The future is looking good. Or you know.... skype.. That seems a little cruel. I mean, if you have ever tried to talk with a dog over speakerphone (off at college, wanted the dog to hear your voice and vice versa The future is looking good Or you know skype That seems a little cruel I mean if have ever tried to talk with dog over speakerphone (off at college wanted the hear your voice and vice versa
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - chuckstein
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(02/23/2014) [-]
That seems a little cruel.
I mean, if you have ever tried to talk with a dog over speakerphone (off at college, wanted the dog to hear your voice and vice versa) you know it only makes them upset and makes them search around the house to find you.
User avatar #104 to #2 - doublepostman
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That seems a little cruel.
I mean, if you have ever tried to talk with a dog over speakerphone (off at college, wanted the dog to hear your voice and vice versa) you know it only makes them upset and makes them search around the house to find you.
User avatar #107 to #104 - triplepostman
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(02/23/2014) [-]
That seems a little cruel.
I mean, if you have ever tried to talk with a dog over speakerphone (off at college, wanted the dog to hear your voice and vice versa) you know it only makes them upset and makes them search around the house to find you.
User avatar #33 to #2 - jokexplain
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(02/23/2014) [-]
oh.
let me delete that amazon order real quick..
#64 to #2 - diegotan
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Hey, nice avatar! I don't know many people who play ODST!
Hey, nice avatar! I don't know many people who play ODST!
User avatar #98 to #64 - chuckstein
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(02/23/2014) [-]
ODST made me actually care about the characters.
When Cortana died, I honestly didn't feel anything. I didn't care too much.
User avatar #67 to #64 - internetscaresme
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(02/23/2014) [-]
ODST is hated alot by halo players, but in my opinion, it's the best one in the series(campaign-wise of course).
User avatar #12 to #2 - skaffanl
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(02/23/2014) [-]
But with that thing the dog doesn't only hear you but also sees you right? And whenever the dog starts searching the house couldn't you just give him a treat?
User avatar #47 to #12 - celaeneo
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(02/23/2014) [-]
It's not that they can't see you that makes them confused, it's that they can't smell you. It actually sucks, because they get really upset.
#3 to #2 - irishlawyer
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(02/23/2014) [-]
At first, maybe.
But after a while, they'll learn.
Yes I know that sounds cruel but isn't training dogs in any way cruel in the first place?
#1 - mankey
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#16 - gayboard
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*Turns on pet cam*   
   
But you don't see the sight of your home.. no.   
   
You you the dragged entrails of your companion spattered across the kitchen floor as when whimpers and tries to crawl to you to get comfort in his last dying moment. You see your children battered and bloody in a corner starting at you, crying. Two unfamiliar legs, black boots and jeans stained with still fresh blood walk onto the scene. You see it grab your child, a loud shriek can be heard and blood pouring onto the floor as the lifeless body thumps onto the floor. It kneels down, you can see it's mangled claws and dark complexion barely through the blood-stained camera.    
   
"You're next." It cries to you. You rush home, nauseous and sobbing uncontrollably. You smash open the door, grab the closest thing you can find to use as a weapon. You run into the kitchen, not to find the horror that you witnessed on screen, but a spotless kitchen.   
   
You hear the door lock behind you.
*Turns on pet cam*

But you don't see the sight of your home.. no.

You you the dragged entrails of your companion spattered across the kitchen floor as when whimpers and tries to crawl to you to get comfort in his last dying moment. You see your children battered and bloody in a corner starting at you, crying. Two unfamiliar legs, black boots and jeans stained with still fresh blood walk onto the scene. You see it grab your child, a loud shriek can be heard and blood pouring onto the floor as the lifeless body thumps onto the floor. It kneels down, you can see it's mangled claws and dark complexion barely through the blood-stained camera.

"You're next." It cries to you. You rush home, nauseous and sobbing uncontrollably. You smash open the door, grab the closest thing you can find to use as a weapon. You run into the kitchen, not to find the horror that you witnessed on screen, but a spotless kitchen.

