The gay avenger. Saw it in my feed, thought it might give a few a laugh. If you've seen it before, congratulations you spend more time on the internet than me.. the Gay avenger
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The gay avenger

The gay avenger. Saw it in my feed, thought it might give a few a laugh. If you've seen it before, congratulations you spend more time on the internet than me..

Saw it in my feed, thought it might give a few a laugh. If you've seen it before, congratulations you spend more time on the internet than me.

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I What gay men give to the world. .
lathe second one.
literals this one gay club we to that mushy has a problem of straight
guys going thereto dance with. girds.' I guess these guys don' t
understand that gins can also be gay, because they assume that any
girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So ens night lures out on the dance fugiat, and I see this guy. He' s like
anner amidst. at least. all ,. muscle shin. looters toned like a
And he' s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous
loop, looking at the crowd like a predator. and it' s creeping me the their
We creeping me out enough that I don' t immediately realise what' s going
on nearby- Same girl has attracted one of the Assholes. who has
proceeded he begin grinding as her. She' s pushing him away, telling him
to get lost. He' s pulling that whole. 'come on don' t be a bitch" spiel.
and generally just ptth getting the message.
BAH. , the pressing guy sweeps in like some st: -it of Gay
Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the
Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a
hmk machine. Asshole completely flips his **** , like how DARE another
man try to dance with him. at a GAY starts spitting curses, and
tears ass chime dance Mer and out empties sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger tums back to the girl, inclines his head in an ‘are you
okay?" sort . She suds. and he retools to his previous position
of circling the dance floor, locking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a
regular there.
my sag.
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Submitted: 07/27/2014
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#2 - worldatarms (07/27/2014) [+] (14 replies)
This is it, fj.   
We have finally hit a new level of douchiness.
This is it, fj.
We have finally hit a new level of douchiness.
User avatar #3 to #2 - demented ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm confused as to how cock-blocking a complete dickhole is a douchy thing to do. If the gay girl isn't interested in some bar-hopping dbag while she's in a gay bar I think maybe he deserves it
#5 - chaddavies (07/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I think your gay avenger might have to compete with the original gay avenger c'mon just look at that hair and tell me he isn't gay Its beautiful

pic definitely related
#15 - Common Pepe (07/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The gay avenger guy needs to just **** off and stop being a god damn cock block.
User avatar #19 to #15 - killmoves (07/27/2014) [-]
You can't block a cock that's already been blocked.
#24 - volksunion (07/27/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I still dont like faggots
User avatar #27 to #24 - nudybooty (07/27/2014) [-]
Here on fj we will mock you for being gay but deep down inside is where we want you we love you. One day you will build up the courage to come forth.
#61 - kaboomz (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>straight guys going to gay clubs expecting to get pussy
User avatar #16 - thenotsobaldeagle (07/27/2014) [-]
The only Avenger who didn't join the team for the sole purpose of admiring Black Widow's shapely bum.
User avatar #29 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
How exactly is this post supposed to make me like gay people ? It just raises so many questions, Like why would you go dance on a dance floor if you didn't want to dance ? Also why does a guy looking for a girl on the dance floor make him a predator when studies have shown conclusively that 98.9% of the time women expect men to make the first move ? but if the guy who makes the move isn't the right guy then he is a predator and a creep ?

Like ladies if you want less undesirable men approaching you why don't make the first move on then guy's you are actually interested in instead of playing stupid mind games ?
User avatar #30 to #29 - Zeigh (07/27/2014) [-]
Because they're at a gay bar
Where girls want to dance with girls and guys want to dance with guys.
User avatar #57 - charagrin (07/27/2014) [-]
He may not save dat ass, but he will damn sure avenge it.
#17 - Common Pepe (07/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I am starting to hate gays more and more..
User avatar #18 to #17 - howunexpected (07/27/2014) [-]
Thank you
We hate you too
#86 - lazaman (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Going to bars
>Expecting not to be dance raped
It's a bar, everyone is all boozed up and horny.
User avatar #87 to #86 - somethingpants (07/28/2014) [-]
It's mainly that even after she told him to leave, he just told her to stop being a bitch and kept going. Also, she was probably a lesbian and didn't want a guy grinding on her, just like the straight guy didn't want another guy grinding on him. Also, hypocrite being offended by people grinding on them without permission after grinding on someone without permission.
User avatar #69 - drtortuga (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It always annoys me when they highlight the text in these things. Like we won't be able to figure out the key points for ourselves.
User avatar #34 - beatmasterz (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - Common Pepe (07/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why the hell do straight girls go to gay clubs in the first place?
User avatar #11 to #10 - insertsfunnyname (07/27/2014) [-]
With gay friends, so they're not alone.
#95 - megayoming (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The predator should of been gang rapped on the spot.

Gay avenger is the real hero.
#20 - tkfishandchips (07/27/2014) [-]
We have gay bars in our state that will straight-bash straight people. Just because they are straight. Even if they are regulars.
#100 - dachief (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - Common Pepe (07/28/2014) [-]
#80 - Common Pepe (07/28/2014) [-]
>oppressed girl on dance floor is so moved she buys Avenger a drink
>they talk and dance and drink heavily
>her condo smells of cats but
>after 3 days of awkward yet intense sex they part to never speak again
>she dies one year later of AIDS
>her sister who really does not care for gays scores a great condo
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