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User avatar #1 - creamgravy [OP](07/24/2015) [-]
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Paint skills 2 strong
#98 - yourinvisiblegf (07/24/2015) [+] (11 replies)
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sticky please creamgravy
for all the eurofags
#95 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
>5'5

Now, where did I leave that noose....
User avatar #121 to #95 - pyroteknyx ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Hey, don't feel too bad, prince is ****** 5'2". Ronnie James Dio too.
User avatar #107 to #95 - sonicschall (07/24/2015) [-]
You're not tall enough to reach it.
#105 to #95 - saltyfries (07/24/2015) [-]
>implying you could reach a ceiling
User avatar #109 to #105 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
Bitch, being this short, do you dare underestimate the amount of ladders and stools that I own?
User avatar #112 to #109 - saltyfries (07/24/2015) [-]
you'd probably be still too short to reach the ceiling
User avatar #114 to #112 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
The **** kind of ceil...ya know what? Nevermind. I'll find another way.
#180 to #114 - goodguygary (07/25/2015) [-]
jump off your kitchen counter, it ought to be a large enough fall to kill you
User avatar #181 to #180 - letting (07/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tip.
#72 - tostito (07/24/2015) [-]
**tostito used "*roll picture*"**
**tostito rolled image** 5'9 assemble
User avatar #283 to #72 - sphincterface (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah yes, a fellow manlet.
User avatar #313 to #72 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
well i think kid looks like he would be good looking when he gets older so i think he'll have the last laugh in that perspective, but still ******* really? this **** makes me wanna cuss out somebody.
User avatar #267 to #72 - osamacare (07/25/2015) [-]
Jesus I'm fifteen and I'm already 5'11"
User avatar #278 to #267 - pianoz (07/25/2015) [-]
the **** you doin on funnyjunk? go back to school
User avatar #280 to #278 - osamacare (07/25/2015) [-]
In the depressing endless parking lot that is Illinois, it's 11:16 pm. And school doesn't start for another month
User avatar #346 to #290 - osamacare (07/25/2015) [-]
Chicagoland area
#322 to #290 - zayinzetaseven ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
**zayinzetaseven used "*roll picture*"**
**zayinzetaseven rolled image**i think he might be from somewhere near the wall
#274 to #267 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
16 and 6'4'', suck it manlet.
#287 to #274 - shibblehiggins (07/25/2015) [-]
>16
>6'4"
>you will never be able to bulk
>You will be condemned to look like a stick-figure
#296 to #287 - studbeefpile (07/25/2015) [-]
Well, George Leeman is 6'3...but yeah, that extra inch will make him a stick figure for life.

I bet you're a manlet.
#310 to #287 - stoptakingnames (07/25/2015) [-]
6'5" 235lbs. worked out for 4 years not a single muscle showed
6'5" 235lbs. worked out for 4 years not a single muscle showed
User avatar #344 to #310 - studbeefpile (07/25/2015) [-]
You were obviously doing it wrong.
User avatar #276 to #274 - osamacare (07/25/2015) [-]
I'd believe someone who has an account
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User avatar #87 to #72 - manter (07/24/2015) [-]
I think I'm about 5'8, but I feel your pain.
User avatar #138 to #87 - Thundergod (07/24/2015) [-]
No, you know what? Yeah, we're manlets, but that makes us the right size for 5'-5'7" girls. Letting yourself feel like **** because of your size will guarantee you get **** in the pussy department.
#195 to #138 - tck (07/25/2015) [-]
5' 8" isn't even short. It's only kind of short in the South where people get really big for some reason. It's above average in the North.

