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User avatar #9 - anonefgthree (01/11/2016) [-]
Genghis Khan is more metal than Sabaton
User avatar #133 to #9 - sharklazers (18 hours ago) [-]
a
User avatar #112 to #9 - shrinkzz (21 hours ago) [-]
He's more brutal than Cannibal corpse.
User avatar #24 to #9 - lucianakira ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
no, the governor of that city is
#55 to #24 - rumpelstilzchen (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#9,
I love you both
User avatar #57 to #55 - lucianakira ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
i love people that love me
#28 to #24 - lollypopalopicus (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah yes, killing to innocent traders from the most powerful empire in the world, knowing that he would risk the city by doing it. I should note, that something that is left out is that he did it twice. Once if he really wanted to try and show resistance in some foolish way, maybe, but the second time is like luring a pride of lions into you village, and then kicking the male in the nuts, knowing damn well it will attack your village. That is just being a stupid asshole.
User avatar #34 to #28 - shieeetposter (01/11/2016) [-]
Okay, see, this is what you need to remember:

"Genghis Khan retaliated by invading the empire with 200,000 men and killing the governor by pouring molten silver down his eyes and mouth"
#84 to #34 - lollypopalopicus (01/11/2016) [-]
Was it excessive? Yeah. But again, did you miss the part where the guy he did this to murdered innocent people, twice?
User avatar #115 to #84 - thesovereigngrave (21 hours ago) [-]
He said the governor was more metal than Sabaton. He was killed by having molten silver poured down his eyes and mouth. Silver is a metal. It's a play on words.
#158 to #115 - lollypopalopicus (14 hours ago) [-]
Dammit man, I wanted to see if I could get the guy who posted the pun to come back and make another one, and you guys ruined it.
User avatar #159 to #158 - thesovereigngrave (14 hours ago) [-]
Not to be rude, but playing stupid is generally a terrible way of doing that. Because people will just think you're actually stupid.
#160 to #159 - lollypopalopicus (14 hours ago) [-]
I admit, not one of my best decisions. That said, I had only 2 hours of sleep out of 48 at that point. The pretending itself, was born of stupidity due to sleep deprivation, I suppose. So, at least assessing me at that particular time, they would not have been wrong.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go and see if there is some other, even stupider things I have said and forgotten about.
#135 to #84 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
the joke is that they poured metal down his eyes and mouth, so he litterally contains more "Metal" than sabaton.
#94 to #84 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Are you serious?
#3 - misterautismo (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
**** yeah sabaton
#154 to #3 - zeebeejeebee (16 hours ago) [-]
im really really sad that they are not coming to the US for a while. seen them 3 times live and theyve been great each time.
#155 to #3 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
is that Tim Silva?
User avatar #156 to #3 - lmfaoattheboat (16 hours ago) [-]
only really gotten into them recently, seeing them coheadlining a tour at the end of February with Alestorm, cannot wait!
User avatar #113 to #3 - samsonschmanson (21 hours ago) [-]
I am a huge metal fan, but i must say this: Sabaton is a **** band and is only admired by 14 yr olds who don't know what music they like yet.
#161 to #113 - arandomanon ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Nobody cares about your opinion.
#32 to #3 - panzerfront (01/11/2016) [-]
Was listening to Sabaton while I read this
#108 to #3 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
Sabaton - Stalingrad ill just leave this here
User avatar #136 to #108 - meganinja (17 hours ago) [-]
I'm more interested in how they made that video. It probably took more effort than writing/performing the song.
#146 to #136 - nomadfourohthree (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, perhaps it's the fact that it's not them that made the video. Footage is from new Russian film, called Stalingrad (2013). It's decent. Doesn't exactly stay true to Russian and Soviet military movie traditions, but it's very visually impressive and a fun watch, with lots of excitement and even some feels. More Hollywoody than I'd like, but I watched it a few times.

