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#149 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +350
(01/22/2014) [-]
People keep asking me to prove I'm not a neckbeard. Do I do it?
#281 to #149 - iatedub
Reply +3
(01/22/2014) [-]
Can I have the address to the house?

I have a personal investigation to do


For reasons
#249 to #149 - kyrozor
Reply +1
(01/22/2014) [-]
I believe you because at the end of the day, you've no reason to lie. But some people will never be satisfied.

Also, there are hilarious. Keep the **** going.
#248 to #149 - timelordjam
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
So, you're Australian.. also my favorite poster now. But that's irrelevant what state do you live in to receive these crazy bastards?
#246 to #149 - drumtastic
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Yes, I'd like to see
#244 to #149 - totocows
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(01/22/2014) [-]
No, I don't think you should. In fact, you should probably stop talking about your appearance altogether. I’ve read two stories from you so far in which you find it necessary to point out how physically fit and handsome you are. You also like to point out that you are different from other tech guys implying that most other tech guys are fat and ugly and you are the exception. I have meet several techs that are fairly fit and married. If your story about the mother and daughter is true, when you told the girl that you “aren't like most computer guys” you did so because you feel the need to inform people of this every opportunity you get. Your stories are funny and I look forward to reading them in the future. Just please, for yourself, stop being so pretentious and just tell the damn story.
#389 to #244 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
agreed
#265 to #244 - boobjiggle
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(01/22/2014) [-]
The story wouldn't be complete without that detail though.
#224 to #149 - musclezglassez
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(01/22/2014) [-]
****** sucks for you bro. and also, you said ALLLLLL of this is legit innit?
#225 to #224 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
already posted the pic further down on this thread bro
#227 to #225 - musclezglassez
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
wp
#226 to #225 - musclezglassez
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
oh didn't notice i'll go see
#220 to #149 - holymackarel
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Do it bitch
#206 to #149 - jellybob
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Do it faggot.
#210 to #206 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
already did
#205 to #149 - giggawatt
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I mean if you're not lying, why does it matter?
#201 to #149 - xedeid
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#199 to #149 - scarmanagent
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
as long as you keep away from anime you are fine.
sarcasm you *****
#191 to #149 - thekeldog
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(01/22/2014) [-]
The only reason to do so is if you want to put the rumors to rest. If you don't care then ofc, dont bother.

though people wont believe you until you do.
#175 to #149 - civilizedwasteland
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#172 to #149 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +221
(01/22/2014) [-]
OP delivers again.
#461 to #172 - mrciggarete
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(06/25/2014) [-]
everyone's fw op
everyone's fw op
#462 to #461 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply 0
(06/26/2014) [-]
haha
#452 to #172 - drangowings
Reply 0
(03/04/2014) [-]
Damn, You arent bad looking at all
#453 to #452 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply 0
(03/04/2014) [-]
wish i were as jacked as admin though
#454 to #453 - drangowings
Reply 0
(03/04/2014) [-]
Well yeah sure Admin seems pretty buff but i'd still be (probably) caught taking a double take. Damn. BTW Just reading all your stories now although I have read some before, gotta say it's gold!! x
#447 to #172 - anon
Reply 0
(01/23/2014) [-]
om nom nom nom nom nom nom :3
I love the way you write

- the daughter's sister
#445 to #172 - TarnRazor
Reply 0
(01/23/2014) [-]
9/10 would engage in casual sex
#443 to #172 - rhetoricalfunny
Reply 0
(01/23/2014) [-]
Now, barring the obvious that you have a nice body
Your hair, dawling it's tasteless, so drab and uninspired

3/10 Would not bang
#414 to #172 - AdamBaum
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Post your face, you're a butterface as of right now.
Post your face, you're a butterface as of right now.
#403 to #172 - samxdaxman
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Hey uhh, my computer is.... broken. Yeah. Come over and fix it please...

In all seriousness, if trips caused that, I'm gonna be rolling a hell of a lot more.
#401 to #172 - jinxbomb
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**** brah!
**** brah!
#385 to #172 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
DJ ADMIN: Give this man a medal!!! He has earned this!
#366 to #172 - fresighto
Reply +1
(01/22/2014) [-]
Hey trip, just wondering, what's your primary discipline? I train too, mostly for the same reasons as you, plus a-Just love fighting (for fun, but not sport...train MMA fighters on the side, amatuer or semi, but hink they're full of themselves and most don't get that verses a full art is no contest) and b-my MOS in the marine corps made it a habit.
#370 to #366 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
mostly Jiu Jitsu and a freestyle self defence. I train others but those two are my favourites.
#372 to #370 - brutallyhonest
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Freestyle self defense .. I've never heard of that, but it sounds ******* awesome.   
   
   
Nice stories by the way, man.
Freestyle self defense .. I've never heard of that, but it sounds ******* awesome.


