The irony... Get it?. When I said I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at me... New one' s laughing now laugh me Comedian meme funny wow
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - biebergotswag
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that means that he is a ****** comedain
#10 to #3 - reactderp
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Man, how many comments like these are you going to post? Cmon now, you're not trolling anyone with these, you're not annoying anyone, it's so obvious you're "trolling" that everybody just ignores you. But for some reason you just keep doing this? It's kind of sad now, don't you have anything better to do? Just thought i'd spare you some time.

Cheers
#80 to #10 - anon id: 07b64e00
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"it's so obvious you're "trolling" that everybody just ignores you."

Yeah, ok. He has 11 replies, and you yourself took the time to write a lengthy reply. You reply, you thumb, he is getting what he wants. That's why he keeps doing it.
#139 to #80 - reactderp
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Took my time? please. that **** took like a minute, and i didnt thumb anyone or anything.
#11 to #3 - serhiy
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im slowly getting more and more worn out posting these, but you are getting less and less attention so i guess its working
User avatar #116 to #3 - puut
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Huh? I still don't understand. Can you help us jokexplain ?
#4 to #3 - rumbata
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are you happy with all the atention you're getting?
#56 to #3 - imgood
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Can we all come to appreciate the "?" and that this ***** got 0 thumbs?

Good work faggots!
User avatar #94 to #3 - kotetsulovesfj
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I have this guy under hide all. I don't even know why. I get so curious and click to see his comment. every. damn. time.
#163 to #3 - farraman
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I genuinely agree that he is one of the ********* comedians alive.
#6 to #3 - funnyisme
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WHY ARE YOU NOT BANNED YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #69 to #6 - Darianvincent
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Because admin was ******* stupid and removed being able to ban people if they got enough reds.
User avatar #35 to #6 - skilletpanhead
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Sadly, he hasn't done anything ban-worthy.
Let's just wait until he does something stupid like post gore.

I think that's how iviagic got banned.
User avatar #150 to #35 - twi
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no, they spammed during one of addys parties
User avatar #170 to #150 - skilletpanhead
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Really? I didn't know spam was bannable at the parties.
User avatar #79 to #3 - falloutization
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"Everyone ignore this guy keep him at 0 dont give him any attention"
and yet you all keep responding?
User avatar #5 to #3 - tiles
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(Perpetuation response that gets you attention and gets me thumbs)
User avatar #32 to #5 - chezburgadominator
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Dear Admin, today I learned a new word.
User avatar #15 to #5 - andiminius
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Yeah, seems about right.
User avatar #132 to #5 - pappathethird
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Thank you. ******* finally
#168 to #5 - jizzonmypants
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1. any form of dadaism text or image on fj
2. ???
3. PROFIT!
#39 to #5 - douchebuttt
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#1 - studbeefpile
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#144 to #1 - anon id: e9b94e8a
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**anonymous rolled image**
#7 - Jameshaich
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I think he's alright...
User avatar #99 to #7 - theodordronen
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I just don't like his stage persona or overly intense delivery. But hey, I like plenty of comedians that my friends hate. People like different stuff
#85 to #7 - mrmamric
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I honestly think it's because he had a pretty good joke making fun of athiests and the neckbeards just rage at him.
User avatar #135 to #85 - wtfduud
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The only remotely comedic part of that was "Print the bible on him".
#157 to #135 - swagloon
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Oh man I forgot about that.
Oh man I forgot about that.
#96 to #85 - migueldecervantes
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Do you mean his "God bless you" joke?
#119 to #96 - mrmamric
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I do.
#171 to #119 - migueldecervantes
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It is not a good joke.
#186 to #171 - mrmamric
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Well damn, I guess I was wrong. And all this time I really thought it made me laugh.
#187 to #186 - migueldecervantes
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A retard laughing at something does not make that something funny.
#188 to #187 - mrmamric
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Yeah, it actually does. It may not be funny to you, but it's still funny to the retard. And stop thumbing down my posts just because you don't like something I like. It looks pathetic.
#189 to #188 - migueldecervantes
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Sorry, I was mistaken. I am a little tired today.

My previous comment should have read:

A retard laughing at a joke does not make that joke good.
#190 to #189 - mrmamric
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Just let other people have their preferences without getting worked up about it and going to such lengths as actually pressing the reply button and calling people on the internet retards.   
   
