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User avatar #149 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
People keep asking me to prove I'm not a neckbeard. Do I do it?
User avatar #281 to #149 - iatedub (01/22/2014) [-]
Can I have the address to the house?

I have a personal investigation to do


For reasons
User avatar #249 to #149 - kyrozor (01/22/2014) [-]
I believe you because at the end of the day, you've no reason to lie. But some people will never be satisfied.

Also, there are hilarious. Keep the **** going.
User avatar #248 to #149 - timelordjam (01/22/2014) [-]
So, you're Australian.. also my favorite poster now. But that's irrelevant what state do you live in to receive these crazy bastards?
User avatar #246 to #149 - drumtastic (01/22/2014) [-]
Yes, I'd like to see
#244 to #149 - totocows (01/22/2014) [-]
No, I don't think you should. In fact, you should probably stop talking about your appearance altogether. I’ve read two stories from you so far in which you find it necessary to point out how physically fit and handsome you are. You also like to point out that you are different from other tech guys implying that most other tech guys are fat and ugly and you are the exception. I have meet several techs that are fairly fit and married. If your story about the mother and daughter is true, when you told the girl that you “aren't like most computer guys” you did so because you feel the need to inform people of this every opportunity you get. Your stories are funny and I look forward to reading them in the future. Just please, for yourself, stop being so pretentious and just tell the damn story.
#389 to #244 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
agreed
#265 to #244 - boobjiggle (01/22/2014) [-]
The story wouldn't be complete without that detail though.
User avatar #224 to #149 - musclezglassez ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
****** sucks for you bro. and also, you said ALLLLLL of this is legit innit?
User avatar #225 to #224 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
already posted the pic further down on this thread bro
User avatar #227 to #225 - musclezglassez ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
wp
User avatar #226 to #225 - musclezglassez ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
oh didn't notice i'll go see
#220 to #149 - holymackarel (01/22/2014) [-]
Do it bitch
User avatar #206 to #149 - jellybob ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Do it faggot.
User avatar #210 to #206 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
already did
#205 to #149 - giggawatt (01/22/2014) [-]
I mean if you're not lying, why does it matter?
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User avatar #199 to #149 - scarmanagent (01/22/2014) [-]
as long as you keep away from anime you are fine.
sarcasm you *****
User avatar #191 to #149 - thekeldog (01/22/2014) [-]
The only reason to do so is if you want to put the rumors to rest. If you don't care then ofc, dont bother.

though people wont believe you until you do.
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#172 to #149 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
OP delivers again.
#461 to #172 - mrciggarete (06/25/2014) [-]
everyone's fw op
everyone's fw op
#452 to #172 - drangowings (03/04/2014) [-]
Damn, You arent bad looking at all
User avatar #453 to #452 - tripscausedthis (03/04/2014) [-]
wish i were as jacked as admin though
#454 to #453 - drangowings (03/04/2014) [-]
Well yeah sure Admin seems pretty buff but i'd still be (probably) caught taking a double take. Damn. BTW Just reading all your stories now although I have read some before, gotta say it's gold!! x
#447 to #172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/23/2014) [-]
om nom nom nom nom nom nom :3
I love the way you write

- the daughter's sister
User avatar #445 to #172 - TarnRazor (01/23/2014) [-]
9/10 would engage in casual sex
User avatar #443 to #172 - rhetoricalfunny (01/23/2014) [-]
Now, barring the obvious that you have a nice body
Your hair, dawling it's tasteless, so drab and uninspired

3/10 Would not bang
#414 to #172 - AdamBaum (01/22/2014) [-]
Post your face, you're a butterface as of right now.
Post your face, you're a butterface as of right now.
User avatar #403 to #172 - samxdaxman (01/22/2014) [-]
Hey uhh, my computer is.... broken. Yeah. Come over and fix it please...

In all seriousness, if trips caused that, I'm gonna be rolling a hell of a lot more.
#401 to #172 - jinxbomb (01/22/2014) [-]
****					 brah!
**** brah!
#385 to #172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
DJ ADMIN: Give this man a medal!!! He has earned this!
#366 to #172 - fresighto (01/22/2014) [-]
Hey trip, just wondering, what's your primary discipline? I train too, mostly for the same reasons as you, plus a-Just love fighting (for fun, but not sport...train MMA fighters on the side, amatuer or semi, but hink they're full of themselves and most don't get that verses a full art is no contest) and b-my MOS in the marine corps made it a habit.
User avatar #370 to #366 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
mostly Jiu Jitsu and a freestyle self defence. I train others but those two are my favourites.
#372 to #370 - brutallyhonest (01/22/2014) [-]
Freestyle self defense .. I've never heard of that, but it sounds 						*******					 awesome.   
   
