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User avatar #11 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2014) [-]
Can I become a witch?

I'm down for opiates, DMT and a good dildoing any day
User avatar #13 to #11 - moshimoshi (01/24/2014) [-]
I had the flying salve recipe somewhere but I think it was on an older computer. There's a pretty small window between active dose and death, and you just rub it on the outside of the vagina/anus. Sticking it in... jesuscristthatshorrible.jpg

Lemme see if I can find it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - moshimoshi (01/24/2014) [-]
Stinking nightshade/black henbane
leaves of deadly nightshade
flowers or berries of deadly nightshade
datura seeds
mandrake root (I would skip this one, it's probably just poisonus)
crush the ingredients and mix them with hot animal fat.

Not sure about the proportions either but twice as much henbane as the other ingredients is a good bet. You dont have to rub it on your arse either, a pinch in the armpit should make you high as balls, and probably dead too.
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