Pretty sure *I* am the least sexy thing ever.
Only reason I have managed any relationships is due to a silver tongue that could sell shoes to a quadruple amputee.
I might be uglier than a week dead corpse, but I can at least be charming when I put my mind to it.
No thanks, I don't feel like being mocked at the moment. Why don't you just assume that picture of squidward is me. It probably has a similar amount of sex appeal
