The only person good enough for America. Is American. Sorry Canada, but there' s only ever been one girl for me.' Now that I have this" time machine, I can brin The only person good enough for America Is American Sorry Canada but there' s ever been one girl me ' Now that I have this" time machine can brin
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Sorry Canada, but there' s only ever been
one girl for me.' Now that I have this" time
machine, I can bring her back.
Ohoo, you do
carry a big stick!
Make run gs, along
and play gs, Europe!
You must be very
proud parents, your
child is adorable!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - oxymoronking
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(08/24/2014) [-]
what is that american monstosity?
historyexplain?
usarmyexplain?
americaexplain?
#24 to #2 - usarmyexplain
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I think america's problem is that we were always measuring ourselves against other empires and other civilizations. We surpassed and outlived all the other empires that existed at our founding and since then we have nothing to strive for. It's lonely at the top, but you've got to rock and roll.

We actually have a lot of problems, so it's hard to choose just one, but if I had to name it I would say it is the willful ignorance of the population. Most people still think we never found chemical weapons or nuclear material in Iraq.

Pic related, one of the unknown number of chemical weapons found in Iraq.
#37 to #24 - anon id: c926bd35
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(08/25/2014) [-]
... It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.

How... did you **** that up so badly? It's the name of the ******* song!
User avatar #38 to #37 - usarmyexplain
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(08/25/2014) [-]
That would explain some things.... I'm not musically inclined, and I'm partially deaf, so I dont really enjoy music on the same level as most people.
#3 to #2 - cptcrispin
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(08/24/2014) [-]
The US was founded in 1776, and one of the first flags was sewn by Betsy Ross. Image below is shown for reference. After having sex with the female version of himself, the US had a downs-y baby, and that's how the South was born (rednecks and whatnot).
www.wikitree.com/photo.php/thumb/e/e9/Betsy-Ross.jpg/300px-Betsy-Ross.jpg
User avatar #4 to #3 - princessren
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(08/24/2014) [-]
why is europe france and germany's baby?
User avatar #5 to #4 - createdjustnow
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(08/24/2014) [-]
it's not Europe, just the European Union born from the constant wars between Germany and France kept having, such as world war 1 and 2. this is why it is depicted as the child of Germany and France
User avatar #11 to #5 - JariWeis
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Not completely correct, I believe that it's referring to the fact that the union had its first "form" when France and Germany had the coal union.
User avatar #12 to #11 - createdjustnow
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(08/24/2014) [-]
thank you, i'm not really well studied in istory
User avatar #13 to #12 - JariWeis
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Me neither, just this era ;)

WW1, WW2 and the Cold War.
User avatar #9 to #5 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(08/24/2014) [-]
WWII wasn't just Germany and France. Hell France wasn't the first country that Germany invaded.
#10 to #9 - anon id: c1577f2c
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(08/24/2014) [-]
That was never the point. Because Germany and France had gone to war with one another so many times, they decided to start a coal- and steel-union to prevent further conflict. This was because they thought these resources were so important for starting a war, that one country could not start preparing for one without the other one finding out. Other european countries also wanted to join, and later this became the EU.

TL;DR: Germany and France wanted peace, and started a union which later turned into the EU.
#15 to #10 - insanefreak
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(08/24/2014) [-]
The Benelux (economical unity of some sort between Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg) also joined in on the union between France and Germany, and as such there already were five economically able countries to form the center of the European Union.

Unfortunately, everything went downhill fairly quickly afterwards, with too many countries joining. It could've been marvellous, but it's turning out to be a disaster.
#6 to #5 - anon id: 383ec6fc
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(08/24/2014) [-]
thank you history side of fj.
#17 - vladimirtepes
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#14 - anon id: 9e95fd1a
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(08/24/2014) [-]
wars are just international sex
User avatar #23 to #14 - drtrousersnake
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(08/24/2014) [-]
good old praying mantis sex
User avatar #7 - tranquilizer
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Alright, maybe I shouldn't have told america to go **** itself
User avatar #27 - psykobear
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(08/24/2014) [-]
How is it incest? Isn't that his past, yet oddly gender swapped, self?
Is it technically masturbation?
User avatar #29 to #27 - redstonealchemist
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(08/24/2014) [-]
that's what i call the eden paradox
User avatar #31 to #29 - psykobear
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #36 to #27 - seelcudoom
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(08/24/2014) [-]
could be old and new versions of a country are different individuals in Poland pall
kinda like how scandinavia and the world has nazi Germany and Germany as 2 different people. also pretty sure having a baby with yourself would still cause all the problems of incest and worse
#28 to #27 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I find it kind of funny that this question comes from content about countries being sentient balls ******* each other ^^
#30 to #28 - psykobear
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Quite.
#16 - anon id: f1ace526
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Should have used the Dixie Flag. It'd be easier to get.
#18 to #16 - anon id: 32203beb
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(08/24/2014) [-]
"Dixieland is where I wanna make my final stand
I dont care if I'm in a box or not when they lay me down
Just bury me in Southern ground."
User avatar #26 to #18 - thempc
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(08/24/2014) [-]
why did i read it as "anal stand"
User avatar #21 to #16 - zarcos
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(08/24/2014) [-]
lol beat me to it
User avatar #25 to #16 - kieranbaker
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Old world beliefs with new world idiots, their powers combined they form........RETARDS WHO THINK THE CONFEDERATE FLAG SHOULD STILL BE ACCEPTABLE.
#19 - maximtiger
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(08/24/2014) [-]
ew
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#33 - teegoogilycoffeeme
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(08/24/2014) [-]
MSPSOTC
User avatar #8 - sumerfag
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(08/24/2014) [-]
does this mean that america had a sex change?
User avatar #22 to #8 - yankeerose
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I actually think the colonies are supposed to be America's mother.
#1 - anon id: 134ec33b
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Fugg yeah, 'merica

LETS ROLL to McDonald's
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