you' re through to Sky broadband. My name is Susan. how may I help?
Uhh, yeah, hi , , I' m calling because the new filtering system is interfering with my browsing habits and like to ask if it could be removed
mean the porno filter. sir?
want to watch porn- sir?
K sir I just need to ask you a few questions then
is your date of birth?
manytimes a day will you be accessing pornography?
Oh uhh I like once_____; no wait, about eight or nine. uhh,
trll put you down for our dozen deal then sir. 15. 99 a month for 12 porn accesses per day. or ifyou want you can have the half dozen deal for only 4. 99 a month
What? I have to fucking pay? me_ the_ the dozen deal please
dozen deal? Wow___ of course then sir. Next question. what types of porn will you be watching?
What? Like_ what videos? Do you have to know?
sir. so we can provide you with a personalised video unlocking service
Oh_ well I' m into uhh____ stuff Iike___ uhh, you know, anal, titfucking, uhh_ uhh_ scat and piss and stuff, and____ Iike, dressing up and things,
Is there anything else?
more thing sir. As part of our obligations to the government we will be monitoring your porn access times live to ensure you do not access anything illegal.
Thank you _