   
Nice stories by the way, man.
Freestyle self defense .. I've never heard of that, but it sounds ******* awesome.


Nice stories by the way, man.
User avatar #373 to #372 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
it's the easiest way for me to describe a style my instructor has created after a life of achieving black belts in as many styles as possible. strikes and what not from styles like karate, tae kwon do, boxing, muay thia, grappling stuff from jiu jitsu, throws from judo, takedowns from freestyle wrestling and shoot wrestling. just a mass collection of skills to help people better defend themselves against anyone.
#450 to #373 - fresighto (01/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like how MCMAP was complied, honestly. I'm quite partial to escrima myself
#363 to #172 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
FALSE

YOU'RE COVERING YOUR NECK
THERE COULD BE A BEARD ON IT
User avatar #364 to #363 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
**** well I guess that's that myth busted
#356 to #172 - whateverrowsyourbo (01/22/2014) [-]
Are you Jesse
User avatar #358 to #356 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
I can be for a couple dollars
#419 to #358 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
What if it was the mother daughter tag team?
User avatar #334 to #172 - giuetta (01/22/2014) [-]
Dude, you got some blue in your face.
User avatar #333 to #172 - thepunchedface ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
10/10 would rape in hillside shack
#327 to #172 - thehellrazor (01/22/2014) [-]
i don't cut time from my day to tell people anything , but you my man , you are 						*******					 awesome
i don't cut time from my day to tell people anything , but you my man , you are ******* awesome
User avatar #297 to #172 - HelloThereEmily (01/22/2014) [-]
lemme see your face.
User avatar #299 to #297 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
not today Emily.
User avatar #289 to #172 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
you have really nice pecks.
User avatar #292 to #289 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
thanks.
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User avatar #298 to #294 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
some guy already threatened to suck me off so I don't think youhave to worry about gay or not.
User avatar #304 to #298 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
nice colored text! congrats.
#285 to #172 - seymourtets (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm straight but I'll suck your dick just because I could
I'm straight but I'll suck your dick just because I could
#247 to #172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
You look like peanutbitter.
#233 to #172 - allennis (01/22/2014) [-]
Not bad
Not bad
User avatar #229 to #172 - heartlessrobot (01/22/2014) [-]
Stick your penis in me.
User avatar #236 to #229 - cacti ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Damn goin a bit fast are we?
User avatar #231 to #229 - teoberry (01/22/2014) [-]
Chillllllllllll
User avatar #232 to #231 - heartlessrobot (01/22/2014) [-]
Ugh, fine.
#223 to #172 - kurtr ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh god, OP actually lifts.
Oh god, OP actually lifts.
#184 to #172 - superblargh (01/22/2014) [-]
You /fit/, brah?
You /fit/, brah?
User avatar #212 to #184 - kievaughnb (01/22/2014) [-]
Your daily reminder that we're all gonna make it
User avatar #183 to #172 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't blame them for trying to rape you.
#182 to #172 - fornowjr (01/22/2014) [-]
Like a boss. Is I.T. a hard job to get into? I was wondering into either getting into that or programming. Since you have experience in it, what would be your opinion if you don't mind me asking.
Like a boss. Is I.T. a hard job to get into? I was wondering into either getting into that or programming. Since you have experience in it, what would be your opinion if you don't mind me asking.
#301 to #182 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
source on gif?
User avatar #208 to #182 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
There is more money in programing if you can get good at it. but both are great industries to be in.
User avatar #213 to #208 - fornowjr (01/22/2014) [-]
Hmm, thanks for the insight. Will wait on your next OC.
#173 to #172 - teroch (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm glad you weren't lying.
I'm glad you weren't lying.
User avatar #169 to #149 - markipliergame (01/22/2014) [-]
yea all the cool kids are doing it
User avatar #168 to #149 - newforomador (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't see why not. People post their picture on here a decent amount, at least on some of the boards. The worst thing that I can think of that is likely to happen is somebody gives it a funny, but possibly degrading caption.
#222 to #168 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
It's probably harder with the attention of most FJ on the frontpage. Not sure if OP really cares but that would come to my mind.
User avatar #162 to #149 - lurg (01/22/2014) [-]
on this cite? youd have to be ******* crazy.
#160 to #149 - psychotec (01/22/2014) [-]
why not?
why not?
User avatar #159 to #149 - penguinstampede (01/22/2014) [-]
no you don't. thats entirely up to you.
#156 to #149 - ItzSuitable (01/22/2014) [-]
lets see you, then we shall judge
lets see you, then we shall judge
#153 to #149 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2014) [-]
Do it faggot
#158 to #153 - peekabeast (01/22/2014) [-]
Pics or you look like this.
User avatar #151 to #149 - leredspy (01/22/2014) [-]
Do it faggot. You'll be an FJ hero for 2 weeks!

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