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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - nekaz
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5. contemplating murder
#2 - peinguino
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User avatar #25 to #2 - meinfuhertroll
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Adweedure time with Snoop & Dogg
#23 to #2 - pawswurd
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#1 - abject
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my dog   
isn't he cute
my dog
isn't he cute
#56 to #1 - hudis
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#7 to #1 - charagrin
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Our dogs look alike, wonder if they are related..
Our dogs look alike, wonder if they are related..
#15 - uchihalover
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that dog needs to learn respect. if that was sasuke sama's dog, it would know its place and eat its dog food instead of begging for human food
#30 to #15 - francisyorkmorgan
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Face it, man, the gig is up. You had your fun bathing in the red thumbs but now FJ simply doesn't care anymore.
#51 to #15 - uzamakilover
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Naruto san's dog would love to eat! He would share ramen with him all day!
Naruto san's dog would love to eat! He would share ramen with him all day!
#49 to #15 - jacktherabbitwhite
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AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR EMO KING, MAGGOT
User avatar #16 to #15 - guchs
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how dare you write Sasukes word with little s? disrespectful!
#17 to #16 - uchihalover
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STFU I am sasuke sama's #1 fan. he doesnt care about such trivial things.
User avatar #53 to #17 - lotengo
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i agree with you, sammono sukie samo likes lil s just like he prefers lil girls
User avatar #5 - pizzaweed
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I don't get alerts when you people post pizza content.





*********** need to start mentioning me.
#9 to #5 - toostonedtopost
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pizzaweed
#26 to #5 - adr
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Ya know, I hear that pizzaweed guy sucks a ton of dicks.
User avatar #64 to #26 - pizzaweed
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Only a bag of them
User avatar #50 to #5 - kjeks
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Met this guy the other day

Called himself pizzaweed

Never met a bigger faggot
User avatar #62 to #50 - pizzaweed
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Only for you bebe






and limb
#66 to #62 - limb
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What up *****.
What up *****.
User avatar #67 to #66 - pizzaweed
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Not much dawg. just got off of the boat. heading back on in a few hours though. :/
User avatar #68 to #67 - limb
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Slavery is hard but I'm sure you'll get through it you filthy ******.
User avatar #69 to #68 - pizzaweed
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Prolly. as long as massah don't use da whip on me.




But nah, being on a boat all the time to sail people around for weeks sucks.


And I have to take the time off from my real job
User avatar #70 to #69 - limb
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That sucks, but I don't remember or know why you're on a boat sailing people around for weeks, nor do I remember or know what your real job is. My bad if you've told me before.
User avatar #71 to #70 - pizzaweed
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Because my family is full of sailors, and washing dishes is my real job for now.



And I've never told you
#72 to #71 - limb
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Sailors are hot and I hope you get off that boat and come **** me every once in a while.
User avatar #73 to #72 - pizzaweed
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You know it bb. You're the only place I drop anchor ;)
#74 to #73 - limb
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You're so smooth.
You're so smooth.
User avatar #75 to #74 - pizzaweed
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Lol, only when it comes to something I really want.




Like you.




Otherwise I'm a goofy idiot
#76 to #75 - limb
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Are you being serious or just joking around. Don't play with my emotions.
User avatar #77 to #76 - pizzaweed
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Totally serious. I'm a complete mess when it comes to anyone aside from you.
#78 to #77 - limb
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You can't just confess in front of everyone like this.
User avatar #79 to #78 - pizzaweed
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I do it because I want everyone to know how much I care about you
User avatar #80 to #79 - limb
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If you're serious about this then I will return your feelings.
User avatar #81 to #80 - pizzaweed
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You don't need to bae. I accept you as you are, and I want you to be comfortable with our bromance before you commit to it
User avatar #86 to #81 - limb
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Oh I get it

