The red beast. communists, cant even shoot straight. Joseph Stalin' s son shot himself because of Stalin' s harshness toward him, but survived. After this, Stal The red beast communists cant even shoot straight Joseph Stalin' s son shot himself because of harshness toward him but survived After this Stal
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - anon id: 0afacb76
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#81 to #4 - anon id: 670bbd80
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this is me Chokolocco testing your hide all thing
User avatar #82 to #81 - chokolocco
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**chokolocco rolls 449**
User avatar #83 to #82 - chokolocco
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nope didnt work for me. You lied...?
User avatar #98 to #83 - vorarephilia
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I thought it did work. :/

Well that means I have no way to prove i didn't. (not a high enough mod to see ips and probably not allowed to tell other people anyway.)

So...scouts honor?
#123 to #98 - scouts
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#108 to #4 - pulluspardus
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User avatar #5 to #4 - vorarephilia
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but my son was. again.
#41 to #5 - degrees
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#43 to #41 - vorarephilia
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IPs are different. you can test it if you want by pressing hide all on the anon. It won't hide me.
IPs are different. you can test it if you want by pressing hide all on the anon. It won't hide me.
#44 to #43 - degrees
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Alright I'm watching you.
#46 to #44 - vorarephilia
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Go ahead. Watch all you want bb.
User avatar #47 to #46 - degrees
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*Slightly disturbed*
#49 to #47 - vorarephilia
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come on dood, I found all these webms and didn't think about how several are useless outside of extremely specific circumstances.
User avatar #99 to #43 - arandomanon
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That **** actually doesn't ******* work at all
User avatar #84 to #43 - chokolocco
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it works for recognizing different anons, but not recognizing whether behind the anon is the user after anon logs in I believe
User avatar #7 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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I feel like the fact his son was gay is a pretty important detail in this story
User avatar #15 to #7 - bloodredspark
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Nah, it's not.

Just go ahead and delete your comment.
User avatar #42 to #15 - captainrattrap
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I disagree with you.

Faggot.
User avatar #117 to #42 - bloodredspark
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I never said I was gay, just that I didn't think it was an important detail?

So uh...okay?
User avatar #122 to #117 - captainrattrap
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Ok you're not a faggot.
#50 to #42 - imgood
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I disagree with you.

Lovely person.
User avatar #94 to #7 - jewishcommunazi
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I think his uncle was some sort of pedophile homo, which caused Stalin to become a little homophobic.
#18 to #7 - reginleif
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"He can't even shoot straight"
"He can't even shoot straight"
User avatar #20 to #18 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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I just don't think you should write the punchline and make people put together the context. I mean, not that it's hard to put together, but the person reading it shouldn't have to think "Oh, so his son was gay" after reading the punchline
#62 to #20 - anon id: a54e991f
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you know that he didn't say that in english where straight and gay are "opposites"
User avatar #97 to #18 - kyfvini
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Ive seen this joke millions of times and this is the first time I understood it.
#12 - mordax
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Joseph's son was killed by the Germans in prison. He was kept and they demanded surrender of the soviet union, but Joseph didn't care much for his family and left him.
#13 to #12 - trevorbelmondo [OP]
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User avatar #28 to #12 - somethingpants
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Didn't he also leave him there on purpose to be killed? Or am I thinking of something else?
I heard in a history class that someone defected from the Soviet Union to Mexico and Stalin wanted him to mourn before killing him, so he let his own son die, then killed the defector with a pick ax. Not personally, but still.
User avatar #111 to #28 - elmarcocfc
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Think you may be thinking of Trotsky, whom Stalin had exiled to Mexico and eventually assassinated with an ice pick. Don't know why he had him killed but it was probably to tie up a loose end.
User avatar #92 to #28 - jewishcommunazi
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He did send Ramón Mercader to kill Trotsky who was exiled in Mexico, but why would Trotsky mourn Stalin's son?
User avatar #120 to #92 - somethingpants
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I'm really not positive to be honest with you. I always figured it was one of those 'Super Country Loyalty' things, where you're really attached to the family of your leader. Like England with the Royal baby.
#30 to #28 - threecharacters
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i dont know about the letting his son die part, but its trotsky youre thinking about
User avatar #32 to #30 - somethingpants
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Ah, thanks, I never knew his name. I guess it wasn't gonna be on a test or anything so the teacher didn't tell us.
#14 to #12 - comradewinter
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This is a ******** statement. Yakov was a miserable drunk who constantly ****** up in the military. In the end he was captured during WW2, and the Germans offered Yakov in exchange for a much higher rank German POW that the Soviet Union held. Given how imporant the POW was, Stalin refused to trade. Yakov, upon hearing this, commited suicide by jumping into an electric fence.

Stalin made the right choice. Not as a father, but as a leader of a country at war.
#70 to #14 - anon id: 987317a2
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Actually how yakov died was he was walking away from a German and the soldier told him to stop or he'd shoot. Yakov shouted "shoot!" and he was shot in the head. Stalin later reflected his sons death was honorable and his attitude to Yakov softened slightly.
User avatar #69 to #14 - schnizel
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It seems that it was the only right choice he made.
User avatar #54 to #14 - xelmoelitex
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After Stalin's refusal to trade, the Germans then made the offer to trade Yakov for Hitler's nephew, which Stalin also declined. It's still disputed how he died, but more historians agree he died in Sachsenhausen. There's just no way to be 100% sure if he was killed for defying a guards' orders or by suicide.
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#64 to #60 - antoniospaghettio
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#24 - anon id: 5ddba972
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**anonymous rolls 00**
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#25 to #24 - slowshade
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Why can't my son be more like anon?
Why can't my son be more like anon?
#26 to #25 - anon id: 65a0f649
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Too quick of a reply. You responded to yourself
#48 to #26 - puffingpuffin
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Says an anon!
Says an anon!
#65 to #26 - agentmoleman
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Do you even hide all?
Do you even hide all?
User avatar #107 to #65 - sharklazers
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Hide all does not work anymore retard
#33 - Minnesota
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User avatar #8 to #3 - ohemgeezus
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why not roll a ******* comment...?
User avatar #75 to #8 - schnitzelwagen
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What did he say?
User avatar #103 to #75 - ohemgeezus
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He rolled a picture and said, "what he said"
#104 to #103 - schnitzelwagen
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Damn, he dun goof'd.
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#19 - lulzdealer
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User avatar #21 to #19 - somuchfreedom
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is that meant to be serious or was that intentionally a joke using the lines of captain zap brannigen from futurama
User avatar #80 to #21 - fukkendragonite
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Have a guess
User avatar #109 to #21 - elmarcocfc
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You for real?
User avatar #121 to #109 - somuchfreedom
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well there are a lot of people who post misquotes and think that they are real so it is a fair question
#39 - eating
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#67 to #39 - datmine
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User avatar #22 - CallMeCrisco
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Parenting level: Odin
User avatar #27 to #22 - somethingpants
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"Oh, my son was raped by a horse due to my negligence and penny-pinching? I'll just take my freakish grandson and ride him into battle. Badass."
#29 to #27 - CallMeCrisco
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