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C 2014 Activision Publishing, Inc. ACTIVISION and the CALL OF DUTY franchise are responsible for churning out the same tired garbage year after year
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User avatar #4 - becefalus (05/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Pokeman: same game, different textures/graphics
#37 - CaptainKill (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
To those saying the trailer looks interesting and all dramatic, I'd reason that it is still going to be the same CoD crap, just new weapons and levels.

Sure the trailer highlights all those cool gadgets, but I am going to bet they're all scripted into the story and you can't just use them whenever you want, especially since that's been a growing trend with the CoD games over the years.

Second, and this kind of goes hand in hand with the first point, but it looks TOO movie like. I feel like half of it is going to be cutscenes with quicktime events. Those are fun, right?

Lastly, every time a new CoD is coming out, everyone says the same thing you guys are saying. "Oh look this one is going to be different!" We said it about every CoD since Black Ops, basically, and they all end up going back to the same shit in the end. Why is this one going to be different?

I'm aware this is all my opinion but I just have no faith left in this franchise since MW2.
User avatar #3 - theugandanhero (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm giving this one the benefit of a doubt only because it's being made by Sledgehammer games.
User avatar #5 - zerpderp (05/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'm giving this one a chance the trailers actually looked interesting and its being made by somebody else and its looks like it'll decent
User avatar #29 - ragingdouchbag ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
this one is actually fairly interesting with the commentary it has. You play a PMC sent to set up capatilism in other countries. You are the invading force funded by america.
#24 - sedativechunk (05/04/2014) [-]
mfw I got the email about "Call of Duty Advanced Warfare" the other day. I used to love CoD when it first came out over 10 years ago before it be came call for money.   
   
Fucking greedy shitheads ruining the video game industry.
mfw I got the email about "Call of Duty Advanced Warfare" the other day. I used to love CoD when it first came out over 10 years ago before it be came call for money.

Fucking greedy shitheads ruining the video game industry.
User avatar #1 - Tenkan (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Hire famous Hollywood actor
>Let him act out lines about government, honor or what makes a good soldier
>Throw in some in-game cinematics of stuff blowing up
>Jackpot
User avatar #17 to #1 - armsdealer ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
>References Kevin Spacey's character in House of Cards.
>Ruthless pragmatist with no patience for shit that doesn't work.
>Throw in action sequences cause everyone LOVES to watch 45 sec of dialogue

Seriously, find a better reason to hate it, cause your reasons are pretty shit.
#30 - harbingerwolf (05/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I hated all of the call of duties, i've played them all and extensively as they were the only games i could play with friends at the time, and i barely enjoyed any of them   
BUT i have to admit this new one if the first one that actually has my attention and actually looks pretty awesome, for the single player at least.   
But then again mechs and exo suits make everything awesome.
I hated all of the call of duties, i've played them all and extensively as they were the only games i could play with friends at the time, and i barely enjoyed any of them
BUT i have to admit this new one if the first one that actually has my attention and actually looks pretty awesome, for the single player at least.
But then again mechs and exo suits make everything awesome.
#10 - urapooper (05/04/2014) [-]
I want to point out Dynasty Warriors have the same story and they still keep on going.
User avatar #8 - indecisivejew (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I haven't bought a CoD game since MW2, but to be honest, the trailer for this one looked pretty good. If they would use a different engine than the one they've been using for 7 years, I would be completely sold, but it still looked interesting, so I think I'll at the very least give this one a try at a friend's house or something.
User avatar #6 - faletheus (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Still will continue the trend and outsell their previous titles.
User avatar #7 to #6 - indecisivejew (05/04/2014) [-]
Ghosts didn't outsell previous titles. Their streak is already over.
#46 - tazpy ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I like COD and I think this looks pretty cool. I don't care if it turns out to be the same weapons reskinned and all that, because I have fun with it.   
Ghosts was shit, though.
I like COD and I think this looks pretty cool. I don't care if it turns out to be the same weapons reskinned and all that, because I have fun with it.
Ghosts was shit, though.
#44 - Ilubeitup (05/04/2014) [-]
Nice little dig there with activision.
User avatar #42 - tacotrainone (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
you know its nearing that time again where they'll announce the next one, do you guys think that after the shit show that was ghosts, they'll finally give up and move on?
#27 - groundzero (05/04/2014) [-]
Meh, I;d rather play Crysis 3, or Killzone series, or DEUS EX; HR, or any other futuristic shooter games...
#15 - armsdealer ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
All about the mindless internet hate train! Connecting to: MLP, Call of Duty, PewDiePie, social media sites, and anything mainstream.    
Please keep all opinions inside the car at all times, and have a god awful day!
All about the mindless internet hate train! Connecting to: MLP, Call of Duty, PewDiePie, social media sites, and anything mainstream.
Please keep all opinions inside the car at all times, and have a god awful day!
User avatar #2 - arziben (05/04/2014) [-]
best parody title of COD I've ever read
#45 - cartoonbacon (05/04/2014) [-]
We'll all end up buying it so whats the point OP?
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