asks how the performance went and i told him i had a panic attack and had to stay out here
>he asks what sets it off and he says to me it was the old people and that they were so close to death that the power was overwhelming for me
>tell him about danon going to fight fae about a mile east
> A hand hits my face at mach speed
>Hear kanon screaming at me
Look over to the church the attention of like 6 old smokers were looking at me
>Kanon saying stuff like "in his werewolf form he shouldnt be alone, Its a ******* full moon you idiot"
>dont say anything and eventually kanon books it east
knew the directions because of the rockies
>eventually after 15 peaceful minutes of pretty good orchestra playing the show was over
>Hope not to see danon sanon or kanon again
>speak of the ******* devil
>kanon is holding danon on his shoulders
>kanon drops danon infront of me then drops to his knees as dramatic as possible
>Danon is repeating something like the wounds hurt
Attention of like fifty old people come over to danon seeing if hes ok Kanon asks them all if they have healing rocks
After they say no kanon curses them out like "Well we dont need your help you old cunt" and stuff like that
Im ashamed to be near them
>I see bro walk out with his crush hes about to get some because they were walking in one of those makeout embraces
>Sanon comes out and i dont even realize her
>she grabs me by the shoulder and pulls me away from the tree
>god i did not want to leave that tree
>she says to me that i need to go to the spirit world and pull his soul back from his father
wut I didnt know much about greek mythology but i knew that hades was the leader of the underworld and that means danon thinks his father is hades
>Im not doing it
>she starts to hit me
>I get into a small meditation stance like i saw in a movie once
>she hasnt stopped hitting me
> I tell her that if i were to do it i need full it to be completely quiet
>she screams everybody shut the **** UP!
Oh god I was going to go to my bros school and people are seeing me with them IM gonna be labelled as the weirdo
>I just sit there for five minutes and make an occasional scream every now and then for ***** and giggles
I mean i was already in that deep Might as well make some fun out of it
>I say I see him and im going to pull him out
>right as i say that danon sits up panting heavilly
>I get up and all of a sudden a fat kid with a clarinet shows up and says to sanon that they need to go clean up
>sanon doesnt take this well starts cursing at him in what im pretty sure is a made up language
>He says to her quit your eighth grader **** and help
>She freaks out even more
>Says "what gives you the right to say that
>He says hes a /b/tard and that he has the free right given to him by the amendments of the united states
>I try to leave and get out of there
Go up to my car and see my bro and his crush making out furiously.
>its either two choices sit in the back of the car and let them do their **** like it always happens or walk back to the situation
heres the deal my bro had made out in his car for like hours while i sat in the backseat waiting to go home we had a situation i would crawl to the trunk through like this small tunnel thing in the back seat so he had no one in the car I would record it if he wanted to or just play on my 3ds
I did not want to do that
>I went back to the event
>sanon is yelling at the father who was saying "we should get you inside you seem like you have lots to talk about, and like " I can help you guys find the righteous path and stuff like that
>danon aint having it and he leaves
I follow him because he could hurt somebody in the werewolf mental state
>he goes to the nearest dirt crossroads
Apparently kanon had been following me there
>kanon says that he is making a deal with a crossroad demon
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>danon shouts I want this night to be repeated without this happening
>he grabs a pocket knife and slices his hand open onto a rock he then buries the rock and pretends to pass out
Kanon runs back to the church and got sanon they both carried him to my bros car
Oh no this is my bros moment hes gonna bang his crush
>they force the crush out of the car
>she runs away screaming that we are all freaks and that we need therapy
>at this point im starting to think she was right
>we then took danon kanon and sanon to the hospital
>We left them there it was like four in the morning
Never talk about this incident again
so that was part three Theres alot more where it came from if your interested but it probably wont be untill tommorow (:
here is the links to the first if you didnt know what was happening and who the characters were /The+story+of+danon+and+kanon+part+one/text/5516547/
here is the second one /The+story+of+danon+and+kanon+part+two/text/5516573/
Have a great day (:
>I was getting picked up from my ghetto school (have some stories from there but not as cringy as these)
>Going to a recital with my brother he didnt want to go alone because his crush was there and thats who we are going to see
>CRINGEBROTHERS UNITE!!
