The only person good enough for America. Is American. Sorry Canada, but there' s only ever been one girl for me.' Now that I have this" time machine, I can brin
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The only person good enough for America

Is American

Sorry Canada, but there' s only ever been
one girl for me.' Now that I have this" time
machine, I can bring her back.
Ohoo, you do
carry a big stick!
Make run gs, along
and play gs, Europe!
You must be very
proud parents, your
child is adorable!
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User avatar #2 - oxymoronking ONLINE (08/24/2014) [+] (13 replies)
what is that american monstosity?
historyexplain?
usarmyexplain?
americaexplain?
#3 to #2 - cptcrispin ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
The US was founded in 1776, and one of the first flags was sewn by Betsy Ross. Image below is shown for reference. After having sex with the female version of himself, the US had a downs-y baby, and that's how the South was born (rednecks and whatnot).
www.wikitree.com/photo.php/thumb/e/e9/Betsy-Ross.jpg/300px-Betsy-Ross.jpg
#14 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
wars are just international sex
User avatar #23 to #14 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
good old praying mantis sex
User avatar #7 - tranquilizer (08/24/2014) [-]
Alright, maybe I shouldn't have told america to go **** itself
User avatar #27 - psykobear (08/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
How is it incest? Isn't that his past, yet oddly gender swapped, self?
Is it technically masturbation?
#16 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Should have used the Dixie Flag. It'd be easier to get.
User avatar #26 to #18 - thempc (08/24/2014) [-]
why did i read it as "anal stand"
#19 - maximtiger (08/24/2014) [-]
ew
ew
#35 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Germany and France would never marry(We kinda hate each other)
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User avatar #8 - sumerfag (08/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
does this mean that america had a sex change?
#1 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
Fugg yeah, 'merica

LETS ROLL to McDonald's
#34 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
America is not even a relevant country anymore.
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