The face of regret

#8 - thunderpony

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(02/28/2014)[-]

MFW he says he can't get a job

#95 to #8 - firesky

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Actually depends on the employer. I got a female working colleague that looks like a pin cushion.

#101 to #95 - thunderpony

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Like I'm all for tattoos and piercings (I got some myself) but when you waste your money and get **** this extreme, you can keep your whore mouth shut when bitching you can't get a job. Well my mini rant is over.

#124 to #101 - firesky

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Of course. I just wanted to say that some employers don't mind such things (I wouldn't altough I for myself am not a tattoo/piercing person).

Also depends on the job, tough. I'm pretty sure you won't get any job where you have contact with customers if you look like that (with a few exceptions)

#125 to #124 - milkygod

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Except Hot Topic

#127 to #125 - firesky

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(02/28/2014)[-]

We don't have them were I live, so I can't comment on that.

But I'm pretty sure tattoo/piercing studios wouldn't have a problem if you looked like that.

#128 to #127 - milkygod

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Its a "edgy teen" shop. It seems like its a requirement to have gauges to work there.

#167 to #95 - anon id: 12f92d0e

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(02/28/2014)[-]

female
looks like "please insert fetish here"
got the job
not her fault - your HR is just crap

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#190 to #8 - rhc

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(02/28/2014)[-]

this is double good because that's from the skit called silly job interview. +1

#13 to #8 - anon id: 2389f404

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(02/28/2014)[-]

ehhh to be honest I really don't think tattoos or piercings should stop you from getting a job. Not to say I agree with getting those kinds of piercings that is ahha

#77 to #13 - mookiez

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I build high class decks for rich people, doctors and layers mostly, the average decks cost $100k. We had a guy that was extremly skilled , he was a damn good carpenter, me and him worked together to get the job done. He was covered in tattoos a a couple face piercings, The home owners which where both doctors came out and saw him when we went to get everything ready for the job, They told my boss or the person we sub-contract off of to get rid off him or they would not sign the contract and they would find someone else. The job was a 200k contract. You can't judge a person by owning tattoos but it can also cost you your job, it's a double edged sword.
Also pic related it's one of our decks, or mid way in.

#80 to #77 - mookiez

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Same deck at night with the riser lights I installed. They're leds and run at a low 12v.
But y'all get what I'm saying. Having tattoos can be a double edged sword, but me, I don't have any. Never believed in body modifications.

#91 to #80 - perfectcomment

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(02/28/2014)[-]

That's a damn fine desking. You're pretty good dude.

#112 to #77 - nightmarecorpse

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(02/28/2014)[-]

are people really that pretentious that they'd ask someone extremely skilled, who will most likely do a great job to leave? Just because they don't like the way the guy looks? Honestly I'd never sacrifice a well done job over something so superficial. Hell if I want a deck built, and the best deck builder looked like a pincushion, then I really don't care cuz I still want the best deck.
People can be twats.

#137 to #112 - smokeymouse

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(02/28/2014)[-]

they probably feel they could get someone just as good from somewhere else

#98 to #13 - darcandkharg

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(02/28/2014)[-]

A tattoo or piercing here and there is one thing but two ******* 3 inch holes in your cheeks is a whole nother freaking story.

#32 to #13 - anon id: 5e8debbe

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(02/28/2014)[-]

if you are trying to run a professional company suit and tie type business i don't care how talented the guy may be but giving him a job will cost us more business than he makes, 1/10 would maybe higher to clean my car.

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#12 - lordofthesea

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(02/28/2014)[-]

holy **** somebody please hold me and tell me cheek gauges aren't really a thing? You could send a 10/10 my way and I'd STILL tell her to **** off with those ******* things. I'd be bonerless.

#193 to #12 - MercurySenshi

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Like this? This **** is crazy! Is it a boy or girl, professor Oak will never know.

#15 to #12 - anon id: 34a8b642

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(02/28/2014)[-]

think about it, another way to get a bj

#16 to #15 - lordofthesea

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I would STILL say no. I want her lips to gently caress my baby-making-flesh-spear, the way god intended it to be

#17 to #16 - torky

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(02/28/2014)[-]

"Baby-Making-Flesh-Spear" I'm writing that one down.

#18 to #17 - lordofthesea

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(02/28/2014)[-]

you have my permission. Go ahead, and make em laugh. Make one person laugh each day and you've made the world slightly better.

