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The one time I try to be alpha.

II BUTT tum . Y ASKS If
IS SITTING WITH ME. I RESPOND
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Submitted: 03/16/2014
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#3 - oldmanmagee (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Nice attempt either way
#2 - privilege ONLINE (03/16/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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#4 - theannoyingFJguy (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's pretty smooth though.
User avatar #6 - jnovuse (03/16/2014) [-]
You said the right thing, she was just not interested. keep at it!, the law of averages are to your advantage!
#5 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (03/16/2014) [+] (8 replies)
staying confident like that ought to work eventually.   
smooth as 						****
staying confident like that ought to work eventually.
smooth as ****
#8 - grandmabetty (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i tried fixing the pengy but now its even more broken
#18 - royoten (03/16/2014) [-]
How could someone not sit after something that silky smooth?
How could someone not sit after something that silky smooth?
#11 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if you try **** like this 10 times and it works once it still worked once
#7 - predictablepeter (03/16/2014) [-]
Points for trying...
#25 - Lmaoplanes (03/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>mfw this works
>mfw I have nothing else to say that made me seem as confident and alpha
>mfw she finally leaves after spilling my spaghetti.
User avatar #10 - spyisspy (03/16/2014) [-]
even chairs get more action
#19 - celestialsin (03/16/2014) [-]
**celestialsin rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at As an American during these trying times ** Her face when
User avatar #17 - Zombiefried (03/16/2014) [-]
I got to say. Even if she only wanted the chair, you probably impressed her to some degree. Making her want the D slightly more. Bravo good sir, bravo.
#44 - waterfire (03/17/2014) [-]
Man, even a chair got better game then you.
#23 - yuukoku (03/16/2014) [-]
Way to not be a pussy, OP! You're an inspiration, really. Keep being smooth as 						****					.
Way to not be a pussy, OP! You're an inspiration, really. Keep being smooth as **** .
User avatar #21 - letting ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Damn....I'll give you points for effort anyway.

And I feel your pain.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/17/2014) [-]
One time I didn't even get asked. Just took the chair anyway.
User avatar #39 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
>Sat at table in resteraunt.
>Boyfriend had gone to order food.
>Guy comes over and asks if anyone is sitting on spare chair.
>Say no, gesture for him to take it.
>He sits down and just awkwardly stays for a while.
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