You hear the door lock behind you.
User avatar #23 to #16 - ragdollomg
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(02/23/2014) [-]
you can't scare me with your petty cries to make people paranoid, for it is not night..... for me at least
#46 to #16 - anon id: 51c747ca
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(02/23/2014) [-]
it is obviously halloween then.
User avatar #54 to #16 - gigamuffin
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(02/23/2014) [-]
You need to check into your local insane asylum.
User avatar #73 to #16 - deliciousdee
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I give you a hamburger
User avatar #89 to #16 - finntastic
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(02/23/2014) [-]
You should write one and upload it as content. I would thumb the **** out of that for you.
User avatar #108 to #16 - dujuhuh
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I didn't know that someone named gayboard would have such morbid thoughts.
User avatar #109 to #108 - gayboard
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I have a liking for horror, it's a shame all the good stuff is masked by bad movie sequels and morons of writers.
User avatar #117 to #16 - mephistesulfurion
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(02/26/2014) [-]
> Closest object.
> Masked Murderer found dead, Beaten to death with Dragon Dildo.
#37 to #16 - danilawleit
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(02/23/2014) [-]
10/10 would read again
10/10 would read again
#38 to #37 - gayboard
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(02/23/2014) [-]
thank you I promise next one to be even more spoopy
thank you I promise next one to be even more spoopy
User avatar #119 to #38 - dogfoodtaco
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(01/19/2015) [-]
Still waiting for another.
User avatar #59 to #38 - jacksipian
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(02/23/2014) [-]
that was badass, can you tell me when you do the next one, i enjoyed that one a lot.
#40 to #38 - danilawleit
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I look forward to it
I look forward to it
#58 to #16 - daemonico
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User avatar #118 to #58 - dogfoodtaco
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It's simple, he posted a creepy pasta and I waited almost a year to post this
User avatar #68 to #16 - dogfoodtaco
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Like its straight out of a creepy pasta...wait a minute
User avatar #69 to #68 - gayboard
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(02/23/2014) [-]
he's onto us
User avatar #71 to #69 - dogfoodtaco
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Good job, i didnt find it
User avatar #72 to #71 - gayboard
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I read a lot of creepypastas when I was younger. I wrote this myself, but I could have gotten inspiration from them.
User avatar #74 to #72 - dogfoodtaco
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I made a deadspace creepypasta, you get on the ship, fix the ship, get on your ship, go home, roll credits
User avatar #75 to #74 - gayboard
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(02/23/2014) [-]
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #77 to #75 - dogfoodtaco
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(02/23/2014) [-]
'cause like deadspace is already creepy as ****
User avatar #76 to #75 - dogfoodtaco
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Matter as fact i think its still on the creepypasta site, i just said the jyst of what it was
User avatar #70 to #69 - dogfoodtaco
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(02/23/2014) [-]
If i look on google i wont find it?
#60 to #16 - nipplelessmage
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(02/23/2014) [-]
where the **** did that come from?
#79 to #16 - rdobet
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(02/23/2014) [-]
"You hear the door you just smashed open lock behind you."
ok
User avatar #80 to #79 - gayboard
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Maybe it's a good door.
#83 to #80 - rdobet
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(02/23/2014) [-]
maybe
maybe
User avatar #19 to #16 - benjiburns
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(02/23/2014) [-]
clearly you called the wrong house
#25 - wassamattau
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(02/23/2014) [-]
**wassamattau rolled a random image posted in comment #288 at Funnyjunk Service Announcement **
User avatar #43 to #25 - randomdudelny
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Best roll.
#57 to #43 - rihardololz
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**rihardololz rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at don't hug me I'm scared ** but wait there's more
**rihardololz rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at don't hug me I'm scared ** but wait there's more
#48 - Damionic
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(02/23/2014) [-]
So imagine sitting there at work or on your phone, staring into a ******* webcam going "OH yes you you're cute, yes you are my little suger wudum ohh yes you are." Some ***** is gonna pass by and be like "Bitch be crazy... staring into her webcam and making noising 'n ****." Even better; you're on the ******* train and staring into your phone and going "Whos my sctumsious little popsicle? HUH!? Little wububwuba? I love you.. OH YES I DO!" Everyone is gonna look towards you like you have ******* Alzheimers.
User avatar #95 to #48 - skulldan
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you would only be full retard if you actually made those noises, a normal person would smile and wave boy, just smile and wave
User avatar #50 to #48 - Damionic
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****** gonna be starin' into their phones going "Sit maximillian! Sit! Good boy! Heres a treat!"
#53 to #50 - anon id: 3d10cacd
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(02/23/2014) [-]
We already have people staring at their phone making a duckface... i really think we've got only one place to go and thats up.
#11 - anon id: 8318e0cc
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(02/23/2014) [-]
This seems like something a white person would come up with
User avatar #34 to #11 - jokexplain
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black people don't need dogs, they already have each other
this joke is way more innocent than it sounds
User avatar #84 to #34 - majestispaceduck
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(02/23/2014) [-]
I go to a city school, they dont call eachother Dawg anymore. it's not as innocent as you thought.
User avatar #86 to #84 - jokexplain
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(02/23/2014) [-]
it's innocent because I wasn't comparing black people to dogs.
that's crass humor and I don't do that.
#20 to #11 - eternalvoid
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because blacks are never at work?
because blacks are never at work?
#49 to #20 - nasserjamaliel
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I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work.
User avatar #91 - Ragumshnagum
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I'm not entirely certain, but I'm pretty sure dogs can't see images displayed on a screen.
User avatar #110 to #91 - StinkyCheese
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(02/23/2014) [-]
You're wrong.

So wrong.

get out
User avatar #111 to #110 - Ragumshnagum
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Oh come on. At least the other guy posted something. You're not even trying.
#112 to #111 - StinkyCheese
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So?
So?
#92 to #91 - alecbaldwinning
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Comment Picture
#45 - chandaman
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#22 - senorfrog
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I need this to keep check on my bitch. I believe she is cheating with the mail man.
User avatar #96 to #22 - skulldan
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well maybe if you pleasured her sexually for once.
#97 to #96 - senorfrog
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You sick ****, who would **** their girl dog?
User avatar #101 to #97 - skulldan
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(02/23/2014) [-]
loven the 40k pics btw
#102 to #101 - senorfrog
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(02/23/2014) [-]
Thaank ya, thank ya very much
User avatar #99 to #97 - skulldan
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FOOL, bring in a male dog!
#26 to #22 - heriticalangel
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(02/23/2014) [-]
love warhammer
#27 to #26 - senorfrog
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#32 to #27 - bendeman
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#78 to #32 - senorfrog
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#61 - nipplelessmage
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so now you're going to deprive you're dog of the few moments it doesn't have to listen to your stupid face with a ******* invention.
so now you're going to deprive you're dog of the few moments it doesn't have to listen to your stupid face with a ******* invention.