Who calls people names on the internet, honestly?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Just let other people have their preferences without getting worked up about it and going to such lengths as actually pressing the reply button and calling people on the internet retards.

Who calls people names on the internet, honestly?
#191 to #190 - migueldecervantes
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

You know that this is a philosophical cop-out, right?
#192 to #191 - mrmamric
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What do you want me to do, ask every ******* person on the globe if Dane Cook is funny and tabulate all their responses so we can get a majority vote to finally and once-and-for-all see if Dane Cook's one joke about Bibles and trees is funny or not?

Becuase I don't want to do that and a "philosophical cop-out" is what you use when you are talking about the philosophy of emotion. Unless you've got a better idea of how we can settle this, I'm going to stick with my guns and still like Dane Cook's joke because it makes my funny parts vibrate.
#193 to #192 - migueldecervantes
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My thesis is simple: you are a retard.

This thesis is supported by the fact that you like the Dane Cook joke.

It's ironic that you tell me not get worked up when you are the one getting worked up for no reason. Just calm down and try to enjoy the good things in life.

If you want some good humor, let me suggest you my novel Don Quixote. It is recognized as one of the greatest novels of all time... Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot; beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
#194 to #193 - mrmamric
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Damn it, you actually got me. I totally let my guard down got absolutely trolled on April Fools. I can't believe I fell for that. +1 for you, man. I've been anally all day and you still got me. Lol.
Damn it, you actually got me. I totally let my guard down got absolutely trolled on April Fools. I can't believe I fell for that. +1 for you, man. I've been anally all day and you still got me. Lol.
#195 to #194 - migueldecervantes
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Have a good day.
#196 to #195 - mrmamric
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You too, my man. That comment made me feel right at r/justneckbeardthings and I loved it.   
   
Have my favorite gif:
You too, my man. That comment made me feel right at r/justneckbeardthings and I loved it.

Have my favorite gif:
User avatar #110 to #96 - kazene
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Si, 'tis the joke mrmamric was referring to.
#49 to #7 - aerosol
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I agree. His delivery is actually pretty great. His material could use some work though.
User avatar #63 to #7 - demigodofmadness
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He used to be looked at as a great comedian. He was at the top of the top. And then he got accused of stealing jokes and it suddenly became cool to hate Dane Cook.

I still like him.
#72 to #63 - kez
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What do you mean accused?

He does steal jokes...

