The disobedient avocado. Gone, but not forgotten (I hope). I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar claus Sept  avocado Fat lol
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The disobedient avocado

Gone, but not forgotten (I hope)

Tags: avocado | Fat | lol
I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I” I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
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User avatar #1 - YeYouKnoMe (12/18/2013) [-]
So much ******* lel, "I'm more stable than that chair you're sitting on" holy **** , king of comments.
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