Nice stories by the way, man.
#373 to #372 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
it's the easiest way for me to describe a style my instructor has created after a life of achieving black belts in as many styles as possible. strikes and what not from styles like karate, tae kwon do, boxing, muay thia, grappling stuff from jiu jitsu, throws from judo, takedowns from freestyle wrestling and shoot wrestling. just a mass collection of skills to help people better defend themselves against anyone.
#450 to #373 - fresighto
Reply 0
(01/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like how MCMAP was complied, honestly. I'm quite partial to escrima myself
#363 to #172 - miscarriage
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(01/22/2014) [-]
FALSE

YOU'RE COVERING YOUR NECK
THERE COULD BE A BEARD ON IT
#364 to #363 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +11
(01/22/2014) [-]
**** well I guess that's that myth busted
#356 to #172 - whateverrowsyourbo
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Are you Jesse
#358 to #356 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +7
(01/22/2014) [-]
I can be for a couple dollars
#419 to #358 - anon
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
What if it was the mother daughter tag team?
#334 to #172 - giuetta ONLINE
Reply +17
(01/22/2014) [-]
Dude, you got some blue in your face.
#333 to #172 - thepunchedface
Reply +96
(01/22/2014) [-]
10/10 would rape in hillside shack
#327 to #172 - thehellrazor
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(01/22/2014) [-]
i don't cut time from my day to tell people anything , but you my man , you are ******* awesome
i don't cut time from my day to tell people anything , but you my man , you are ******* awesome
#297 to #172 - HelloThereEmily
Reply +5
(01/22/2014) [-]
lemme see your face.
#299 to #297 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +16
(01/22/2014) [-]
not today Emily.
#300 to #299 - HelloThereEmily
Reply +22
(01/22/2014) [-]
some day?
#289 to #172 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply +1
(01/22/2014) [-]
you have really nice pecks.
#292 to #289 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +1
(01/22/2014) [-]
thanks.
#294 to #292 - hoponthefeelstrain
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#298 to #294 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +15
(01/22/2014) [-]
some guy already threatened to suck me off so I don't think youhave to worry about gay or not.
#304 to #298 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply +1
(01/22/2014) [-]
nice colored text! congrats.
#285 to #172 - seymourtets
Reply +20
(01/22/2014) [-]
I'm straight but I'll suck your dick just because I could
I'm straight but I'll suck your dick just because I could
#247 to #172 - anon
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
You look like peanutbitter.
#233 to #172 - allennis
Reply +12
(01/22/2014) [-]
Not bad
Not bad
#229 to #172 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Stick your penis in me.
#236 to #229 - cacti
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Damn goin a bit fast are we?
#231 to #229 - teoberry
Reply +4
(01/22/2014) [-]
Chillllllllllll
#232 to #231 - heartlessrobot
Reply +3
(01/22/2014) [-]
Ugh, fine.
#223 to #172 - kurtr
Reply +94
(01/22/2014) [-]
Oh god, OP actually lifts.
Oh god, OP actually lifts.
#184 to #172 - superblargh
Reply +143
(01/22/2014) [-]
You /fit/, brah?
You /fit/, brah?
#212 to #184 - kievaughnb
Reply +16
(01/22/2014) [-]
Your daily reminder that we're all gonna make it
#183 to #172 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply +80
(01/22/2014) [-]
I don't blame them for trying to rape you.
#182 to #172 - fornowjr
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Like a boss. Is I.T. a hard job to get into? I was wondering into either getting into that or programming. Since you have experience in it, what would be your opinion if you don't mind me asking.
Like a boss. Is I.T. a hard job to get into? I was wondering into either getting into that or programming. Since you have experience in it, what would be your opinion if you don't mind me asking.
#301 to #182 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
source on gif?
#208 to #182 - tripscausedthis [OP]
Reply +10
(01/22/2014) [-]
There is more money in programing if you can get good at it. but both are great industries to be in.
#213 to #208 - fornowjr
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Hmm, thanks for the insight. Will wait on your next OC.
#178 to #172 - lolpandas
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#173 to #172 - teroch
Reply +63
(01/22/2014) [-]
I'm glad you weren't lying.
I'm glad you weren't lying.
#169 to #149 - markipliergame
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
yea all the cool kids are doing it
#168 to #149 - newforomador
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I don't see why not. People post their picture on here a decent amount, at least on some of the boards. The worst thing that I can think of that is likely to happen is somebody gives it a funny, but possibly degrading caption.
#222 to #168 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
It's probably harder with the attention of most FJ on the frontpage. Not sure if OP really cares but that would come to my mind.
#163 to #149 - platinuminfernape
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Yes.
#162 to #149 - lurg
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(01/22/2014) [-]
on this cite? youd have to be ******* crazy.
#160 to #149 - psychotec
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(01/22/2014) [-]
why not?
why not?
#159 to #149 - penguinstampede
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(01/22/2014) [-]
no you don't. thats entirely up to you.
#156 to #149 - ItzSuitable
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(01/22/2014) [-]
lets see you, then we shall judge
lets see you, then we shall judge
#153 to #149 - anon
Reply 0
(01/22/2014) [-]
Do it faggot
#158 to #153 - peekabeast
Reply +17
(01/22/2014) [-]
Pics or you look like this.
#151 to #149 - leredspy
Reply +5
(01/22/2014) [-]
Do it faggot. You'll be an FJ hero for 2 weeks!

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