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The more you know.

The less you want to.

Ire or conduct
them on dourness to to .
u I ther worlds, some of these people, who
are sometimes called
apothecary garden cared little for aesthetics,
focusing instead on
species that healed and intoxicated and occasionally poisoned.
Witches and sorcerers cultivated plants with the power to "cast
spells") our vocabulary, "psychoactive" plants. Their potion
recipes called for such things as datum, opium poppies, heallo-
donna, hashish, mushrooms (Amanita muscaria), and
the skins of toads (which can contain DMT, a powerful hallipino-
gm), These ingredients would be combined in a -
based "flying ointment" that the witches would then administer
using a special dildo. This was the "" by
which these women were said to Hang
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User avatar #1 - dabronydude (01/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
so witches would cover wooden dildos in ************ juice and masturbate?
history just got more interesting.
User avatar #11 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Can I become a witch?

I'm down for opiates, DMT and a good dildoing any day
User avatar #30 - thunderkrux (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So "witches and warlocks" were just ye olde crackheads?
#32 - icefried (01/24/2014) [-]
seriously though?
#9 - tittylovin (01/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#10 to #9 - jaevel ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
#33 - xtrim (01/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 - flashfire (01/24/2014) [-]
Quidditch just got a lot more intense...
#6 - hudge (01/24/2014) [-]
#35 - abdullahmag (01/24/2014) [-]
so when witches ride their broom they\re actually grinding their hairy giant dildo??
#27 - zafara (01/24/2014) [-]
And now I have to re-read a lot of my old history books.
And now I have to re-read a lot of my old history books.
#22 - Kirbyman ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Riding the broomstick just got a lot darker sexier.
#28 - uniowl ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
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#16 - butteryweiner (01/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Actually im about to go fap to that
#19 to #16 - nationalanthem (01/24/2014) [-]
lol like you even could..

inb4 reijsist
User avatar #15 - infinitereaper (01/24/2014) [-]
the good ol' days
#17 - becefalus (01/24/2014) [-]
Now we know how they clutch the broom
#12 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [-]
This is from "The Botany of Desire" by Michael Pollan
User avatar #8 - rashurkin (01/24/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the source?
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