The safe way. Anyone out there who has a good "drunk story" to share?. Ways to get home safe when you are drunk.. 1. Get a friend to follow you home..
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The safe way

Anyone out there who has a good "drunk story" to share?

Ways to get home safe
when you are drunk..
1. Get a friend to follow you home..
Please get back on the sidewalk
NO.. YOU can be a sidewalk.
2. Sleep at friends house near by
and go home the next day.
Taxi man“
I LOVE YOU.
you are my best friend .
and you are such a good
4. just IMAGINE
you made it home safe.
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User avatar #3 - wcpapier (02/13/2014) [+] (24 replies)
i have this like inbuild gps system, so it doesnt matter how drunk i am for some reason i always end up home.
i dont know how, but the next morning i wake up in my bed
#8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Drunk driving
>Drunk driving
#11 - minnten (02/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Guide to calling for a taxi from a taxi driver's perspective. These simple things make our lives SO much easier.

1. When calling for a cab, step outside of the bar. Calling from inside and then yelling at the dispatcher "WHAT?!?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SPEAK UP!!!!" is a sure way to NOT get a ride.

2. When calling, all we need to know is where you are, and where you're going. No life stories, how you ended up where you are, or why you need to get elsewhere. Save that for when the driver picks you up. Then you can talk all you want.

3. When the dispatcher tells you how long it will be, don't ask if it can be done any quicker. That will generally make it take even longer. Likewise, the times they tell you will not always be exact. A lot of **** happens on the road to delay things. Count on plus or minus 10 minutes of the time they give you.

4. Don't keep calling back wondering where your cab is. We know you need a ride and you're on the list to get picked up. (there are exceptions of course, say if the cab is overdue to get there by more than 10 minutes.)

5. If you have called for a cab, and receive a call from a number you don't recognize, answer it! It's probably your driver telling you he is there. Which leads us tooo.....

6. and most importantly, KEEP WATCHING FOR YOUR CAB!!! There are a lot of people that need to be picked up, and if you're not watching, someone will try to snake in claiming they are who called for it. This causes annoyed drivers and pissed off people. No one wants that.

Mainly just try to remember that we put up with a lot of **** . Yours doesn't smell any better than anyone else's, so try to make the process as smooth as possible so everyone gets home safe.

Thank you!!!
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or maybe be responsible enough not to get so ********* outside of your own home or a friend's home that you become a burden on others/are not aware of your actions...
User avatar #25 - fuzzyballs (02/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
imagining to get home safe is NOT getting home safe
#22 - tuoamas (02/14/2014) [-]
Or just use a teleporting like me. The way it works is that when i'm wasted as fck i just take one more beer and bam! I wake up in my bed. With major memory loss though
User avatar #6 - buckequalsdollar (02/14/2014) [-]
Random opinion. Being a DD really isn't as bad as people say, I get this contact buzz where if people are acting weird and annoying around me I automatically join in because I want people to like me , so its only bad if you can't be weird and make the best of a situation where ultimately you're there for other people, not yourself.
#1 - trueraiderfan ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
**trueraiderfan rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at She can take my log ** MFW drunk
User avatar #52 - reekballs (02/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Doesn't everybody like to get notifications?
I like notifications.
Could everybody send me a notification, by message or comment?
Is notification even a word?
#43 - drhoffable (02/14/2014) [-]
how the **** did this happen to me
User avatar #23 - nekaz (02/14/2014) [-]
so am i not supposed to sleep 30 hours on weekends
User avatar #19 - wrocky (02/14/2014) [-]
yes beacuse all taxi drivers are not potential rapists
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2014) [-]
Dafuq?! The first picture: Why the **** do you wear heels if you gonna get drunk out of your mind, you stupid bitch?
#48 - poniesareghey (02/14/2014) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
User avatar #38 - darkoblivion (02/14/2014) [-]
so i have a question, I once went to a friends birthday party with my best friend who was living with me at he time. skip to the end of the night, He's drunk and we can't get a ride home so we decide to walk. My best friend can hardly walk straight so pretty much the entire walk i'm keeping at least one hand on his shoulders to keep him steady or doing the his arm over my shoulders for support things so he doesn't fall when his legs decide they want to stop working.

one vomiting episode and half the walk home later I can't stop him from falling over and ease him to the ground and he decides that he can't get up and just has to sleep. now i'm not a strong guy and this friend is 180 of muscle so i can't force him to his feet by lifting him up so i basically stand there for five minutes trying to have him pick himself up before he finally does and we get moving again, cue vomiting episode two. from here we had a flat walk until the hill i live on. i have not idea how long that hill is but i had to push my friend up this hill until we got to my house.

It's not weird that i consider myself to be his greatest friend after this right?

User avatar #17 - nitroxiii (02/14/2014) [-]
My advice, try not do what step 4 says... I was arrested and had to pay a $270 fine when I passed out while wandering a city I didn't know...
User avatar #9 - gizmotechie (02/14/2014) [-]
that cat looks tired of the drunk's ****
User avatar #7 - aytoktonik (02/14/2014) [-]
I usually black out turn into ant turn into a red army civil war general and then my friends get me home
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2014) [-]
I usually just black out and fall asleep anywhere.
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