The filter. . you' re through to Sky broadband. My name is Susan. how may I help? Uhh, yeah, hi , , I' m calling because the new filtering system is interfering Porno
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you' re through to Sky broadband. My name is Susan. how may I help?
Uhh, yeah, hi , , I' m calling because the new filtering system is interfering with my browsing habits and like to ask if it could be removed
please?
mean the porno filter. sir?
Yes
want to watch porn- sir?
K sir I just need to ask you a few questions then
Okay-
is your date of birth?
manytimes a day will you be accessing pornography?
Oh uhh I like once_____; no wait, about eight or nine. uhh,
trll put you down for our dozen deal then sir. 15. 99 a month for 12 porn accesses per day. or ifyou want you can have the half dozen deal for only 4. 99 a month
What? I have to ******* pay? me_ the_ the dozen deal please
dozen deal? Wow___ of course then sir. Next question. what types of porn will you be watching?
What? Like_ what videos? Do you have to know?
sir. so we can provide you with a personalised video unlocking service
Oh_ well I' m into uhh____ stuff Iike___ uhh, you know, anal, ********** , uhh_ uhh_ scat and piss and stuff, and____ Iike, dressing up and things,
you sir
Is there anything else?
more thing sir. As part of our obligations to the government we will be monitoring your porn access times live to ensure you do not access anything illegal.
Thank you _
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#1 - biscuitsunited (08/18/2014) [+] (16 replies)
#12 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I would continually sign up and then delete my account with them so i could answer and tell them the most inhuman acts possible
>amputee midget fart snuff films
>catholic choke bestiality zero g interacial
>albino scat van hidden cams
>deaf man rapes chair while dolphin feeds cereal to a purple cat in the corner blindfolded

i want my operator to have a hard time continuing the conversation. If they don't go home shaken up by what i've done to them, then i have failed. Eventually i will make my porn really obscure so they have to guess and dream about why i'm getting pleasure from it

>man in rollerskates bathes in icecream while watching fish swim under a strobe light
>man salutes while yelling "Heil Hitler" for 12 hours straight chest deep in pudding while children swim to him to put stickers on his shoulders
>Catholic priests screams "forks and spoons" at a crow that's in a closet while trying to juggle cotton balls

I am their fear. I am their bane. Every time they go near something that runs off electricity they will think of my name and shudder
User avatar #10 - galkawhm (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Turn on hardcore furry scat porn.
Shut off monitor and laugh that a government agent is being forced to watch it.
#29 - vparrish (08/19/2014) [-]
I love how he jumps from once a day to 8 or 9 within the same sentence.
User avatar #6 - thenightmarechild (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sooo, there's a partial ban on some porn? Wow. Have fun with your increased rape and sexual assaults.
User avatar #34 - Denver (08/19/2014) [-]
>not using a VPN tunnel
User avatar #33 - enfantcool ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Now imagine this, but for every site you visit( porn or not)

That is what the whole issue on net neutrality is
User avatar #31 - fourchinsbrah (08/19/2014) [-]
inb4 the britbong edition of this
#16 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
>VPN to US.
>Enjoy freedoms.
>Arrested by NSA for being filthy foreign porn-terrorist from porn-Hitler's UK.
#7 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
lol britbongistan
User avatar #2 - nimba (08/18/2014) [-]
happening in the uk
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