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The last one though...

IN Fitch
While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with
spritzers of Fierce (the brand' s signature cologne)
buildings the walls, many locations aren' t, and the
employees are required to walk around at hour
intervals and liberally spray every product and
surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location
that got the best of both worlds, as we both had the
spritzers and were encouraged to go on
throughout the day, lest everyone' s nostrils not be
assaulted with the odor within a radius.
I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my
orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each
employee has a special allowance of , 500 to make
sure they can help the guests feet like their stay
would be memorable. There was a story about a guest
who lost his Roles: and asked the front desk if they
had seen it or one of the maids took it and
complained a lot. when the guest finally left, the guy
from the front desk went out and purchased the guest
a new Roles: and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The
guest was extra happy and is now returning to the
same property jittery year.
You don' t need to have a Sam' s Club
membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the
door person you are there to buy booze and
they won' t need to see your membership
card. You can also grab tit few of the free
food samples as you walk through the store,
if your conscience allows it.
The people who actually handle your packages are
more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you
packages says fragile or has special instructions.
Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so
much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on
it to make it fit in the trailer.
As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of
the clerks and carriers in my office handle
packages marked as fragile very carefully
because we are so concerned about keeping
customers. Plus they pay us well enough
that we actually do care about our jobs and
Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All
soups and pastas come in frozen bags,
reheated for the customer. Pastries and
breads come in "", bakers just slap
on some frosting/ fruit, and heat it up. It' s all
quality food, but with a good
Overnight cast member here. Please
leave your cremated loved ones at
home. Stop dumping them in Haunted
Mansion. They just get vacuumed up
and disposed of.
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#27 - I Am Monkey (08/16/2014) [-]
>Abercrombie and Fitch
>Abercrombie and Fitch
#7 - squidgy (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Everything about Abercrombie and Fitch just shrieks 'DOUCHEBAG'
#5 - tuchux (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**tuchux rolled image** Oh that FedEx one is more true than you'd believe occasionally I'll just throw/drop them for no reason what so ever.
User avatar #8 to #5 - castereleven (08/16/2014) [-]
So, you're an asshat?
#37 - homohominilupusest (08/16/2014) [-]
That must have been some cheap-ass "Rolex"
#49 - carrotpotato (08/16/2014) [-]
This seems awful lot like a camouflaged advertisement made by USPS
#42 - zomaru ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I work at Panera, feel free to ask me any questions.

-As far as this goes, it's slightly incorrect. Every Panera is serviced by a 'Fresh Dough' facility, which makes the dough for all the bread daily, and ships it directly to the store for the overnight baker to make in time for the morning rush. So all our bread really is fresh as possible.
-As one who unloads truck twice a week, I can guarantee the produce and meat on your sandwiches is pretty much the most high quality stuff possible. I have to go over the list and it also lists the prices and, let me tell you, our high prices are actualy legitimate, as highway robbery as they are,
-Pasta is all microwaved, unless you get there in the afternoon around 1-3 you can get a bag of mac that was warmed up in hot water slowly, and it taste so much ******* better, trust me. That popping sound you hear, that's the bags exploding in the microwave, every ******* one.
-All our soup comes in frozen, yes, but it's warmed up in a bath of water 200 F and we tend to throw out soup that's been up on line for too long.
#35 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
It's not just UPS any warehouse job is basically like this, like why the **** would i care for one package if i have to move 1,400 in a day?

Enjoy your broken microwave, faggots.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cumbersome (08/16/2014) [-]
Maybe because it's your god damned ******* job and that one customer payed just as much as anyone else? How pissed would you be if you sent your mom something and it shows up broken because someone wanted to go on their lunch break 1 minute early? Yeah, everyone else feels the same. If you take a job, you do it properly. If you dont want to do it properly, you get a different job. There is no excuse for anything less, because you signed the contract.
#2 - rabbitturd ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**rabbitturd rolled image** i like this
#10 - notyaoming ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Used to work at a bakery that supplied panera's in Delaware and southern new jersey.

They had nothing but low level mexican labor off the books, and health violations out the ass. Not to mention the lack of proper PPE for sanitary, or bread sorters. We were even forced to work through the first five minutes of a fire alarm because no one cared. So **** panera, I won't eat there after what I witnessed happen to their bread.
#64 - mastersaturday (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
>Going to stay at some fancy-ass hotel
>Business meeting, covered completely by work
>Decide I want to leave with a "souvenir"
>Go down to front desk
>"Excuse me, but I seem to have misplaced my Rolex watch. Could you check to see if room service took it by accident? Is there a lost and found of some sort here?"
>Think to myself, come on, such a high-end hotel, someone's gotta have lost one or something
>Go back to room
>Few hours later, maitre d' knocks on door
>"I'm sorry sir, we couldn't find your watch. Here is a new one, courtesy of the Ritz."
>"Oh my, thank you!"
>And that's how you get a free Rolex
#68 - MrDeadiron (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
No 			****		 Panara Bread is just microwaved crap, I don't get why so many idiots believe it to be different.
No **** Panara Bread is just microwaved crap, I don't get why so many idiots believe it to be different.
User avatar #71 to #69 - MrDeadiron (08/16/2014) [-]
Yea, because me naming people I know would make any impact on my statement, but to make you feel better here are some, Hitler, Stalin, Hannibal Lector, Satan, and Bob.
#33 - Rukioish (08/16/2014) [-]
****		 Panera and your lies.
**** Panera and your lies.
User avatar #17 - freedomreturns (08/16/2014) [-]
Amazon handles your **** pretty well, they give constant lecture about how much customers are important.
User avatar #11 - fistings (08/16/2014) [+] (21 replies)
I worked for UPS for a few months as a "package handler", and I can vouch for the fedex entry. I was paid poorly, worked my balls off (I lost 30 pounds in a month there) and I actually started to lose money by working there. we are told to try and put the "this side up" arrows pointing up, but I couldn't give a **** less and I would throw boxes, kick them, drop the heavy ones (especially if they say "fragile" because you are an asshole if you have a 'fragile' 50 pound box) and I would destroy a lot of boxes just to get the 'quota' for a fully loaded trailer (1000 or more packages)
User avatar #19 to #11 - loctos (08/16/2014) [-]
How were you losing money?
User avatar #6 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I work at Hollister Co. which is owned by Abercrombie and Fitch. We also ********* our stores with too much cologne. We actually receive separate and larger bottles to spray down each room.
#1 - Ilubeitup (08/15/2014) [-]
See you on the front page!
User avatar #23 - beefs (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Probably worth noting that any package clearly labelled as medical waste or something important but disgusting stool samples, livestock semen etc will always be treated delicately by the workers. No one wants to catch some weird disease or wind up covered in crap at work. They hate you, not themselves. Ok, maybe themselves too, but they're still not going to risk it.
User avatar #15 - hazmathank (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh i want more of this
User avatar #30 - imcharlie (08/16/2014) [-]
I can confirm the Panera one. It is glorified fast food.
User avatar #16 - thathorse (08/16/2014) [-]
You know I believe the FedEX one. I work at a DC and in order to fill up a truck I wedge boxes into any space that can accommodate it. Although when you're palatalizing the boxes it's a bit different but they still get pretty jacked up when they come down the chutes only to have a "light" 60+ pound box fragile box come down and obliterate it. It's great when a fragile box comes down only to get ****** up by an even heavier fragile box, and then we have to clean up the mess while your lane fills back up Sarcasm
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