The game. . WHEN THIS MEIR IS LOCKED. "babe im sorry can i come back inside?" doorknob retracts The game WHEN THIS MEIR IS LOCKED "babe im sorry can i come back inside?" doorknob retracts
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - feffog
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(03/16/2014) [-]
"babe im sorry can i come back inside?"

*doorknob retracts*
#12 to #7 - carbohydrates
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#13 to #12 - zhank
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(03/16/2014) [-]
And now we just wait for another to add more details...
#14 to #13 - kinggucciswagman
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(03/16/2014) [-]
I tried.
#15 to #14 - regularorange
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(03/16/2014) [-]
I added some more details
#17 to #15 - newprinny
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Me too, dood.
User avatar #20 to #14 - mankey
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Totalbiscuit is a meme?
#49 to #20 - megatheman
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(03/16/2014) [-]
always and forever.
always and forever.
#92 to #49 - daxeboo
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#94 to #92 - crazyhindu
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#16 - flybager
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(03/16/2014) [-]
"Disappears"

=/= retracts
#34 to #16 - anon id: 3201d538
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(03/16/2014) [-]
o wow u is much more smarterer than le rest of le us xdDDD u is so smrt
User avatar #42 to #34 - anikinskywalker
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Wow, look how brave this guy is! I wish I could build up the courage to upset someone anonymously...
#22 - mytwocents
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(03/16/2014) [-]
mfw i realized i want to put a penny into the slot.
mfw i realized i want to put a penny into the slot.
#33 to #22 - anon id: 5bad379f
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Bring a roll , that looks like a hotel door .
User avatar #76 to #22 - MysticTomatoe
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Introducing the iDoornob
#102 to #22 - steammadewalrus
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(03/16/2014) [-]
But then you lose one of your two cents.
But then you lose one of your two cents.
#30 - bensho
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Same thing happens on the Tesla Model S.
User avatar #54 to #30 - kaitora
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But it's smart access so the door is still locked when it pops out, and unlocks when you touch the thing behind it, with the key in your pocket.
User avatar #65 to #54 - bensho
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All I know is that I sat in one, and when you lock the door using the ~15-inch touch-screen display the door handles recede into the side of the car. Also, there is no 'thing behind it.' It's touch-sensitive.
User avatar #68 to #65 - kaitora
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There is a touch sensor behind it. How do you think it works? Magic?
#71 to #68 - bensho
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"Thing" implies button. It's smooth to the touch, like the power 'button' on the Xbox One.
User avatar #72 to #71 - kaitora
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Under the surface, it's still a thing that exists.
User avatar #73 to #72 - bensho
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You exist.
User avatar #74 to #73 - bensho
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Under the surface, I mean.
User avatar #4 - onigirigiri
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(03/16/2014) [-]
parents will always know when you are fapping
#38 to #4 - skunkmilk
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And there is nothing they can do about it!
#56 to #4 - RedHulk
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**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Ira Gamagoori is the best devas. ** I want them to know..
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Ira Gamagoori is the best devas. ** I want them to know..
#26 to #4 - firuswolf
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(03/16/2014) [-]
And if the doorknob is always retracted?
#39 - perdurabo
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(03/16/2014) [-]
* no one enters anyway
* no one enters anyway
#43 to #39 - ximik
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(03/16/2014) [-]
No one would be able to.
#44 to #43 - perdurabo
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(03/16/2014) [-]
SWAT forces   
Godzilla   
That uruk hai with the explosive stick
SWAT forces
Godzilla
That uruk hai with the explosive stick
#46 to #44 - hashtronaut
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(03/16/2014) [-]
i'm stealing this gif. just letting you know.   
   
thanks. have this.
i'm stealing this gif. just letting you know.

thanks. have this.
User avatar #66 - thewalruss
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(03/16/2014) [-]
How do you open it?
User avatar #70 to #66 - whichever
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(03/16/2014) [-]
unlock it
User avatar #69 - xmonke
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What is the purpose?
User avatar #77 to #69 - tarekmig
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Oh I dunno maybe to lock doors you ******* dumb ****?
#80 to #77 - xmonke
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(03/16/2014) [-]
We already have that.
User avatar #82 to #80 - tarekmig
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Try to shove it up your ass, see if it lock it too.
#83 to #82 - xmonke
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(03/16/2014) [-]
It did not.
User avatar #86 to #83 - tranquilizer
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(03/16/2014) [-]
#1 comeback
User avatar #100 to #86 - nibbero
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User avatar #85 to #69 - Marker
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who cares? It's cool
#81 - songemot
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Wouldn't that make it slightly easier to kick though?
User avatar #87 to #81 - ragingbrony
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(03/16/2014) [-]
How does the presence of a knob effect the difficulty of kicking?
User avatar #98 to #87 - breadlen
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(03/16/2014) [-]
because when you want to kick in a door, you kick as close to the doorknob as you can. if you could kick the actual ******* knob, you could exert the most force
#99 to #98 - omgheythere
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Actually, you want to kick as close as you can at the latch, not the doorknob. So right underneath the doorknob is perfect. Your goal is to bust through the door frame. I'm trained in force-able entry
User avatar #101 to #99 - breadlen
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(03/16/2014) [-]
thank you for the correction fellow funnyjunker. my mistake.
#96 to #87 - mrpavelowgrimm
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Your colors give me a stone hard erection.
User avatar #19 - totallybraindeadz
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Was gonna say something crappy like "but will it work with these doors" and post up a picture of those new 2 part swinging doors that someone recently came up with, but I didn't have the picture, so put "weird doors" into Google and got this as my second result cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2007/11/door01.jpg ... I no longer felt like finding that picture...
User avatar #36 to #19 - persolus
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(03/16/2014) [-]
why'd you link a picture of your moms vagina
#32 to #19 - telmerthisisasix
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(03/16/2014) [-]
What.
#37 to #19 - teegoogilycoffeeme
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(03/16/2014) [-]
My God...   
It's... it's beautiful
My God...
It's... it's beautiful
User avatar #23 to #19 - derpwolf
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(03/16/2014) [-]
I regret following this link immensely.
User avatar #24 to #23 - totallybraindeadz
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(03/16/2014) [-]
You think you've got troubles. You clicked a link on funnyjunk, you knew what you were in for, I was just looking for a damned picture of a door
User avatar #27 to #23 - oxymoronking
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(03/16/2014) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #28 to #27 - aldothenazi
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(03/16/2014) [-]
A pussy supposedly being a door.. not that bad tbh.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aldothenazi
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(03/16/2014) [-]
Fake, big one, I mean.
#31 to #19 - chimpaflimp
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