The face of regret

I am offensive and I find this Swiss
no really, I'm Swiss

good shit. no really, that was really clever

thumb for you

i had to go back and favorite this

Actually depends on the employer. I got a female working colleague that looks like a pin cushion.

Like I'm all for tattoos and piercings (I got some myself) but when you waste your money and get shit this extreme, you can keep your whore mouth shut when bitching you can't get a job. Well my mini rant is over.

Of course. I just wanted to say that some employers don't mind such things (I wouldn't altough I for myself am not a tattoo/piercing person).

Also depends on the job, tough. I'm pretty sure you won't get any job where you have contact with customers if you look like that (with a few exceptions)

Except Hot Topic

We don't have them were I live, so I can't comment on that.

But I'm pretty sure tattoo/piercing studios wouldn't have a problem if you looked like that.

Its a "edgy teen" shop. It seems like its a requirement to have gauges to work there.

this is double good because that's from the skit called silly job interview. +1

I build high class decks for rich people, doctors and layers mostly, the average decks cost $100k. We had a guy that was extremly skilled , he was a damn good carpenter, me and him worked together to get the job done. He was covered in tattoos a a couple face piercings, The home owners which where both doctors came out and saw him when we went to get everything ready for the job, They told my boss or the person we sub-contract off of to get rid off him or they would not sign the contract and they would find someone else. The job was a 200k contract. You can't judge a person by owning tattoos but it can also cost you your job, it's a double edged sword.
Also pic related it's one of our decks, or mid way in.

Same deck at night with the riser lights I installed. They're leds and run at a low 12v.
But y'all get what I'm saying. Having tattoos can be a double edged sword, but me, I don't have any. Never believed in body modifications.

That's a damn fine desking. You're pretty good dude.

are people really that pretentious that they'd ask someone extremely skilled, who will most likely do a great job to leave? Just because they don't like the way the guy looks? Honestly I'd never sacrifice a well done job over something so superficial. Hell if I want a deck built, and the best deck builder looked like a pincushion, then I really don't care cuz I still want the best deck.
People can be twats.

they probably feel they could get someone just as good from somewhere else

A tattoo or piercing here and there is one thing but two fucking 3 inch holes in your cheeks is a whole nother freaking story.

I would STILL say no. I want her lips to gently caress my baby-making-flesh-spear, the way god intended it to be

"Baby-Making-Flesh-Spear" I'm writing that one down.

you have my permission. Go ahead, and make em laugh. Make one person laugh each day and you've made the world slightly better.

I've found the cut look to be very spear-like. if you're uncut it's more like a baby-making-flesh-tube but that's not nearly as catchy and it sounds way less penetrating than a spear.

I'm cut, don't worry.

I wasn't worried about you being cut or not. It doesn't change your bootyhole, and I'm a designated pitcher when called upon to serve my country. No Homo. I said no homo, now if we fuck it's just playing around. boys will be boys.

BROJOB!! BROJOB!! CHOO CHOO!!

this made my night

Like this? This shit is crazy! Is it a boy or girl, professor Oak will never know.

Well its an actual fuckin quote, so chill out.

Oh god I remember this, it was fucking great.

You have DNA, and a sperm has just the half of it, so you've never beem a sperm.
The first step of you was a fertilized ovum (Not sure if ovum is the right word).

"You're the result of when cousins fuck"

Endogamy is a long term problem. Nothing will happen if you bang your cousin... Well... Your whole family might despise you two

here ya go

Don't worry, I know what you're talking about.

Grunts are sort of adorable, even though they're incredibly ugly

Their ugliness is what makes them adorable.

No. Just.
No.
1) He's a human.
2) Grunts aren't deformed under their masks
3) Grunts wear mask because they need Methane to live
4) He doesn't even resemble a grunt.

/ Halo fan rage over.

Fuck off.

"Halo fan rage". Jesus Christ, how cancerous.

I know how I said it like that, Should've used better words.

faggot

That's the least of his worries at that point lol. Good luck retaining liquids and food also good luck having shit breath.

Where do you live ?

He probably couldn't be an MRI tech. They'd get sucked right out of his face.

I have my ears stretched and have a love of facial piercings(even though I don't have or want any) but this shit is just WAY too far.

WTF

Well I guess he'll just have to get good at avoiding fights then

Well The Stranger (with a 'capitol!' s), the people who get these kinds of piercings are often wimpy little shits anyways.

Hey who does not want to be a titan

good point. but i would rather be a mikasa than anything else...or maybe a sasha idk thats a hard toss up

Or what's left of his cheeks.

-y cunt.