<and what the **** is this ****. Major Organ and the Adding Machine (FULL MOVIE)
User avatar #87 to #86 - pizzaweed
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No ******* idea. creepy though
User avatar #84 to #81 - limb
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***** wut you talking about. Major Organ and the Adding Machine - His Mister's Pet Whistles
User avatar #85 to #84 - pizzaweed
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I heart you. Or one of the other major organs you can't live without, you cheeky, sexy **********
User avatar #82 to #81 - limb
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I've always been comfortable with our bromance pizzaweed. You're the best.
User avatar #83 to #82 - pizzaweed
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I major organ you
User avatar #52 to #5 - dansanz
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tried weed once
got the munchies
had pizza
put some weed under the cheese because
because why the **** not
pizzaweed
User avatar #63 to #52 - pizzaweed
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yeeeeeeaaaaah
#6 to #5 - kristofe
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pizzaweed
User avatar #65 to #6 - pizzaweed
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Ur a cheeky cunt I'll give ya that
#32 - Falkor
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please can i has pizza crust
#54 to #32 - daix
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Just give it to him, already!
Just give it to him, already!
#11 - drololol
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**drololol rolled image** My beagle reaches only the third step. His fourth step is start crying.
#10 - thelastelephant
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Comment Picture
#13 to #10 - madchode
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Dags?
#18 to #13 - tieze
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i think it is a d followed by a small 8
#19 to #18 - madchode
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It is actually dags, was trying to set him up for a bit of back in forth quoting the film, it's a small scene from a three way conversation between two gypsies trying to sell a caravan and someone trying to buy it

Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

The film is called Snatch by the way, you should watch it when you have the time, it's really good. Here's one of my favourite scenes from it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ECmpxMPvQU
#21 to #19 - tieze
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yea i know, was just joking.
and thanks for the tip, but i've seen it quite a few times, and yes, i also think it's great.

have you also seen lock stock & two smoking barrels?
#22 to #21 - madchode
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I keep meaning to watch that one but never find the time! Been told by a few of my mate that it's a good a film to watch, you ever seen RockNRolla? All of three of those films have the same basic plot, dodgy deals: illegal card games (I think it was), illegal boxing, and illegal property sales, if I remember correctly. Then they all have their own item that gets passed around: Antique shotguns, diamond, lucky painting. And a bunch of other things, it's all the same film in my opinion, but it's still worth the watch every time!
#24 to #22 - tieze
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yes, seen that one also, although i think it's the "worst" of the 3, although it's still a very good movie.
about the plot thing: guess that's guy ritchie's favorite kind of plot, he directed all three of those.

btw, any other movie recommendations from you?
you seem like a guy who knows some good movies, and i've seen pretty much everything on my current watchlist.
#58 to #24 - madchode
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Sorry, I went to my bed, what kind of film you in the mood to watch? I've too many to many to just call some off the top of my head...
Me and one of my good friends were thinking of starting a youtube channel where we review films, games, comics and products, due to the amount of things we've seen, read, played and experienced!
#60 to #58 - tieze
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not a special kind of movie, i watch pretty much every kind of movie.
how about you tell me your top 5 movies?
#61 to #60 - madchode
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Top 5?

1. Fight Club
2. Henjel gwa Geuretel (Hansel and Gretel, 2002, Korean film)
3. Snatch
4. Enemy
5. Star Wars franchise

What about you?
#88 to #61 - tieze
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nice list.
im gonna go with top 10