5' 10" reporting in, living in SC makes me feel ******* ridiculously small.
User avatar #200 to #195 - catpisseverdeen (07/25/2015) [-]
Southern here. Can confirm. 5'9 is below overage where I live.
#236 to #200 - isolovegames (07/25/2015) [-]
All that biscuits and gravy yo. And hash browns- lots and lots of hash browns. Also 6'4" reporting in.
User avatar #244 to #236 - catpisseverdeen (07/25/2015) [-]
Don't get too many hash browns here in Texas...
User avatar #248 to #244 - catpisseverdeen (07/25/2015) [-]
6'' reporting in
#273 to #248 - tck (07/25/2015) [-]
>yfw 6 inches tall
>yfw 6 inches tall
User avatar #345 to #273 - catpisseverdeen (07/25/2015) [-]
**** hahahaha
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User avatar #202 to #195 - ssjkirby ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
By north do you mean New England?

I have lived in the Midwest and the South. People are much taller in the Midwest on average.
User avatar #260 to #72 - ryuggu (07/25/2015) [-]
kick her in the cunt while she's bending over. Damn bitch. Poor kid gonna have hard time kissing someone...
#281 to #72 - stellermeerkat (07/25/2015) [-]
5'4" 25 Years old, **** all you giants tenderly .
#285 to #72 - spookyexplain ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
5'5 TRVE ROMAN HEIGHT MASTER RACE
#90 to #72 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
5'9 MASTER RACEEE!!
#169 to #72 - volksunion ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
seeing this gif makes me angry
#239 to #72 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
5'5 turbo manlet reporting in
User avatar #101 to #72 - talonhalfstar (07/24/2015) [-]
That look on his face will always hurt me.
#77 to #72 - maximtiger ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
omg a perfect roll as a 6 2, im sorry brother the world is cruel
User avatar #159 to #77 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
i wish i was 6'2/6'3, i think it's better than 6'5, at least you can still find cloths and shoes and **** easy.
User avatar #162 to #159 - captainfuckitall (07/25/2015) [-]
Complaining about height is like complaining about having a big penis.

Can there be legitimate problems from it? Sure, but that doesn't make you any less of an asshole.
#5 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
As a man who's 6'4", I've never really met girls who liked me for my height. From experience it really seems like the presence you command, not how tall you tower over. I know a guy who's only 5'3", but when people are around him, he always gets all the attention and I always feel like an accessory.
User avatar #122 to #5 - velutluna (07/24/2015) [-]
As someone who is 4 8, I would love to meet you. Well, after getting to know you first. But still. I love meeting taller people. It gives me a look into "the other half"
#125 to #122 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
Well if you're anywhere in the US I own my own aircraft and love to travel. **** gas prices though ******* 8 dollars a gallon for aircraft fuel.
User avatar #127 to #125 - velutluna (07/24/2015) [-]
I do!! That's really cool. I'm terrified of heights! How do you do it??
#131 to #127 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
Ex USAF. Flew an A-10 before I retired. Flew that sweet behemoth for 22 years before I got too old to fly. I now volunteer at a small class of JROTC kids at an air museum. I own and maintain my own hangar outside of Thermal here too. I own a little experimental craft I made myself. I love planes and my whole life has been planes. It's a passion of mine.
#215 to #131 - jointoperative (07/25/2015) [-]
hear mention of A-10, swell with American pride.

I got to know, what is it like to fire the main gun on that flying beast of the sky?
#217 to #215 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Imagine sitting on a vibrating chair while simultaneously standing in front of a jet engine.


The entire plane vibrates and the sound is near deafening. It's an experience all on its own.
User avatar #221 to #217 - jointoperative (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh man that is ******* righteous. Thanks for the share and I'm glad you're back here and still flying the skies.
#231 to #221 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Here you go man. I'm firing training rounds at a tank during a demonstration back in 2004.
User avatar #303 to #231 - penalcupcake (07/25/2015) [-]
That's good footage. I know that feeling too well. My dad was a Strike Eagle driver and he'd bring home all sorts of good footage of em blowing up bridges, trains, and the like. Never any coms though.