>We drive to the middle of ******** nowhere to this creepy little church
heres a thing about me I am a huge scaredy cat and two of my phobias are at play here Big crowds and old people
>I find a seat for me and my bro and save it
>Bro goes off to fund his crush
>leaves me alone and to be handy ill give my social anxiety meter
>social anxiety meter at ten percent
>I see a familiar face and my heart drops
>Its danons girlfriend! you do not know how much sarcasm it took for me to write that
>danon had a girlfriend for three reasons
1. she was ****** up as him
2. they both met at an anime convention cosplaying the same neko or some ****
3. They met because they had met before in another life reincarnated and chosen to be together by fate and that after they die they would meet up again (Fun fact danon just got engaged to her about a month ago)
>I had only met her once and i will tell that ******** of a story later since its smaller
>We will call her sanon
>sanon talks to me about how shes been approved to sing in a catholic church from the greek gods
>I honestly dont know how to talk to anybody so i just listen
>social anxiety meter 20 percent
>after a while of dazing out she says something that catches my ear
>Danon should be showing up any time now
>I take a deep breath and say "I know I saw him outside you should go talk to him"
>I didnt see him just wanted to get her away from me
>she books it outside
>I get up to go and take a piss
>after finding the bathroom there is a troff
>no ice just a giant piss bucket with the hole in the middle
>no one in there so i start to take a piss
>Danon walks into the bathroom
>doesnt stand across the troff from me but litterally right next to me so close that he when he unzipped his pants he bumped me with his elbow
>social anxiety meter 30 percent
>he doesnt say anything just stares at me peeing for a while
>He looks down at me and at this point i was finishing
>he didnt piss at all he just stood next to me with his dick in his hand
>I put my pecker away and zip up
>he looks at me and says "oh youre done thats good"
>he then puts his pecker away and gets in line behind me
>two sinks nobody else in the bathroom and he stands right behind me
>hes more quiet then usual so i knew something was up
Start to wash my hands and he tries to share the sink with me
I say "personal space danon jesus"
>he says "whos danon"
wut.jpg
he explains to me that he is being controlled by his brother in canada and he is seeing through danons eyes
>he has a fake accent now which he didnt have when he was staring at my pissing dick to say looks like your done
> I leave the bathroom after saying "nice to meet you da-oops i mean ranon"
> I sit down back at my seat they are starting in the next few minutes
>church is now full of old people
>danon walks up and takes my brothers seat
>Bro comes back and says to danon that he needs to get out of his seat which danon replies "I saw an empty wall over there where you could stand"
>bro didnt want to start **** in a church so he leaves
>The priest starts to walk in and say the our father or some ****
>danon is pretending to writhe in his seat
>realized that he thought he was a demon
>Choir starts and I sit down left to my own thoughts cant talk to my bro so hes gone
>social anxiety meter 75 percent
>start to get panicked and leave the room
>brother sees and leaves with me
>I talk to him and say to go watch his crush perform ill be fine out here i just need some fresh air
>have a panic attack
>Start to notice small things look up and see the moon is full
>Realize danon thinks he is a werewolf
> I am sitting down up against a tree where i thought that danon couldnt see me
>Im allergic to something there and start to have mach speed sneezes
>danon walks out side and i noticed because he started to howl
> he hears me and goes up to me
>he has to sniff between each word he takes
>he says that there are fae about a mile that east
>he wants me to join him in a fight
>im still having the panic attack and the only thing keeping me from bawling my eyes out are the tree and i am not leaving the tree
>tell danon that he should go alone and since it is a full moon he could take them
>he runs off
Peace and ******* serenity could hear the ****** songs from outside but still they were calming
>anxiety meter back down to 10 percent
untill sanon comes out sobbing
>she hears me sneeze
Damn allergies
>she walks up to me in tears
>shes pretty big
>See a giant sobbing makeup clown approach me
she says to me that danon missed her performance and that he should burn in the pits of tartar or some ****
>I am not leaving this tree
>she wants me to go find him
> I say he went about a mile east to fight fae
>she stops sobbing
>she says that he was thinking about her all along and protecting her physic powers given to her from some greek god forgot her name
>she leaves back inside and its back to serenity
>Untill 5 mins later when kanon out of nowhere appears
