The perfect crime. . we ' has ever hard about the perfect crime.... The perfect crime is not the one nobody hears about, it's the one that nobody will believe if they heard.
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The perfect crime

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Submitted: 12/11/2013
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#1 - nospyonme (12/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
The perfect crime is not the one nobody hears about, it's the one that nobody will believe if they heard.
#9 - chootem (12/12/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Glock master race reporting in
NB4 1911 guys freak out
#26 to #9 - pikapimp (12/12/2013) [-]
the 1911 is a timeless classic that every gun owner loves   
Glock is the most reliable handgun on the market   
im usually fine with debates but im tired of gun-owners hating other gun-owners
the 1911 is a timeless classic that every gun owner loves
Glock is the most reliable handgun on the market
im usually fine with debates but im tired of gun-owners hating other gun-owners
#35 - cenderer (12/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How can a perfect crime be real if our eyes aren't real?
#53 - eggsandwich (12/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
hahaha the bullets are touching tips
#54 to #53 - pikapimp (12/12/2013) [-]
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#49 - gyasa (12/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#67 - Kalkazar (12/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It always baffled me why, in crime specials, I never heard about a case in which the body was cremated. The criminals always seemed to chop it up and/or throw it in a river or dump or somewhere else where it would be found. Eventually it occurred to me that the reason we never hear stories about murderers who burn their victims is that those particular murderers rarely get caught. It works so well that there's no story.
I guess I know what I'll do if I ever end up killing someone.
User avatar #3 - traffy (12/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought the ones who make it look like suicide are close to being perfect crimes
User avatar #19 to #3 - daentraya (12/12/2013) [-]
As long as it gets written off as suicide, no further investigation will happen after enough investigation has been to make that assumption. So yeah, it's quite ideal if one achieves that
User avatar #60 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Shoot a dude you don't like in the middle of a battlefield.
User avatar #38 - tormain ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
''Word gets out, word always gets out.'' - Durzo Blint
#4 - minutes (12/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
It's actually pretty ******* easy to be a serial killer, as long as you kill random people without a relation to you.
You could just drive on a rarely used road far away from a town at night, fake an accident, ask that guy for help, shoot him when he gets out, take his wallet, then just drive away.
As long as you don't do it in the same town or region over and over again and wait long enough between the murders, the police would only think that that guy was killed for his money and wouldn't see any relation between it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - slapchoppin (12/12/2013) [-]
serial killers usually do it a certain way every time though hence serial

when people start dying the exact same way clues start to pile up

now being a mass murderer of randoms is easy
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (12/12/2013) [-]
the pefect crime - Washington DC, Dec.23, 1913.
User avatar #69 - vodoo (12/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i guess you could say it was the crime of our time
#27 - sirbrentcoe (12/12/2013) [-]
we-
at her!
....you ate her?
...yeah, we..we at her-
alive!
.
.
.my hat goes off to you boys, that's the perfect crime!
#22 - Womens Study Major (12/12/2013) [-]
Dwight Schrute's Perfect Crime (HD) Perfect crime right here.
User avatar #10 - youmotherfather (12/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wow such deep
very wow
many kill
go **** urself
#2 - Womens Study Major (12/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Just gotta try this! **my small ass dick is the perfect crime
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