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#4 - guanyu ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
This thing, though.
This thing, though.
User avatar #17 to #4 - captainchina (02/18/2015) [-]
Ah the good old chocolate balloon.
User avatar #43 to #37 - lennybrown (02/19/2015) [-]
didn't that bird dye because of this?
User avatar #48 to #43 - mklost (02/19/2015) [-]
Nah, it's just from that bad Adam Sandler movin Jack and Jill
User avatar #44 to #43 - newdevyx (02/19/2015) [-]
I am not sure.
User avatar #74 to #43 - guanyu ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Worth it.
#51 to #43 - theoddanon (02/19/2015) [-]
I heard that it was okay, but it got sick afterwards.
#16 - uniden (02/18/2015) [-]
Food that moves, beautiful right? Can't get enough of it...
Food that moves, beautiful right? Can't get enough of it...
User avatar #39 to #16 - Falkor (02/19/2015) [-]
i don't think i want to eat something that can crawl back out of me
#53 to #39 - uniden (02/19/2015) [-]
I've heard people describe feeling suckers actively clinging to your tongue and mouth. So yeah. That's a nope.
#60 to #53 - pridefulmatthew (02/19/2015) [-]
You can actually die from it lol
User avatar #72 to #60 - trollchildxy (02/19/2015) [-]
If you swallow tentacles first, yeah, head first no. Also, if you bite once you should be fine.
#71 to #60 - anon (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #24 to #16 - faulther (02/19/2015) [-]
Beautiful? That is an octopus just screaming "quit pouring boiling **** on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh it BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #30 to #24 - brisineo (02/19/2015) [-]
But the octopus is already dead though.

The muscles in the tentacles are reacting to the salt in the soy sauce, making them spasm.
#40 to #30 - blindpone (02/19/2015) [-]
Thanks for the explanation.
Thanks for the explanation.
User avatar #41 to #30 - lennybrown (02/19/2015) [-]
even if it tasted good I will not eat anything that can still move even if its dead, Went my granddad used to bring in hunting game over usually rabbit we had to hang it on a line to drain in of blood that ****** twitched like crazy. This is why when I eat I make ******* sure its dead by chopping it up or boiling it.
User avatar #26 to #24 - jeenyus (02/19/2015) [-]
soy sauce...
User avatar #27 to #26 - faulther (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah but that is not really funny to be like.... "yay soy sauce bath, lets play!"
User avatar #29 to #27 - jeenyus (02/19/2015) [-]
cause it was reeeeal funny the first time, huh
#31 to #29 - faulther (02/19/2015) [-]
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#46 to #16 - anon (02/19/2015) [-]
It's technically still alive. Octopi have enough complex nerve centers in each tentacle to be considered separate brains. I don't know why other than to help reduce strain on the normal brain, but that's an educated guess. I never liked seafood btw and I have a mild fear of large bodies of water
#19 to #16 - kaburuk (02/19/2015) [-]
OH GOD ... why ?
User avatar #73 to #19 - hammarhead (02/19/2015) [-]
Each leg has it's own brain, essentially. 3/5s of an octopus's neurons are in it's legs, and the stuff they pour on it, just like salt on raw frog legs, activates the neurons that are not quite decayed yet, causes basically seizures in the local nervous systems.
User avatar #69 to #19 - dsgbiohazard (02/19/2015) [-]
Well it IS technically dead.
#21 to #16 - dvdfaust ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
The salt recipe is nice too.
The salt recipe is nice too.
#28 to #21 - tossed ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
#38 to #21 - newdevyx (02/19/2015) [-]
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#47 to #21 - lionti (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, no thanks
User avatar #42 to #21 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/19/2015) [-]
Jerry Lee Lewis - whole lotta shakin goin on(Lyrics) the soundtrack
#45 to #42 - dvdfaust ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Good god, thank you so much
Good god, thank you so much
#18 to #16 - megamantrigger (02/19/2015) [-]
It waved at me.
#7 - samxdaxman (02/18/2015) [-]
I applaud that little bastard in the upper right area.   
   
He tried his hardest, and held out for as long as he could. You did good buddy, you gave it your all.
I applaud that little bastard in the upper right area.

He tried his hardest, and held out for as long as he could. You did good buddy, you gave it your all.
#10 - MuahahaOfLore (02/18/2015) [-]
I needed a sauce, and now I will share it.

Crème Anglaise.