The one on this picture for example is a bob monkhouse joke. Its stolen
User avatar #126 to #63 - yojo
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This is the first time i've heard of him stealing jokes. The reason I don't like him is because he just moves around a lot and makes noises then laughs at his own jokes. I feel like he has the comedic value of a mediocre sitcom.
#21 - kanaka
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Do you wanna do a B&E?
#164 to #21 - thebiggestfail
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Really, his last truly good material.
User avatar #31 to #21 - SteyrAUG
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No... I just want to kick down a door.
#8 - lilRican
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Is it bad that I like the nickleback of comedians?
User avatar #28 to #8 - ohhh
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Yes.
User avatar #16 to #8 - dovahkiinsteve
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I like the Nickelback of music, but apparently yes.
#33 to #8 - froggets
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I still think Daniel Tosh is probably THE worst comedian out there who is considered to be a pro-act, Dane Cook is defiantly overrated, but he does have some acts that are quite funny.
#34 to #33 - skilletpanhead
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I like Tosh, but I definitely see where you're coming from. He's pretty ******* pretentious.
User avatar #36 to #34 - froggets
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Hey, I don't blame you, we all have our different tastes, so what if you like a comedian most people don't like? I don't give much of a ****, I do however mind people who say "yeah I love them" and then when people bash them, they just jump on the bandwagon because they don't want to recognized as a fan of that thing.
be proud, you're standing up for what you believe in man!
User avatar #38 to #36 - skilletpanhead
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Yeah, that seriously gets on my tits. There's nothing wrong with liking things. It's what makes us humans.
User avatar #40 to #38 - froggets
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nah, there is something wrong about wanting to **** or just **** babies, under age kids and animal abusing........... but that is just me always taking out the extreme in everything to prove that there is always that tiny bit of evil in the world
User avatar #41 to #40 - skilletpanhead
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Yeah. In my eyes, if it doesn't hurt yourself, anyone else, or anyone's property, it's cool.
User avatar #43 to #41 - froggets
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Agreed, cheers to that, Good night, good talk buddy
User avatar #44 to #43 - skilletpanhead
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Thank you for the most intelligent talk (without argument) I've ever had one here. Cheers, mate. You have a good week.
#48 to #33 - ShadowsDemon
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Yeah, the way his comedy is, he became a guilty pleasure for me. He's one of my favorites, but...Yeah.
Yeah, the way his comedy is, he became a guilty pleasure for me. He's one of my favorites, but...Yeah.
User avatar #112 to #48 - kazene
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Idk who the hell thumbed you down. Keep up with your opinions.
User avatar #71 to #33 - badgerclan
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Dane Cook is overrated? Outside of some of the comments in this comment section right now I have literally never seen anybody say a single good thing about him.
User avatar #111 to #71 - kazene
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Dane Cook is a fantastic comedian imo and I honestly don't see why he gets all the hate. Now you have seen something good
User avatar #51 to #33 - aerosol
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Just out of curiosity, who do you consider to be a pro-act?
User avatar #145 to #51 - froggets
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Someone who does his own live shows and makes standup DVD, and just basicly has a well known name in the comedy-genre
#18 - jnovuse
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I actually like Dane Cook and I loved Employee of the Month!!
User avatar #30 to #18 - ashee
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I loved that movie too!!
#165 to #18 - thebiggestfail
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See, Harmful If Swallowed and Retaliation are both PHENOMENAL comedy albums. Everything went to **** after that though.
#26 to #18 - dinocaster
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I like his movies.
User avatar #19 - trogdorrules
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At least he understands he isn't funny. Unlike some other "comedians". I'm looking at you, Carlos Mencia
User avatar #67 to #19 - bitey
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Go easy on him man, he's got no dick
User avatar #52 - kushcopter
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Eh, don't hate Dane but not a fan. Not that anyone asked but my top 10 in no order.
Mike Birbiglia
Bo Burnham
Daniel Tosh
Aziz Ansari
John Mulaney
Anthony Jeselnik
Tommy Johnagin
Louis C.K.
Hannibal Buress
Jim Gaffigan
User avatar #59 to #52 - paradoxofnight
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Jim gaffigan is my favorite.
#68 to #59 - anon id: ff450489
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Watched both of his specials on Netflix like 5 times each
User avatar #60 to #52 - exclamation
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I have a top five, because everything after it is too ambiguous
Dave Chappelle
Katt Williams
Gabriel Iglesias
Louis C.K.
Gilbert Gottfried
User avatar #61 to #60 - exclamation
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NOTABLE MENTIONS:
Mike Birbiglia
Louis Black
Larry "the Cable Guy"
User avatar #62 to #61 - cartrman
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1)George Carlin
2)Chris Rock
3)Louis CK
4)Lewis Black
5)Eddie Izzard
6)Russel Peters
7)Jerry Seinfeld
8)Dave Chappelle
9)Jimmy Carr
10)Larry the cable guy
User avatar #180 to #62 - kushcopter
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Chris gets annoying to me. Lewis is very political, Russel is funny but talks about race a lot, Jerry's funny but his voice bothers me. Jimmy is great just haven't heard a lot from him, and Larry can be too stupid at times.
User avatar #64 to #62 - exclamation
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Ah, dammit. I didn't even think about Seinfeld or Chris Rock.
User avatar #66 to #52 - superbraziliantaco
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I'm surprised Kevin Hart isn't on that, he's personally one of my favorites. But I guess everyone has different tastes, not judging
User avatar #77 to #52 - mkgt
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Top four:
Daniel Tosh
Dane Cook
Kevin Hart
Chris Rock
User avatar #93 to #52 - professorbob
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Robin Williams
Russel Peters
Jeff Dunham (come at me)
Dave Chappelle
Bill Engvall
#147 to #93 - thebaseballexpert
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>Bill Engvall

Mah *****! I saw him in Vegas a few years ago. Funny guy, Top 5 comedian
User avatar #120 to #52 - OMGCAA
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No Bill Burr? ...
User avatar #173 to #120 - kushcopter
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I like Bill just couldn't put him up there.
User avatar #146 to #52 - thebaseballexpert
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You missed Norm Mcdonald
User avatar #156 to #52 - GiantPedobear
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Jim Jefferies?
User avatar #54 to #52 - dafuqmang
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Maz Jobrani
Chris De'Elia
Jimmy Carr
Bryan Callen