I've found the cut look to be very spear-like. if you're uncut it's more like a baby-making-flesh-tube but that's not nearly as catchy and it sounds way less penetrating than a spear.

#19 to #18 - torky

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I'm cut, don't worry.

#20 to #19 - lordofthesea

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I wasn't worried about you being cut or not. It doesn't change your bootyhole, and I'm a designated pitcher when called upon to serve my country. No Homo. I said no homo, now if we **** it's just playing around. boys will be boys.

#164 to #20 - jacksipian#468 on commentsRank#468

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(02/28/2014)[-]

BROJOB!! BROJOB!! CHOO CHOO!!

#197 to #164 - lordofthesea

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(03/01/2014)[-]

this made my night

#33 to #16 - paronix

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(02/28/2014)[-]

#4 - nyawgga

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(02/28/2014)[-]

#194 to #4 - anon id: 4498cb04

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(03/01/2014)[-]

60,000? That's insanely low.

#195 to #194 - nyawgga

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(03/01/2014)[-]

Well its an actual ****** quote, so chill out.

#108 to #4 - gunslayer

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Oh god I remember this, it was ******* great.

#69 to #4 - notnewaccount

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(02/28/2014)[-]

You have DNA, and a sperm has just the half of it, so you've never beem a sperm.
The first step of you was a fertilized ovum (Not sure if ovum is the right word).

#9 to #4 - higaphix

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(02/28/2014)[-]

"You're the result of when cousins ****"

#68 to #9 - notnewaccount

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Endogamy is a long term problem. Nothing will happen if you bang your cousin... Well... Your whole family might despise you two

#196 to #9 - nyawgga

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(03/01/2014)[-]

here ya go

#110 to #9 - gunslayer

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Don't worry, I know what you're talking about.

#30 - mrhazzy

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Good luck going swimming... or sleeping with your mouth closed... and eating... well done you ******* idiot.

#29 - skullball

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(02/28/2014)[-]

#66 - winglit

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Dad?

#85 to #66 - thedutchs#401 on commentsRank#401

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Grunts are sort of adorable, even though they're incredibly ugly

#99 to #85 - Blargosnarf

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Their ugliness is what makes them adorable.

#67 to #66 - dehnoobshow#354 on commentsRank#354

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(02/28/2014)[-]

No. Just.
No.
1) He's a human.
2) Grunts aren't deformed under their masks
3) Grunts wear mask because they need Methane to live
4) He doesn't even resemble a grunt.

/ Halo fan rage over.

#70 to #67 - leal

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(02/28/2014)[-]

**** off.

#79 to #67 - thefuckingpatsfan

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(02/28/2014)[-]

"Halo fan rage". Jesus Christ, how cancerous.

#82 to #79 - dehnoobshow#354 on commentsRank#354

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I know how I said it like that, Should've used better words.

#81 to #67 - ddylann

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(02/28/2014)[-]

faggot

#131 - fuckyosixtyminutes

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Doctor: I'm sorry son, but we have nothing to put in your cheek holes to keep them intact. Unless some miracle occurs, we won't be able to --

Nurse: DOCTOR! We just received a shipment of faulty Oreos with the icing on the outside and the cookie in between. I'll throw them out immediately.

Doctor: Wait...

#135 to #131 - slimeywaffles

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(02/28/2014)[-]

#31 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(02/28/2014)[-]

good luck finding a job faggot

#55 to #31 - arkadia

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(02/28/2014)[-]

That's the least of his worries at that point lol. Good luck retaining liquids and food also good luck having **** breath.

#35 to #31 - thedextrox

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#41 to #35 - willcutting

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Where do you live ?

#89 to #41 - thedextrox

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#44 to #35 - bowmasta

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(02/28/2014)[-]

He probably couldn't be an MRI tech. They'd get sucked right out of his face.

#92 - ishotthedeputy

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I ******* hate gauges for **** like this.

#111 to #92 - swiftarrow

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(02/28/2014)[-]

#141 to #92 - Craigulon

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(02/28/2014)[-]

I have my ears stretched and have a love of facial piercings(even though I don't have or want any) but this **** is just WAY too far.

#123 to #92 - iboone

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(02/28/2014)[-]

WTF

#60 - thegrayfox

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(02/28/2014)[-]

Hands down, the biggest ******* moron I've seen in a couple of months.

Imagine if he got into a fight... One good punch, would rip half his face off.