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The first time?

mama:
The tgetit tante tried to steal my an in me Emmy I panicked
and I his arm min an umbrella and since then nuns my
friends will ( me anal! this.
if you was an badass moment you need to remember I' m 5 It
and my Bag was a Lucky Star an and I was white ruining
summons much bigger than me repeatedly with an
you are nay hero
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User avatar #1 - nuciferatu (10/09/2013) [+] (16 replies)
When I was little (and fat) some kid knocked my sandwich out of my hands so I cornered him, grabbed him by the hair and slammed his head into metal kiosk panel until his face was full of blood and the panel had a visible indentation. My defense was "It had my favorite salami"
User avatar #2 to #1 - adu ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Note to self: don't take food from the fat kid
User avatar #9 - ragingbrony (10/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Think about how bad the story is for the other guy with the broken arm

Got beat up by a short person with a Lucky Star bag and a Frog umbrella.
#5 - deescalation (10/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - EdwardNigma (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That makes it better.
He humiliated his attacker on top of severely injuring him.
How is a guy gonna stop hearing about getting beat up by a person way smaller than him, who owned a lucky star bag and broke his arm with a frog umbrella while crying?

Fucking street justice right there.
#45 - mausisdead (10/10/2013) [-]
>Be me, on the subway
>Sitting next to some girl with a Lucky Star bag
>Put my own bag next to hers
>About to get to the station
>I accidentally grab her bag instead of mine
>She beats my arm with a frog umbrella
>wtf.jpg
>Realize this is not my bag
>She keeps hitting me harder
>She starts crying
>watdo.png
>My arm suddenly breaks
>She's still crying
>Im paralyzed because of the pain
>She runs away
>Im on the floor and everyone makes fun of me because a 5ft girl just broke my arm with a frog shaped umbrella
>mfw
#21 - khepri (10/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well, this is the exact opposite of what most people are telling here, but....
I had an interesting childhood, I didn't really spend much time playing, and when I did I was a little cock-end, but, I liked to daydream, just meander or stand there and think. While I was pondering why the square block didn't fit in the circular hole, someone whom I had wronged, or perhaps someone who just didn't like my face, decided to tackle me. The thing is, he was about.. a foot shorter then me, but he tackled me. Now, my thoughts on self defence; if you touch me, I will do everything in my power to make you regret it. aren't I so edgycool? And he had just interrupted my young mental wanderings, so... I bit his ear. Straight out, once I snapped out of my youthful trance, I bit his ear til he got off me. I didn't remove it, which is probably the only reason I stayed in school after that incident. I'm sure his parents wanted to gut me or something, but hey. He was being a little asshole and suffered the consequences.
#23 - alexandervascus (10/10/2013) [-]
He dun got fucked.
He dun got fucked.
#10 - smokeyrp (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#61 - thewoozlewaazle (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW frog umbrella
User avatar #60 - nucularwar (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This chick is officially more deadly with an umbrella than the Penguin
User avatar #63 to #60 - harrisonfordor (10/10/2013) [-]
Considering the mugger didn't get shot in the face with it, I disagree.
User avatar #47 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2013) [-]
Broke his arm with a fucking umbrella!? Christ, I don't think Jackie Chan could do that shit easily!
#26 - meuk (10/10/2013) [+] (16 replies)
maybe if i knew what 5 ft was, this wouldn't be my face right now
maybe if i knew what 5 ft was, this wouldn't be my face right now
#67 - kyuubey (10/10/2013) [-]
Can't blame the mugger, who wouldn't want a lucky star bag.
Can't blame the mugger, who wouldn't want a lucky star bag.
User avatar #51 - vanillabeartwo (10/10/2013) [-]
You sound like an Animal Crossing character...
#46 - dolphinwing (10/10/2013) [-]
Sooo someone tried to steal her purse more than once? Listen, it's fine to have a Lucky Star bag, but in the city you gotta have your "don't fuckin mess with me or I'll break your arm with my frog umbrella" face
User avatar #43 - hugsforfree (10/10/2013) [-]
I really want to see this bag now.
#12 - aguywithlonghair (10/10/2013) [-]
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Lucky star was an awesome anime.
#75 - sirhyde (10/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Lucky Star
#73 - darkmagicmge (10/10/2013) [-]
What I do when people jack my shit
What I do when people jack my shit
#71 - kanatana (10/10/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #4000675 at Friendly ** This story deserves a movie.
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