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#12 - mattdoggy
Reply +23
(08/19/2014) [-]
I would continually sign up and then delete my account with them so i could answer and tell them the most inhuman acts possible
>amputee midget fart snuff films
>catholic choke bestiality zero g interacial
>albino scat van hidden cams
>deaf man rapes chair while dolphin feeds cereal to a purple cat in the corner blindfolded

i want my operator to have a hard time continuing the conversation. If they don't go home shaken up by what i've done to them, then i have failed. Eventually i will make my porn really obscure so they have to guess and dream about why i'm getting pleasure from it

>man in rollerskates bathes in icecream while watching fish swim under a strobe light
>man salutes while yelling "Heil Hitler" for 12 hours straight chest deep in pudding while children swim to him to put stickers on his shoulders
>Catholic priests screams "forks and spoons" at a crow that's in a closet while trying to juggle cotton balls

I am their fear. I am their bane. Every time they go near something that runs off electricity they will think of my name and shudder
#35 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2014) [-]
Can we have more "obscure" examples, please?

I need more porn ideas.
#28 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2014) [-]
Y-You.. Seek mental help.
#27 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2014) [-]
i'm ******* crying that was hilarious
#15 to #12 - warlordstuart ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/19/2014) [-]
i actually lol'd. nice