Were you guard or AF?
#307 to #303 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Haha tell your dad the F-15E is a beautiful aircraft. I was 23d FG out of Moody AFB most my career. 75th FS.
User avatar #312 to #307 - penalcupcake (07/25/2015) [-]
Will do. It's a hell of a life. I myself have always been drawn to the CAS role and grungy nature of the Hog. But hey, cool ass jets are cool ass jets. Thanks for your service man.
#233 to #231 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh just a notice, the volume is drastically reduced so you don't hear me talking because the DoD considers radio chatter "unsafe to share" which is also why the video is so short, because they cut out all the "sensitive" stuff.
User avatar #234 to #233 - jointoperative (07/25/2015) [-]
not surprising, awesome stuff. thanks again, how exactly do you aim the thing at targets, especially from that high up? also how did you get linked up with the A10? sorry to blast you with questions but you're pretty much my hero man
#235 to #234 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Holographic Display inside the cockpit. You can see it momentarily in the video when I bank the plane. Even took a screenshot for ya. It gives you a rough estimate for where the bullets will land, and some of the newer models I hear have a digital target assistance system that can accurately figure out where the bullets will land at different speeds and distances.
#237 to #235 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Didn't see your question about how I got hitched. For me I continuously expressed my desire to be a Close Air Support pilot and before I completely came into the force as a combat pilot I had the option of going with the A-10 or the AC-130 (Changes what classes and training they put you through after a certain point) and I picked the A-10 because it fascinated me. Keep in mind you don't always get what you ask for, I was a special case because I had connections.
#224 to #215 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
If you want, I could upload a video of mine.
User avatar #226 to #224 - jointoperative (07/25/2015) [-]
I would appreciate that immensely
#229 to #226 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Alright give me a few minutes to find my ext hard drive. The video is short but it does the trick of showing you just how much the plane shakes when the gun fires.
User avatar #300 to #131 - effort ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Sweet, how did you become an A-10 pilot. Would love the hear the story. And I always thought 6'4" was way too tall or big for a plane cockpit.
#302 to #300 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
If I was 2 inches taller I'd be too big to fly a plane. Also this place isn't really the forum to talk about my career as a pilot. Maybe down the line I'll make workstories comp like all these other losers do.
User avatar #308 to #302 - effort ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Would be great to see those loser comps.
#309 to #308 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Haha I'll start getting together stories from my friends and make a comp sometime. Send me a message in a week if I don't post it by Thursday next week and I'll get right on it.
#289 to #131 - aerosol (07/25/2015) [-]
>Age: 53
Bruh...

