The spider, man.. . I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh.. hey ashes. this shearer is occupied Spider: Omg man I didn
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The spider, man.

I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk
to them, you know?
Me: Oh.. hey ashes. this shearer is occupied
Spider: Omg man I didn' t see we there.
Me: We met?
Spider: Yeah. yeah. we' re ceil- l' coming deem scope eel the
tub.
Me: Ott. that' s legit. Hey, you might wanna move ever ' re
descending right into the shower stream and 1 dent want we to dream.
Spider: Hey thanks. nee. l' ll be careful.
Spider: Sure. sure! Sorry Emmet move over here.
Me: Thanks- We have a nice night. Dent come we my extreem- okay?
Spider: Nah. that' s yew space. were ceil. Have a great evening.
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User avatar #1 - nuclearnacho (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
As opposed to the spiders in my house, who would say
Spider: Hey, pssst. Over here.
Me: What?
Spider: WERE ******* EVERYWHERE. Sleep tight!
me: ._.
#2 - pleasedontkillme (05/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - theoneweirdguy (05/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
actually spiders act in this type of way, they are smart creatures with needs of survival. they will leave you alone if you leave theme alone. treat them respect and they'll help you capture pests.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaroo (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what your criteria for "smart" is, but it's significantly lower than mine.
User avatar #12 - crazylance (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And then there's some black widow with a sexy feminine voice trying to seduce you.
#10 - samoaspider ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
well ain't that just dandy
User avatar #11 - flybager (05/06/2014) [-]
I imagine it'd be more
'OH MY ARTHRO, ITS A HUMAN'
User avatar #9 - ieatbengay (05/06/2014) [-]
>implying anyone on tumblr isnt too autistic to talk to anything
#6 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Assuming they'd speak English?
#8 to #6 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
This hypothetic instance is "if I could talk to them" If OP spoke English and the spider spoke Spanish, this scenario wouldn't exist, he has to be able to talk to the spider.
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