<-- Chef Joaquim Sousa

Piece of Art @theoitavos
User avatar #12 to #10 - sinonyx (02/18/2015) [-]
the steady hum of background noise really improved it
User avatar #34 to #12 - diroccodoodleedoo (02/19/2015) [-]
Honestly, why people don't know about using Noise Remover on a program like Audacity is beyond me, I hate when people leave in hums and/or hisses, it's super easy to fix if you don't want to buy a high quality mic.
#63 to #34 - rfigg [OP](02/19/2015) [-]
Waves x-noise master race reporing in
#15 - matthewostien (02/18/2015) [-]
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#11 - funnyjunkbackthen (02/18/2015) [-]
Looks so cool
User avatar #23 to #11 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Don't forget the "REPOST! LELEL" Phase and the constant rolling.
User avatar #35 to #23 - chillybilly (02/19/2015) [-]
Those are still ongoing
User avatar #67 to #35 - feindmachines (02/19/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**feindmachines rolls 22** water u talking about?
User avatar #68 to #67 - chillybilly (02/19/2015) [-]
Ew
dubs
flagged for gore
User avatar #70 to #68 - feindmachines (02/19/2015) [-]
**** I forgot the generic rolling image of a guy pointing at the number.
User avatar #36 to #35 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, but people used to agree with that.
User avatar #55 to #23 - mahnamesjakers (02/19/2015) [-]
AND THE WORD FILTERS DON'T FORGET THE WORD FILTERS
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User avatar #56 to #54 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
your right.
I hated those filters. My Big Titted Mommy has really ****** up all those things.
Two old filters were mentionned.
User avatar #57 to #56 - mahnamesjakers (02/19/2015) [-]
They were annoying at the time but now that they're gone I kinda miss them... I also miss the general subject matter of this site. It used to be all funny (mostly cringy ragefaces but still with the intent to be funny) with a comment section that was always awesome. But now it seems the community has moved more toward Tumblr screenshots and making fun of feminists and trying to get involved in social issues. Idk it's just weird to me sometimes. Comment section is still amazing though.
#58 to #57 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm still on this website because I developped an emotional bond with this place. I met who I'm pretty confident I can call my soulmate on the 			****		 boards, and has been a common part of my day-to-day since I signed up in 2012, I think.   
Remember back when Summerfags were a thing? I was a 2012 summerfag.   
I do not regret my decision.
I'm still on this website because I developped an emotional bond with this place. I met who I'm pretty confident I can call my soulmate on the **** boards, and has been a common part of my day-to-day since I signed up in 2012, I think.
Remember back when Summerfags were a thing? I was a 2012 summerfag.
I do not regret my decision.
User avatar #59 to #58 - mahnamesjakers (02/19/2015) [-]
I have also grown that connection over these 3+ years. I remember actually trying to get as many thumbs as I could in the comment section during that summer it was the most pointless fun that I could have had.
#20 to #11 - InfiniteFetus (02/19/2015) [-]
That user name, that meme...we'll see what comes of you.
User avatar #5 - madjack ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Do that, but put a ring in it to propose.
User avatar #14 to #5 - rfigg [OP](02/18/2015) [-]
You majestic bastard that's genius
User avatar #22 to #5 - dukeofmordor (02/19/2015) [-]
Now all I need is a girlfriend, and a few years....and money to buy a ring......and money to go to this crazy expensive restaurant....and have enough left over for a wedding...
#50 - mattcris (02/19/2015) [-]
I...have no clue what's going on...what exactly am I watching? jokeexplain?
#61 to #50 - sugoi (02/19/2015) [-]
Rich people food, not that you'd ever know.
Rich people food, not that you'd ever know.
User avatar #52 to #50 - broswagonist (02/19/2015) [-]
That's called food. People eat food when they're hungry.

I didn't know we had Ethiopian fjers. Hope you're keeping safe from ebolaids
#2 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
WHAT IS IT I NEED LIKE A HUNDRED EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I will just sit here and tap one open every time i need to relax faggots
#3 to #2 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
You don't tap it open. He poured a liquid into the dish that it's in and it caused it to float apart. Floaty floaty~
#8 to #2 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
Damn, cancer always ruins my appetite.
#64 - shiphotel ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
what is it? i assume the outside is chocolate but it looks plastic to me. and i only recognize a few things on the inside
User avatar #66 to #64 - capslockrage ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
It's chocolate, with some warm liquid poured in to melt it.
#13 - internalhemorrhage (02/18/2015) [-]
This is one of those dishes, isn't it?
User avatar #6 - sanitarysan ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
never had sex with desert before, suggestions?
#1 - infernalinsolence (02/18/2015) [-]
WITCHCRAFT.  I want it.
WITCHCRAFT. I want it.
User avatar #62 - elcreepo ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I love it when food puts on a show.

Too bad I'm a poorfag who can't afford such luxurious displays
User avatar #49 - aliennova (02/19/2015) [-]
For a second I was scared because I thought it was going to pop out a sea of spiders
User avatar #33 - jeenyus (02/19/2015) [-]
Live Frog Sashimi Preparation and Eating in Japan youtube original1
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