I happen to be a licensed chiropractic with a degree in particle physics and I have written several memorandi on how to treat cranial lobus with pincther maximus extract, for which I undertook numerous expeditions into South America, namely the Congo delta and Toulouse.

I also have over 20 published articles in multiple renowed magazines cited all over the world.

I am fluent in mandarin, french, german, portugese and svahili and I am currently researching the language of ancient Sumerian empire. My primary source of information on the subject are preserved stone tablets, eyewitness accounts and data retriaval of solid state drives rescued from roayal tombs.