Don't take that the wrong way. You just don't see that everyday. Not here.
Also, you flew a ******* A-10!? You're cooler than I'll ever be.
#292 to #289 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Haha I get that a lot about my age.
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User avatar #132 to #131 - velutluna (07/24/2015) [-]
Well thanks for serving! Do you like planes because it makes you feel free or some other reason? I like tuirtles. Nah. I like ships. And dogs. I know more about dogs than ships. I know next to nothing about planes. Maybe you could teach me
User avatar #146 to #132 - avatice (07/25/2015) [-]
You people had better not make dadmin do another "meet people on funnyjunk"
#238 to #132 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Well let me update my profile and maybe hit me up on Skype or Steam or something.
User avatar #216 to #5 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
You're only saying that because you are tall and you don't notice this but girls ignore average height guys.
#218 to #216 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Except whenever I got out to bars with my friend mentioned above (The one who's only 5'3") I'm the one that gets ignored.
User avatar #219 to #218 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
He's probably just viewed as the comedy guy or entertainment guy, as compensation for being short. You're probably just quiet and not as social. No cure for beta no matter how tall you are. Aside from that, I don't think the short guy is a womans first choice.
#220 to #219 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm no Beta.
When I find someone who shares even a single interest I have no issues making a connection and remaining calm. I've never spilled my spaghetti talking to a girl. It's just difficult to find someone who shares interests with me.
#228 to #220 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I feel you. I've probably only ever met one person that I can say I share some things in common with on a personal level, but it doesn't really count and it's a guy anyway. But you are tall. you've basically got one up on me being completely average height. I'm 5'8 maybe 5'9. I have a young babyish face so it's never really me girls look at. I'd give anything to be taller because it would make me feel big and strong. I hate the fact that so many people are slightly or more taller than me and I have to look up at them. That really ***** with your confidence sometimes. Hard to feel big and bad like that.
#293 to #228 - aerosol (07/25/2015) [-]
You have conjunctive-baby-face disease too!? Yay! I'm not alone!
User avatar #297 to #293 - infinitereaper (07/25/2015) [-]
yep, our only hopes until we hit 30 are the 30 year old female MILF pedos
#298 to #297 - aerosol (07/25/2015) [-]
I'll take what I can get
User avatar #242 to #5 - vikingfaen (07/25/2015) [-]
as someone who's going into the Air Force in September, do you have any tips for what i should do in the air force?
#243 to #242 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Depends on your likes and interests. If you want to feel like a hero, see if you can find your way into CAS, if you want to feel like the king of the sky, try looking into something like an Air Superiority. If you want to help people overseas, look into Aircrewman for a C-130 or the likes. If you don't like being in the action or flying, look at Engineering positions or ATC positions.
User avatar #247 to #243 - vikingfaen (07/25/2015) [-]
I've always been interested being a pilot, but I've been told by friends and family that I'm too tall.
#251 to #247 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Unless you're taller than 6 and a half feet, you're not too tall. It just limits what you can do.
I wasn't able to pilot helicopters or certain aircraft because of my height. You do have to meet a certain weight limit for your height, however. You have to be tall and skinny if you want to be behind the controls. If you're tall and chubby you'll be thrown into a transport plane as a crewman.
User avatar #252 to #251 - vikingfaen (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm 1.96m tall and 82kg. I'm pretty skinny.
#253 to #252 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
You're fine. Height limit is 2.5m and the weight limit for your height is 104.78kg. They might get you to bulk up though.
User avatar #256 to #253 - vikingfaen (07/25/2015) [-]
I see, thanks for the advice tho. I thank you for your service.
#258 to #256 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Haha no, thank you, you make me feel special.
User avatar #263 to #5 - andriod (07/25/2015) [-]
While I completely agree its more about the personality that gathers the attention, I do have to say that being tall is one hell of a crutch to help. Im 6'8 and draw everyone's attention when I enter a room. Its opens the door but its your personality that keeps it open


Sadly this is where I lose out. Im a very meek individual so women lose interest rather quickly
User avatar #269 to #5 - TheBigGummyBear (07/25/2015) [-]
I find girls don't care if you're taller than they are, they just don't want to be taller than you.
#271 to #269 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
User avatar #151 to #5 - severepwner ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
You can't just rely one one thing to get women, you have to use everything in your disposal to be desirable.

"A man who only relies on his looks for success, is only half a man."
#42 to #5 - hurzg (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm a funny guy (even though I'm in funnyjunk) and I can say being able to make people laugh their ass off and forming non-creepy eye contact makes wonders.
#52 to #42 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
It's probably because I'm a mix between Skeletor and I have resting death glare syndrome.
#62 to #5 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
"How's the weather up there?"
User avatar #157 to #62 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
"why don't you play basketball?"
#197 to #5 - themadcactus (07/25/2015) [-]
You fool. He demands all that attention so he won't be stepped on!
#254 to #197 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Legitimately made me laugh.
User avatar #30 to #5 - kurtlanglie ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
As a man who is also 6' 4", can confirm that being tall gives you a certain presence by default.
User avatar #118 to #30 - Zombiefried ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
I scared off a GE saleswoman once. Oh her face was priceless.

6'6'' btw
#9 to #5 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
It's because you're fat.
It's because you're fat.
#24 to #9 - reaperriley ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
***** , I chunky. But im 6'4" but he isnt wrong about the prescense bit. Girls like it when you commanding, its just easier to do it when your big. But at the same time, if you are fat and short you aint got luck. At least if you are tall and fat and you arent a bitch you can force your way there. On the flip side many girls like me for my height.