for me it is:
1. Memento
2. The Game
3. The Holy Mountain (****** up chilenian movie, doesn't really make sense, but when you're stoned with a buddy, this movie makes so much sense and you can spend hours interpreting stuff)
4. Oldboy
5. I Saw The Devil
6. Audition
7. Dom Hemingway (very new movie, you should watch it, it's fun)
8. Fight Club (had to be in there)
9. 7 Psychos
10. The Man From Nowhere
#89 to #88 - madchode
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Aw man, forgot about Memento and 7 Psychopaths!! Just watched a film, Dale and Tucker vs evil, I think it was called, horror comedy, I urge you to go watch it stoned, it's surprisingly good!
#90 to #89 - tieze
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yea seen that one, normally not a fan of the genre, but that one is just great,
#59 to #58 - madchode
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I've seen too many*
#8 - therealnaruto
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Damn, I wish there were some Pizza joints in Konoha. Ramen is all and good, but I spilled my last cup and that italian deliciousness just fills my mouth with saliva, believe it!
Damn, I wish there were some Pizza joints in Konoha. Ramen is all and good, but I spilled my last cup and that italian deliciousness just fills my mouth with saliva, believe it!
User avatar #12 to #8 - thediablo
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*mean reply*
#55 to #8 - anon id: 19805767
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The real naruto does not say believe it, Dattebayo.
#57 to #55 - therealnaruto
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As you can see, he does. Believe it.
User avatar #28 - zoologyexplain
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The dog is fat, he doesn't need anything except less kibble and lots of walks.

Fat animals irk me. They don't choose to lose half their life to obesity, the owner chooses to kill them with food.
User avatar #29 to #28 - demandsgayversion
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Animals are in a state of nature, being fat means they have succeeded at survival.
User avatar #31 to #29 - zoologyexplain
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Being fat is not a survival trait. Being fat means they are no longer healthy enough to do basic survivalist activities (i.e. running) without their heart giving out on them.
Being obese is not good in humans and is really not good in dogs.

jn.nutrition.org/content/136/7/1940S.full
www.petmd.com/dog/nutrition/evr_multi_long_term_effects_of_obesity_on_pets

And here's a good list of peer-reviewed studies from the American Veterinary Medical Association.
www.avma.org/news/journals/collections/pages/avma-collections-obesity-in-dogs.aspx

There is no excuse for an out-of-shape pet.
User avatar #33 to #31 - demandsgayversion
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Those results are miniscule.
User avatar #34 to #33 - zoologyexplain
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So you're saying you honestly believe that having 35%+ body fat is unhealthy in humans and fine in dogs?
User avatar #36 to #34 - demandsgayversion
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I'm not saying it isn't unhealthy, I'm saying who gives a damn? The only reason humans don't like being fat is because it's unattractive, dogs don't give a ****.
User avatar #38 to #36 - zoologyexplain
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...

It's not only unattractive, it causes diseases. Diabetes can occur just as easily in fat dogs and cats as they do in humans. Any animal with blood sugar shooting in extremes is going to be miserable. Any animal who has so much weight on them that their joints suffer is going to be miserable. Any animal who can't run without choking is going to be miserable. Dying years too early sounds pretty miserable. Dogs don't get the choice to be healthy unless the owner chooses for them.
User avatar #39 to #38 - demandsgayversion
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According to the thing that you posted, the difference between the fat and thin dogs was negligible at best.
User avatar #40 to #39 - zoologyexplain
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You must be completely scientifically illiterate.
User avatar #41 to #40 - demandsgayversion
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I bet you don't even own a dog.
User avatar #44 to #41 - zoologyexplain
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Actually I do, rescued from a family member who loved him with food. Thanks to the effects of years of obesity, he has arthritis in almost all joints. I am also a veterinary student.
User avatar #46 to #44 - demandsgayversion
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Yeah, I didn't really disagree with you after the sources. I just kept going. You're just really exaggerating dog fatness. I've had a couple fat dogs, and they're not unhappy. Show a fat dog the statistics on its diabetes or joint problems, but that won't make them any less happy.
#35 to #33 - zoologyexplain
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Is the 35% man healthy?
User avatar #43 to #35 - theghostrider
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>Comparing a human scale with a canines.

Muh sides.
User avatar #47 to #45 - theghostrider
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It says "moderate risk", not extreme risk.

Though, I agree a dog shouldn't be that fat. However, you need to take into account such kind of race of dogs might be, regulary, of that size.
User avatar #42 to #35 - theghostrider
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>Comparing a human scale with a canines.

Muh sides.
User avatar #37 to #35 - demandsgayversion
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That's not a dog
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