Also, SABATON ******* RULES! I don't give a **** what anyone says, they have been one of my favourite bands for over 10 years now and nothing changes that.
User avatar #147 to #146 - meganinja (17 hours ago) [-]
Oh okay. Still a good song though.
#149 to #147 - nomadfourohthree (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh, it's a great song! I'd recommend you some more, but I sense you already know your stuff well enough. Carry on. \m/
User avatar #20 to #3 - boocraft (01/11/2016) [-]
Seeing them in a month, I'm so ******* hyped!
User avatar #41 to #20 - barakakaka (01/11/2016) [-]
They are really great up close.
User avatar #118 to #3 - haakonbacon (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh Joakim I was on a concert with them last year and he gave me a thumbs up
User avatar #48 to #3 - pyroteknyx (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm probably going to their open air festival in August. It actually starts on my birthday. Only acceptable reason to go to Sweden.
User avatar #70 to #48 - ploppin (01/11/2016) [-]
See ya there then m8.
User avatar #56 to #3 - TheVertigo (01/11/2016) [-]
Saw these guys at Peabody's in Cleveland, a few years ago. They have ******* exploded in popularity so quickly it makes my head spin.
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User avatar #43 to #38 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
Sabaton is the ******* best power metal band.
#73 to #43 - aerys (01/11/2016) [-]
Nah man, Blind Guardian is best.
Sabaton is second best though.
User avatar #75 to #73 - tenaciouslee (01/11/2016) [-]
Blind Guardian is breddy gud but Sabaton is still the best for me.

WW2 power metal.
#99 to #3 - stalkerexplain ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
They're quite a big thing in Poland. Mainly due to the "40:1" song.
User avatar #100 to #99 - shorea ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
lookimthere.jpg
somewhere there
#33 to #3 - navien ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Love there Paradox dlc.
#6 to #3 - alderus (01/11/2016) [-]
Only band I've seen more than 3 times in my life, **** yeah
User avatar #88 to #3 - GmCity ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Sabaton - Panzerkampf (Lyrics English & Deutsch)
User avatar #80 to #3 - SuperWeapons (01/11/2016) [-]
my friend is a nut for stuff like this so he showed me it, its quite good.
#117 to #3 - echsa (20 hours ago) [-]
best band
#49 to #3 - sparkskitsune ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
**** yeah.
#37 - osamacare (01/11/2016) [-]
this isn't cocaine shaggy
#17 - funnytime (01/11/2016) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I have over 500 confirmed kills. I am trained in farming noobs and I’m the top sniper in entire Finland armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Finland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in farming scrubs like you, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Finland Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

#noscopeguy1940
#79 to #17 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't forget that he also shot about 300 more russians with a machine gun inbetween snipering them.
#95 to #17 - kulamia (01/11/2016) [-]
I was anticipating "..entire arsenal of the Finnish Armed Force"
or
"entire arsenal of my Militia-issued Mosin-Nagant"

Not expecting Finland Marine Corps just made me laugh harder.
#27 to #17 - lollypopalopicus (01/11/2016) [-]
Congratulations. That meme had died slightly for me and you restored it to full health. And for that, I both thank you, and bestow an honorary meme life support technician degree.
#7 - fatwonderkid (01/11/2016) [-]
She wore gloves right?
User avatar #19 to #7 - eyelaughdahame (01/11/2016) [-]
No, the Syphilis is rotting her brain.
#59 to #19 - linearcircle (01/11/2016) [-]
That would explain a lot.
#1 - sideoffreedom (01/10/2016) [-]
Obligatory Sabaton- White Death recommendation
User avatar #119 to #1 - haakonbacon (20 hours ago) [-]
Or their entire "new" album Heroes, freakin' love it
#35 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
STORY TME

Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.

Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.

Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got ******* scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.

They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.
Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.

Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.

Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the ******* White Death, goddamn it.

Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...

...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.
#86 to #35 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
What I've heard it was a myth that he was in a tree that the russians believed. He was actually on the ground, and the russians were looking at tree tops, so it was easier for him to move around them.
#39 to #35 - jarlofwhiterun (01/11/2016) [-]
I actually met Häyhä before he died in my home town Hamina. I was around 5 yo I don't remember anything other than him sitting on the couch talking to my grandpa. Can't forget the ****** up cheek.
User avatar #151 to #39 - tsds (16 hours ago) [-]
That's pretty f'ing badass man.
#14 - kreekydoorS (01/11/2016) [-]
203th
User avatar #131 to #22 - dangler (19 hours ago) [-]
Not everyday you see Steven "The Stingray" Ray on the internet #clanga
#26 - lollypopalopicus (01/11/2016) [-]
I feel like I should point out Genghis Khan actually sent a second delegation after the first. Seriously, by the standards back then, he was pretty ******* patient.