Admittedly I do some heavy lifting and I grew up on a farm. So I got the arm muscles and **** but a bit of a gut.
#10 to #9 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm only 180Lbs. It's probably because I'm a silent type.
User avatar #11 to #10 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Well obviously if you don't speak to anyone then you're not gonna get far.
#12 to #11 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
Oh really I couldn't tell.

It's hard to talk when no one shares interests with me. Then again I have interest with explosives, weapons, war and so on.
I'm a /k/ommando, through and through. No one I ever talk to is ever interested. The moment I mention stuff like that I get a cold shoulder, so I've really just stopped talking to people.


The Murder/k/ube, all glory be to it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
If you're that desperate, just lie.
#14 to #13 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
No thanks. I don't like to lie.
#15 to #14 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
I don't like people not telling me their reason for breaking up with me, dropping me into a spiralling depression.
#16 to #15 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
I fell you. I don't mind being broken up with, it's just when I can never get a clear reason why I just get upset because then I can't figure out how to work on myself and change as a person.
User avatar #17 to #16 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Meh, I'm dead anyhow
#18 to #17 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#31 to #12 - sircontagious ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Well i can't get you laid, but i do have an interest in the things you just mentioned. I've always wanted to hunt/go to a firing range/have guns (or bows) because they look like a cool collectible and i've browsed through /k/ before but I really have no idea how to get started into a hobby like that. Money isn't an issue but when I go somewhere like gander mountain I have no clue what to buy and even if i could i'm not sure if i have to get proper licencing for stuff. You'll probably call me a fague but the pic i posted is the only weapon i own other than the fact that mine is a really sturdy plastic, and i bought it years back to get a feel for using a weapon. I wouldn't want to pick up a rifle and misunderstand their power. BTW i'm in the U.S.. Any suggestions for me?
#32 to #31 - buttstheunicorn (07/24/2015) [-]
Get a pistol, something basic like a 9mm. Then get a revolver, something with a bigger bullet. Once you understand the power in a simple revolver, get an AR-15 and go to the firing range and get a feel for its power and learn to respect the power in these tools.


I own a 1949 AK-47, a Kar-98k, an AR-15, and an M9.
User avatar #26 to #10 - loganmadder ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
You gotta make sure you got those gains broseph
User avatar #23 to #10 - lean (07/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are skinny!
User avatar #20 to #10 - breaken (07/24/2015) [-]
6'4 and 180 damm you skinny
User avatar #314 to #9 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
or skinny, don't forget skinny.
User avatar #315 to #314 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
But I'm skinny ;-;
User avatar #317 to #315 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
well i'm skinny too, but theres a difference in between skinny and skin and bones though.
User avatar #318 to #317 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
This is true.
User avatar #319 to #318 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
also i like the fact anyone claiming anything about height over 5'8 is getting thumbed down.
User avatar #321 to #319 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
My height's never helped me in the past...
User avatar #327 to #321 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
ditto, people are like "wow ur 6'5 so lucky!" but it's really a nuisances though, i just want to fit in and find clothes easy god damn it.
User avatar #328 to #327 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I had to go my mom's wedding and literally none of the suits fitted, they had to order one in especially xD
User avatar #329 to #328 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
i'm in a pickle though, when i get long sleeve shirts the large fits me better but the arms are too short, and the xl fits my arm but it's too baggy, it sucks because i'm mainly legs, and slim fit **** is usually full price and i ain't paying that **** .
User avatar #330 to #329 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I am literally half legs... Which makes my arms uncomfortably long.
User avatar #331 to #330 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
wait how tall are you? i mean i got long arms but i think that just goes with long limbs i guess.
User avatar #332 to #331 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm only 6 ft, hardly that much of an issue
User avatar #333 to #332 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
hm, the only thing i have a issue with is pants, they either have not too many L34 pants, and department stores never have any L36's either, and they don't even make L35's for some reason, it's stupid.
User avatar #334 to #333 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
You americans have a strange size system. Why don't you just use lengths?
User avatar #335 to #334 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
it is length, lets say it's W32 L34 it's width is W and the length is L. and the numbers are inches i believe.
User avatar #336 to #335 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Why in the heck don't you just write length on the tag...
User avatar #337 to #336 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
they do, but they use W32 L34 on the very top of the tag so it would be easier to fit on there i guess.
User avatar #338 to #337 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Aha, I get it.
User avatar #339 to #338 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
yeah most things have a reason behind the change, even if the reason is stupid.
User avatar #120 to #9 - yugiohkris ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Im 6'3 and 138lb
#272 to #120 - buttstheunicorn (07/25/2015) [-]
Are you even alive.
User avatar #156 to #120 - uniowl ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
#65 - painispleasure (07/24/2015) [-]
easily the best one i've seen.
User avatar #86 to #65 - makotoitou (07/24/2015) [-]
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
User avatar #93 to #86 - atrocitustheking (07/24/2015) [-]
Master of Karate!
User avatar #116 to #93 - adu (07/24/2015) [-]
And friendship!
User avatar #130 to #116 - atrocitustheking (07/24/2015) [-]
For everyone!
User avatar #150 to #130 - zourch ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
whats that?


YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS BITCH, BAM BAM
User avatar #123 to #116 - wraithguard (07/24/2015) [-]
huh?
User avatar #144 to #123 - legionofmudkip (07/25/2015) [-]
It's from "It's always sunny in Philadelphia".

It's a song/play the gang wrote called 'Dayman'
User avatar #145 to #144 - wraithguard (07/25/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #284 to #86 - sphincterface (07/25/2015) [-]
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
#70 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
I've said this before and I'll say it again. Short dudes are where it's at.

Not midgets, but short dudes. **** trying to talk up some behemoth's nostrils, I wanna see the look in his eyes when I grab me a handful of cock.
User avatar #149 to #70 - kingmonkeydoo (07/25/2015) [-]
Im in the 5'1-5'3 range and let me just say, the ladies absolutely love to use me as an arm rest...
User avatar #189 to #149 - manlet (07/25/2015) [-]
lol wow
#153 to #149 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
I'd rest more than my arms buddy ****** 5'2" sounds like a wet dream.
User avatar #172 to #153 - kingmonkeydoo (07/25/2015) [-]
Interesting...not quite sure how too respond:

-"umm...yes..."? No, that's too weird.
-"Do me"? No that's too direct.
-"I love you..." No, to creepy.
-"Thank you and you're awesome" ...sure let's go with that option...

Thank you and you're awesome! (let's do it...)
User avatar #173 to #172 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
It's the internet dude who cares


I could say I'd **** you on a pizza but we all know that obviously won't happen.

I'd **** you on a pizza
User avatar #186 to #173 - kingmonkeydoo (07/25/2015) [-]
Or could it happen?......

And yes, sex on a pizza can get a little steamy
User avatar #177 to #153 - michaelrock (07/25/2015) [-]
meh
User avatar #170 to #70 - nitricmike ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
yeah but being 5'3" doesn't get you that much attention
User avatar #175 to #170 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
******** , my closer friends know of my weird ass obsession with short dudes and will point out the rare manlet for me to oggle at.

Even if his face is ugly af I just really appreciate small men.
User avatar #282 to #175 - nitricmike ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
wow you've made me feel strangely good about myself, thanks
#350 to #282 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Attractiveness isn't on a person it's in everyone's heads. And all our brains are wired differently.