>he sits next to me and says he walked here thats why hes late
>we are in the middle of the desert mind you
>kanon asks how the performance went and i told him i had a panic attack and had to stay out here
>he asks what sets it off and he says to me it was the old people and that they were so close to death that the power was overwhelming for me
>tell him about danon going to fight fae about a mile east
> A hand hits my face at mach speed
>Hear kanon screaming at me
Look over to the church the attention of like 6 old smokers were looking at me
>Kanon saying stuff like "in his werewolf form he shouldnt be alone, Its a ******* full moon you idiot"
>dont say anything and eventually kanon books it east
knew the directions because of the rockies
>eventually after 15 peaceful minutes of pretty good orchestra playing the show was over
>Hope not to see danon sanon or kanon again
>speak of the ******* devil
>kanon is holding danon on his shoulders
>kanon drops danon infront of me then drops to his knees as dramatic as possible
>Danon is repeating something like the wounds hurt
Attention of like fifty old people come over to danon seeing if hes ok Kanon asks them all if they have healing rocks
After they say no kanon curses them out like "Well we dont need your help you old cunt" and stuff like that
Im ashamed to be near them
>I see bro walk out with his crush hes about to get some because they were walking in one of those makeout embraces
>Sanon comes out and i dont even realize her
>she grabs me by the shoulder and pulls me away from the tree
>god i did not want to leave that tree
>she says to me that i need to go to the spirit world and pull his soul back from his father
wut I didnt know much about greek mythology but i knew that hades was the leader of the underworld and that means danon thinks his father is hades
>Im not doing it
>she starts to hit me
>I get into a small meditation stance like i saw in a movie once
>she hasnt stopped hitting me
> I tell her that if i were to do it i need full it to be completely quiet
>she screams everybody shut the **** UP!
Oh god I was going to go to my bros school and people are seeing me with them IM gonna be labelled as the weirdo
>I just sit there for five minutes and make an occasional scream every now and then for ***** and giggles
I mean i was already in that deep Might as well make some fun out of it
>I say I see him and im going to pull him out
>right as i say that danon sits up panting heavilly
>I get up and all of a sudden a fat kid with a clarinet shows up and says to sanon that they need to go clean up
>sanon doesnt take this well starts cursing at him in what im pretty sure is a made up language
>He says to her quit your eighth grader **** and help
>She freaks out even more
>Says "what gives you the right to say that
>He says hes a /b/tard and that he has the free right given to him by the amendments of the united states
>I try to leave and get out of there
Go up to my car and see my bro and his crush making out furiously.
>its either two choices sit in the back of the car and let them do their **** like it always happens or walk back to the situation
heres the deal my bro had made out in his car for like hours while i sat in the backseat waiting to go home we had a situation i would crawl to the trunk through like this small tunnel thing in the back seat so he had no one in the car I would record it if he wanted to or just play on my 3ds
I did not want to do that
>I went back to the event
>sanon is yelling at the father who was saying "we should get you inside you seem like you have lots to talk about, and like " I can help you guys find the righteous path and stuff like that
>danon aint having it and he leaves
I follow him because he could hurt somebody in the werewolf mental state
>he goes to the nearest dirt crossroads
Apparently kanon had been following me there
>kanon says that he is making a deal with a crossroad demon
Wut.jpg
>danon shouts I want this night to be repeated without this happening
>he grabs a pocket knife and slices his hand open onto a rock he then buries the rock and pretends to pass out
Kanon runs back to the church and got sanon they both carried him to my bros car
Oh no this is my bros moment hes gonna bang his crush
>they force the crush out of the car
>she runs away screaming that we are all freaks and that we need therapy
>at this point im starting to think she was right
>we then took danon kanon and sanon to the hospital
>We left them there it was like four in the morning
Never talk about this incident again
so that was part three Theres alot more where it came from if your interested but it probably wont be untill tommorow (:
here is the links to the first if you didnt know what was happening and who the characters were /The+story+of+danon+and+kanon+part+one/text/5516547/
here is the second one /The+story+of+danon+and+kanon+part+two/text/5516573/
Have a great day (:
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