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The most unique girl in the universe

a teenage white girl sits at her
laptop. she opens tumblr and types
a new text post "most girls like one
direction... but i don’ t!! punk bands
are better"
suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky.
the girl has done it. she is the most
unique girl in the entire world. a choir
of angels writes a hymn melting her
superiority to the rest of humanity.
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Submitted: 10/17/2013
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User avatar #3 - emppilaf (10/17/2013) [+] (47 replies)
lol at this kid who was trying to convince me and my pals that he was a die hard metal/ ******** fan...
Then he continued to tell us how much he liked sleeping with sirens..
#14 - slothmaster (10/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
i actually overheard a girl say "bring me the horizon" and "sleeping with sirens" were punk.
>mfw
#124 - nimba (10/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
People say they like classical but most of what they listen to is romantic. As far as i'm concerned music only sounded good before all these ******* started using valves in brass instruments. The only real music is baroque.
I have to deal with this **** everyday and it cripples my brain so intensely that they don't appreciate the same things as I do to the same extent as me. My life is consumed by anger when I hear people say "Are you listening to classical music? OMG I love Berlioz, his ****** so DEEP."

tl;dr MFW bitches can't Handel my taste in music
#13 - ragingmushroom (10/18/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Punk music is mentioned, all fans rejoice.
User avatar #63 - sgrave (10/18/2013) [+] (35 replies)
What's the first band that pops into your mind when you think "punk"?

Crass always comes to mind
#78 to #63 - kirkybobz (10/18/2013) [-]
The Sex Pistols, of course.   
   
I am an Antichrist, and I am an anarchist! Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it, I wanna destroy the passer-by!   
   
'Cos I wanna be!   
   
NO DOGS BODY!
The Sex Pistols, of course.

I am an Antichrist, and I am an anarchist! Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it, I wanna destroy the passer-by!

'Cos I wanna be!

NO DOGS BODY!
User avatar #4 - skysailor (10/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I get the hate towards Bieber since he's actually a douche, but is there anything significantly wrong with One Direction? Do people just think their music is bad, or is there more to it?
User avatar #16 to #12 - guiguito (10/18/2013) [-]
dude look, most fans of boy bands have some sort of medical condition, if they visited every single one, there would be no time left for gay orgies.
#110 - devout feminist (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - dinguskhan (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw someone attention whored near me
Mfw someone attention whored near me
User avatar #217 - claudius (10/18/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I'm sure that by "punk bands", she doesn't mean actual punk bands like The Clash, The Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols or anything like that. She's probably referring to ****** pop-punk bands like Pierce the Veil, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday and **** like that.
User avatar #218 to #217 - TheseChocodiles (10/18/2013) [-]
dude shes not real
#245 - pokemonstheshiz (10/18/2013) [-]
relevant
#235 - toastandbananas (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>mfw someone tells me i'll like fallout boy because they're punk
>mfw someone tells me i'll like fallout boy because they're punk
#105 - asqdmudkip (10/18/2013) [+] (32 replies)
And all they listen to is Blink-182, Stupid bitches

Not like I really care I like ******** .

I have to deal with people saying they like ******** but all they listen to is sleeping with sirens
#106 to #105 - GnRNoD (10/18/2013) [-]
I have to deal with people saying they like metal when all they listen to is
asking alexandria, linking park and limp bizkit...
they say Nu metal is best metal and they don't even know Rage Against The Machine and when you say RATM they think of RISE against the machine.
They say they like REAL METAL and when Black Sabbath came they only went because (and don't get me wrong here) Megadeth opened the show for them (I have nothing against MD).
They say they like metallica and they only know their top 10 songs.
They say they like old school metal and they've never heard of Judas Priest.
#133 - ragingflamingos (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Teenagers from both sexes pull this **** .
#113 - devout feminist (10/18/2013) [-]
i have a friend who listens to nothing but screamo hipster bands no one has heard of, who proceeded to tell me metallica was not a metal band... haven't hung with him in awhile
#2 - soulkiller (10/17/2013) [+] (13 replies)
And most of the time, they just listen to one 						*******					 song and think that they are fans of the genre
And most of the time, they just listen to one ******* song and think that they are fans of the genre
#184 - tinyer (10/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Can all of you really complain about how misconceived genre labels are?

For God's sakes, Heavy Metal is practically just Hard Rock with a bunch of solos and **** . And yet everyone that doesn't listen to that type of music anyway has the idea that heavy metal is practically deathcore and that death metal is racket with growling.

If you want that to stop, why don't you educate them rather than get pissed and say nothing?

Music elitists these days, I swear
#287 to #270 - amiunderarrest (10/18/2013) [-]
Haha no I'm good. Most people commenting here need to get over themselves.
User avatar #118 - weirdvintagegirl (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My best friend has tried to get me into the bands she likes, which are mainly Black Veil Brides, freaking Blood on the Dance Floor (I'm sorry, they're terrible), Sleeping With Sirens, Bring Me the Horizon, A Day to Remember, and Alesana. Honestly, that type of music doesn't mix well with my ears. All the screaming makes their words unintelligible. And I'm not really sure what to call those bands either---metal, screamo....? I'm just so used to listening to classic rock and oldies. No matter how hard she tries, I don't think I'll ever get into it.
User avatar #58 - Metallicock (10/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
pssh. . . what, like Blink 182?
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