Also, that must have been the greatest trip in the history of drugs.
User avatar #5 - PsychoBrains (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a good thing those guys didn't inject 5 marijuanas, that would've been deadly.
#64 - heartbleed ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>He wasn't a soldier before the war
Most people in WWII weren't soldiers until WWII so I don't see how that's surprising.
User avatar #134 to #64 - letrollzor (18 hours ago) [-]
Well most didn't get 500+ kills with no training either
#150 to #134 - nanglo (16 hours ago) [-]
Well, The USSR was only believing in the Zerg Rush strategy. So Stalin basically sent thousands soviet farmers in the cold taigas of Finland, without any equipment, training nor knowledge of the place. So you had thousands of little ivans sometimes not even used to harsh winters (russia is a pretty big place) lost in the middle of nowhere with no idea where to go or what to do.
It is said that 1/3 of the soviet soldiers in the Finnish front died of cold or starvation before even contributing to battle. Pic related, two soviets frozen to death in an improvized foxhole.

Häyhä had one order: shoot, every, ******* , head showing. It was just a never-ending round of free kill.
User avatar #58 - lipidregent (01/11/2016) [-]
Genghis ( ************* ) Khan did not **** around
#25 - seniorawesomesauce (01/11/2016) [-]
>Be the two best women's tennis players in the world
>want to prove women are just as good as men at tennis
>"Yeah we'll beat any man in tennis... As long as they're ranked 200th or higher."


Even if they had won, what would that have proven? "Congrats you beat the 200th+ worst man in tennis."
User avatar #103 to #25 - shorea ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
they do realise they don't stand a chance vs top tier man players, simply because of the rough speed and power.
I've read somewhere on that match and the guy said something about rotating a ball with a bit more speed, which is quite normal for man players, makes it almost impossible for woman to hit right.
User avatar #46 to #25 - thesinful (01/11/2016) [-]
Pretty sure it means 200th best. If you were being a smartass about that, I apologize.
#68 - pippymcbumlover ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Uh.. isn't Sabaton power metal?
User avatar #83 to #68 - SpankThePanda (01/11/2016) [-]
not totally, speed metal is a better description. Power metal will usually have keyboards and choir type stuff. It sounds more grandiose
User avatar #102 to #83 - pippymcbumlover ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
ehh a decent amount of sabaton's songs have "qhiorish " elements, like the final chorus of Carlous rex for an example. i can agree that alot of other bands have a heavier keyboard influence and stuff, hell i can even agree on alot of the "chior" themes of other bands since i myself am a wannabe Power metal vocalist.. but i personally think they still fit under the power metal category
User avatar #29 - abject (01/11/2016) [-]
If that Miley "fact" is true, it explains a lot.
User avatar #65 to #29 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
i heard that when i was a kid..my aunt was a HUGE billy fan. followed him around n **** . she told us that miley did that too
#18 - metalexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
>Sabaton
>Speed Metal
User avatar #82 to #18 - metalexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
Why the red thumbs? Am I wrong?
User avatar #101 to #82 - gadgetzan ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
No idea, you're right, they are not speed metal. They are power metal
#21 to #18 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
at least they didn't call Judas priest death metal
#23 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
I can't be the only one who thinks miley looks kinda cute in this picture, right?
guize
right?
User avatar #40 to #23 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
It's from this video Mike WiLL Made-It - 23 (Explicit) ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J
User avatar #54 to #23 - Tyranitar (01/11/2016) [-]
As gross as I find her, I'd still hit that.
#53 to #23 - apietotheface (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
I think she is actually a pretty good looking girl. Not a babe by any stretch of the imagination, but not ugly.

#36 to #23 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
photoshop, ***** .
#16 - atozadam (01/11/2016) [-]
>203th.

Okay.
User avatar #77 - fregos (01/11/2016) [-]
SABATON - Night Witches (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO) Sabaton is more power metal than speed metal, but great nonetheless.
#148 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Governor's FW Khan shows up.
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