The new year is here.... and many of us make the resolution to get fitter. There are no excuses now, get to it!. do TFA 'i? optics. You say that like my fat ass can do 25 pushups
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The new year is here...

and many of us make the resolution to get fitter. There are no excuses now, get to it!

do TFA 'i? optics
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Submitted: 01/05/2014
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#2 - meatygoodness (01/05/2014) [+] (26 replies)
You say that like my fat ass can do 25 pushups
#39 - DmOnZ (01/05/2014) [+] (80 replies)
Listen here you fat ******* , this **** ain't gonna do diddley squat to your physical appeal if you don't start with cardio or do it at the same time. I see it all the time, people thinking that if they build their muscle it'll "push through" the fat and make everything all hunky dory. While more muscle does burn more calories while resting, all you ******* do by only working muscle groups is make yourself look like a fatter, ******** Michelin man. It's about balance you ball slapping ******** . Get your ass outside and enjoy nature, or concrete if you live in the city. Run for 20, 30 minutes... hell run for 8 ******* days all I care, just do something to get rid of that god awful over the belt side melt. THEN do this workout. Oh yeah one last thing, cut the ******* burgers and fries. Anything fried or filled with trans and saturated fats; avoid like it's your mother's crusty dildo. That **** ain't good for your body and will counteract whatever you do weight loss wise. Your body can't process trans/saturated fats, and it goes straight to storage in your thighs, stomach, sides... hips... and as Shakira, the deaf sounding singer, says your hips don't ******* lie, numb nuts. What's worse is that once it's in your ******* body, you have to burn it off yourself... and guess ******* what, that means cardio. So stop slapping your package around with your grubby Cheeto-dust covered palm taco and get your **** in gear. Find yourself some motivation, a quote, picture, story, put it on the mirror in your bathroom or somewhere you will see it regularly so you can keep going strong. Do not, for one second, let temptation break your inbred, steer ******* , thick skull. Once you've done all this for a solid four months, maybe you'll get somebody else to play with your dick.

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CARDIO, BITCH
User avatar #8 - skypatrol ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
How do i change from guy to girl to guy mid workout?
#6 - toastableduckling (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It worked
#90 - Milos (01/05/2014) [+] (29 replies)
**Milos rolls 88**
Number of pushups I have to do until the end of day.
#96 - mankey (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#104 - grampian (01/05/2014) [-]
mfw "do the outine 3 times"
mfw "do the outine 3 times"
#177 - ghostofgemini (01/05/2014) [+] (16 replies)
My morning routine today was ; wake up, smoke weed, play video games.
User avatar #181 to #177 - teoberry (01/05/2014) [-]
Have fun being a drain on society!
#262 - yuel (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #175 - luquaz (01/05/2014) [-]
I'll add this to favorites and never look at it again.
User avatar #325 - sirsolo (01/05/2014) [-]
Real morning workout: Lifting my lazy ass out of bed onto the computer chair
#30 - lastkage (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #268 - kingxddd (01/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
How much ******* time do you think I have in the morning?
#272 - Awesomecarrot (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>morning
#141 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My morning workout consists of 1.5 bowel movements and I way 120 lbs. It's called genetics.
#155 to #141 - jaqenhagar (01/05/2014) [-]
How the **** do you perform one and a half bowel movements? You can take half a **** ?
#70 - itrinx (01/05/2014) [-]
#134 - anotheroneonearth (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#12 - include (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My morning workout.
User avatar #354 - tonyaluma (01/05/2014) [+] (16 replies)
But what about if you are skinny?
#358 to #354 - themassivefail (01/05/2014) [-]
Then eat a burger, twiggy.
User avatar #27 - Durp (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You want to know something ridiculously sad? I can remember favoriting this post last year. I clearly didn't follow through.
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