These men are worth a thing
#81 to #52 - asurasxnight
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dave chappelle
kevin hart
eddie griffin
User avatar #177 to #81 - kushcopter
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I like all of them but Kevin can get annoying, Eddie becomes to "preach-y" and Dave, well I haven't heard a lot of Dave stand up.
User avatar #84 to #52 - imalex
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you mustve forgotten russell howard and gabriel iglesias
User avatar #175 to #84 - kushcopter
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Gabriel repeats bits to crowds and makes the same types of jokes. His funny but i'm not a real fan.
User avatar #179 to #175 - imalex
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nah he's funny af

go watch his newest special and the one before that one
User avatar #182 to #179 - kushcopter
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I've seen a lot of his stuff and I do laugh. But I get sick of fat jokes and race jokes. But I respect your opinion.
User avatar #183 to #182 - imalex
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kk respect yours to

and he is not making alt of fat jokes anymore since hes almost skinny now ahha
User avatar #113 to #52 - kazene
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Ever heard of Dan Cummins? He's similar to John Mulaney. Very good delivery with his jokes. Also, Christopher Titus My all time favorite and imo the best comedian out there. Learned alot from watching his shows, the dude knows how to deliver dark comedy is pretty damn good too.
User avatar #184 to #113 - kushcopter
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Oh **** I didn't even see Titus there. Love him.
User avatar #198 to #184 - kazene
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Brilliant haha. I kept scrolling through comments and couldnt find anyone that named Christopher or Dan. Glad to see someone else who enjoys their comedy.
User avatar #199 to #198 - kushcopter
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Yea, I just forgot them. Me and my brother both love comedy, so when ever we are together we just quote it and people around us ask what were talking about. Dan and Chris should both get a lot more attention dudes are hilarious. Christian Finnegan and Wyatt Cenac are great too. Surprisingly so is the guy that used to host the show cash cab Ben Bailey. I love stand up and I think it's extremely under appreciated.
User avatar #200 to #199 - kazene
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Same here, man. I actually got hooked on stand up comedy because of Comedy Central but they rarely play anything except specials nowadays. Hell, I'd give anything to see Premium Blend again. And Ben Bailey and Christian Finnegan are among my favorites, as well as Steve Byrne and Jon Reep. Love all those guys. I actually have a Pandora station set up to listen to comedy when I'm at work and they play all the time. Brilliant comedians, all of 'em.
User avatar #201 to #200 - kushcopter
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I have a Pandora station of a lot of these guys plus more, it's great.
User avatar #202 to #201 - kazene
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Thank God for Pandora lol. Helps out alot when at work.
User avatar #203 to #202 - kushcopter
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Totally.
User avatar #174 to #113 - kushcopter
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Of course, I love Dan. Crazy with a capital F is great honestly just forgot about him.
#58 to #52 - thecharliesheen
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Hannibal Buress is my *****
User avatar #178 to #58 - kushcopter
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Love Hannibal. My favorite black comedian. Mainly because he doesn't just say stuff about black people.
User avatar #75 to #52 - mrgoodlove
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You accidentally typed aziz ansari
#78 to #75 - catburglarpenis
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Comment Picture
User avatar #181 to #75 - kushcopter
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Can I ask why your'e not a fan?
User avatar #176 to #75 - kushcopter
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Well I did happen to say my PERSONAL favorites. Aziz is clever to me and I love a lot of his old stuff.
User avatar #92 - Crusader
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It's because he doesn't really tell jokes, he tells stories.

A joke would be something like "There aren't many great jewish athletes. You're not likely to here 'REBOUND, RABINOWITZ'" or "I gotta tell you, not everything is proportional. I'm tall, I got big hands, big feet . . . But I got a tiny ass belly button"

Whereas Dane Cook tells stories like "I always wanted to commit a B&E. So I got my friend, ran up to an empty house, kicked the door in, and was so amped up, I stepped inside, turned to my left and kicked the closet door in . . . I then realized I was standing in someone else's house, didn't know what to take, had no where to sell it, and then it hit me. I didn't want to commit a B&E, I wanted to kick a door in"
User avatar #115 to #92 - lobselvith
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Dane Cook- Drowning & Fire

He does tell jokes. They're just really, really bad.
#95 - afroadam
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he has his moments of being funny
he has his moments of being funny