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I told the fat man i wanted an Xbox and all i got was socks...

Tags: are you | happy now | admin

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Submitted:	12/25/2013

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#6 - ruukes (12/25/2013) [-]

A fat man for a fat man?

#14 to #6 - silverhellion (12/26/2013) [-]

#1 - ponybroski (12/25/2013) [-]

i don't get it

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#2 to #1 - mattdoggy [OP](12/25/2013) [-]

There is nothing to get
Just some ordinary cookies and milk for Santa
even though he didn't get me what i asked for last year i have no hard feelings

#3 to #2 - ponybroski (12/25/2013) [-]

thats good you should never hold onto anger like that but i did and i'm a psychopath

#21 to #3 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]

Truefax, he's a brony. There's always something wrong with them.

#13 to #2 - vandettamask (12/26/2013) [-]

I just thought it was a cake, a well detailed cake.

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#10 - Welshhobo (12/26/2013) [-]

I honestly didn't see the torpedo(?) at first. I thought it was some weird metal wallet to the right of the milk at first. I thought the biscuits were just cleverly stacked.

Pic related, its me.

#16 to #10 - thatchicksqeaky (12/26/2013) [-]

i thought it was a baseball bat

#23 to #10 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]

I think it's actually a mortar round.

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#15 to #10 - itsmewaffle (12/26/2013) [-]

>biscuits

oh right, you're a britfag

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#4 - billybong (12/25/2013) [-]

If you look very carefully the milk has been spiked by an unknown substance.

The cookies however are obviously not tampered with and should be perfectly safe

#7 to #4 - zaiopeperse (12/25/2013) [-]

I seriously thought the unknown object was a chocolate sculpture for a good three minutes

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#17 - jefferyboomhauer ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]

Who the **** leaves out Oreos for Santa?? If he wanted some ******* Oreos he'd go to the store and buy them himself.

Make him some good homemade cookies, no wonder you got nothing for Christmas, and your parents are dead you lazy **** .

#34 to #17 - othymer (12/26/2013) [-]

Great Idea you can even add secret ingredients. I'm talking about the color cyan

#5 - metalmind (12/25/2013) [-]

I think socks are a perfectly fine gift you ungrateful **** .

#20 - worried (12/26/2013) [-]

lol, santa gave me an lump of coal, i gave him a little boy.... ww2 reference

#18 - willardwarrior (12/26/2013) [-]

I have no problem if a kid gets a million dollars for Christmas, i'm happy for him, but if he becomes an assholes and makes fun of kids who don't have it, then he is just as bad as OP, a pure faggot.

#19 to #18 - imagnetsux (12/26/2013) [-]

uh.... what?

#28 to #18 - scowler (12/26/2013) [-]

What's all this fuss about "OP"?

#12 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]

Kinda feel that if parents give their kids expensive gifts like xbox then they get spoiled. I saved my money when i was a kid and bought my game consoles myself. I got a gamecube, playstation 3, gameboy and a 3ds, all payed for myself. used a ps2 aswell, which my sister won

And for those who wonder if i got a buttload of money every week as some do, then no. I only got money on my birthday and christmas, and not alot either.

#11 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]

Christmas in Bosnia.

#9 - anon (12/25/2013) [-]

That's a BDU-33 practice bomb. Not all too dangerous if it doesnt have a spotting charge in it. Only dangerous if handled like a moron even when it does have one.