The safe way. Anyone out there who has a good "drunk story" to share?. Ways to get home safe when you are drunk.. 1. Get a friend to follow you home..

The safe way

Anyone out there who has a good "drunk story" to share?

Ways to get home safe
when you are drunk..
1. Get a friend to follow you home..
Please get back on the sidewalk
NO.. YOU can be a sidewalk.
2. Sleep at friends house near by
and go home the next day.
Taxi man“
you are my best friend .
and you are such a good
4. just IMAGINE
you made it home safe.
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Submitted: 02/13/2014
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User avatar #3 - wcpapier (02/13/2014) [+] (24 replies)
i have this like inbuild gps system, so it doesnt matter how drunk i am for some reason i always end up home.
i dont know how, but the next morning i wake up in my bed
#8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Drunk driving
>Drunk driving
#11 - minnten (02/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Guide to calling for a taxi from a taxi driver's perspective. These simple things make our lives SO much easier.

1. When calling for a cab, step outside of the bar. Calling from inside and then yelling at the dispatcher "WHAT?!?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SPEAK UP!!!!" is a sure way to NOT get a ride.

2. When calling, all we need to know is where you are, and where you're going. No life stories, how you ended up where you are, or why you need to get elsewhere. Save that for when the driver picks you up. Then you can talk all you want.

3. When the dispatcher tells you how long it will be, don't ask if it can be done any quicker. That will generally make it take even longer. Likewise, the times they tell you will not always be exact. A lot of **** happens on the road to delay things. Count on plus or minus 10 minutes of the time they give you.

4. Don't keep calling back wondering where your cab is. We know you need a ride and you're on the list to get picked up. (there are exceptions of course, say if the cab is overdue to get there by more than 10 minutes.)

5. If you have called for a cab, and receive a call from a number you don't recognize, answer it! It's probably your driver telling you he is there. Which leads us tooo.....

6. and most importantly, KEEP WATCHING FOR YOUR CAB!!! There are a lot of people that need to be picked up, and if you're not watching, someone will try to snake in claiming they are who called for it. This causes annoyed drivers and pissed off people. No one wants that.

Mainly just try to remember that we put up with a lot of **** . Yours doesn't smell any better than anyone else's, so try to make the process as smooth as possible so everyone gets home safe.

Thank you!!!
User avatar #25 - fuzzyballs (02/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
imagining to get home safe is NOT getting home safe
#22 - tuoamas (02/14/2014) [-]
Or just use a teleporting like me. The way it works is that when i'm wasted as fck i just take one more beer and bam! I wake up in my bed. With major memory loss though
#47 - obitouzumaki ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
#30 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or maybe be responsible enough not to get so ********* outside of your own home or a friend's home that you become a burden on others/are not aware of your actions...
User avatar #36 to #30 - reican (02/14/2014) [-]
actually sometimes you feel like you're drinking responsibly and fell little effect from alcohol then suddenly you take the one tiny sip that crosses the line and you barely remember jack **** .
some people don't have the thing between where they start raving, they go from tipsy to blackout.
User avatar #6 - buckequalsdollar (02/14/2014) [-]
Random opinion. Being a DD really isn't as bad as people say, I get this contact buzz where if people are acting weird and annoying around me I automatically join in because I want people to like me , so its only bad if you can't be weird and make the best of a situation where ultimately you're there for other people, not yourself.
#1 - trueraiderfan (02/13/2014) [-]
**trueraiderfan rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at She can take my log ** MFW drunk
User avatar #52 - reekballs (02/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Doesn't everybody like to get notifications?
I like notifications.
Could everybody send me a notification, by message or comment?
Is notification even a word?
#43 - drhoffable (02/14/2014) [-]
how the **** did this happen to me
User avatar #23 - nekaz (02/14/2014) [-]
so am i not supposed to sleep 30 hours on weekends
User avatar #19 - wrocky (02/14/2014) [-]
yes beacuse all taxi drivers are not potential rapists
#48 - poniesareghey (02/14/2014) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
User avatar #17 - nitroxiii (02/14/2014) [-]
My advice, try not do what step 4 says... I was arrested and had to pay a $270 fine when I passed out while wandering a city I didn't know...
User avatar #13 - punnyjunky ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
they look like they've had really ******* bad botox or something. Nightmares incoming
#10 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Dafuq?! The first picture: Why the **** do you wear heels if you gonna get drunk out of your mind, you stupid bitch?
User avatar #9 - gizmotechie (02/14/2014) [-]
that cat looks tired of the drunk's ****
User avatar #7 - aytoktonik (02/14/2014) [-]
I usually black out turn into ant turn into a red army civil war general and then my friends get me home
#5 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
I usually just black out and fall asleep anywhere.
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