The new kid. This story was obviously a spoof. I decided to mix things up a bit before i go back to my real stories. I just thought the punch line of this one h
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The new kid

This story was obviously a spoof. I decided to mix things up a bit before i go back to my real stories. I just thought the punch line of this one had to type it up. Up next "fucking band"

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Be me
Be IS, sophomore in high school
Just got back from winter break
All is usual, going class to class
Come tth period, English class
Turns out there is a new kid in school
He' s a black kid, about S' 7", a tad thin, but pretty normal build
Says his name is Lever
Fast forward a month
Everything still going as normal, but rumors are going around
Hear friends and random people talking about lever. Every
person I talk to had a different story to tell.
Riding in hot air balloons, trips to the safari, deep sea ocean
dives, wild horse taming, etc...
Wow this guy sounds pretty freakin epic.
A few more weeks go by
Every time I see Lever, he is surrounded by people, always
telling a different story.
One day, I' m waiting in line at the cafeteria.
Lever is behind me with a group of people. He is telling a story
about using a magic paintbrush.
Thetdot’ imakenosense. . gif
Tells another story about being turned into a mouse
People around him are eating it up
I' had enough of this. I' m gonna call him out.
I step out of line and yell “Your stories are freakin bullshit"
There is no such thing as a magic paint brush, and you sure
as hell didn' t turn into a fucking mouse!”
Lever goes into rage mode. "You don' t know mel You can' t tell
my story!”
Levar jumps up onto the serving counter and yells:
l can be anythinga"
take a look!”
s in a book”
A Reading Rainbow!”
thanks f' of' fading!
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