You're going to be someone's 2/10 just like you're going to be someone's 8/10. It's inevitable.
User avatar #171 to #70 - michaelrock (07/25/2015) [-]
i believe im 5,8
User avatar #176 to #171 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
see >>#81
User avatar #191 to #70 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
>Not wanting a superior large man that can protect you from the ooglies booglies

People like you are the reason short men are propagated, therefore dooming another generation of short men to constantly live in self doubt with low confidence at the fact that they are short. You must realise that no matter how many times you tell your partner you like him short, he will ALWAYS envy taller men. It's cruel to let them live like manlets.
#194 to #191 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Wanna go deep? Sure.

I like short dudes for precisely that reason. I envy taller people. I don't like to feel like I'm being protected by some "big strong man". I want to be on the same level as my partner which is hard to do when they're ******* huge. Bitch I want someone who can understand the frustration of being little. Dating short dudes is how I deal with being short.
User avatar #196 to #194 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
Most girls like being small though, being tall as a girl is usually seen as bad past like 5'10"
#201 to #196 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
**** that, I would love to be 6' or taller. I want to call sex Snu Snu. I want people who can't remember my name to refer to me as an amazon.

I don't want to be idolized into being small and weak, that's how women were selectively bred into being smaller in the first place. But hey, I can't control how tall I am.

But I can control who I date and if they're my height or shorter I don't feel as short.
User avatar #204 to #201 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
Ah, I get it now, you're trans-ugg

also, you think women were selectively bred? the **** ?
User avatar #241 to #204 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Bad phrasing. I mean well everything is bred for their attractiveness. Traits that are more attractive become more common over time. Like being short, for example.
User avatar #259 to #70 - alltimetens (07/25/2015) [-]
Aren't you a guy, though?
User avatar #349 to #259 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
nah, I wouldn't be on this site if I was a gay man
#277 to #70 - civilizationv (07/25/2015) [-]
im 5'4
how tall are you?
heres a mcnugget
User avatar #348 to #277 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm 5'6", you are my perfect height.
#351 to #348 - civilizationv (07/25/2015) [-]
first time i heard that :/
im not bad looking (some girls say im pretty cute) but mm height does effect my confidence when i talk to girl especially if she is taller than me
im probably you're wet dream bb
but shia's words gives me strength
#75 to #70 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
same applies to women as well, anything in moderation is fine, oversized boobs and super tall is kinda overkill.
User avatar #89 to #70 - dangler ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
But my nostrils are super cool. One is round and the other is teardrop-y
#203 to #70 - arachnofondler (07/25/2015) [-]
>tfw 6'3''
>tfw people talk up to my nostrils
>tfw I won't have the opportunity to give people a handful of cock
>tfw I wouldn't have the hypothetical chance
#94 to #70 - craptola (07/24/2015) [-]
Now if only more short women bred exclusively with short guys, and vice verse, we could breed a race of Dwarves. How do you feel about living under a mountain hoarding gold?
#71 to #70 - thegamegestapo (07/24/2015) [-]
Nice try buddy, you're not fooling anyone

Gas the shorts, height war now
#80 to #70 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
"When I grab me a handful of cock"

I believe I'm in the 5'10/5'11 range
#81 to #80 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Shorter
#82 to #81 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
Well my esteem surely is now...
#84 to #82 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Plenty of girls like your height range. I'm the weird one don't worry.
#85 to #84 - graphomaniac (07/24/2015) [-]
**graphomaniac used "*roll picture*"**
**graphomaniac rolled image**Aw, you even accepted yourself as a weird member of society?

Yet another beautiful fish slips through these gene-cursed fingers
#160 to #81 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
how is 5'9"
#163 to #160 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Better, but still too tall for me. If I'm going to rip off some clothes and ravage the area I want our faces to line up.
#92 to #81 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
i'm 5'9...this cock is ready for a handful of grabbin.
#119 to #99 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm 5'5

love me pls
#124 to #119 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
Finally! These people don't know what a real manlet is.
#133 to #124 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, if height is all that matters, I'm a bonafide manlet.

Just put a paper bag over my head, and I'm not bad looking either.
User avatar #136 to #133 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
I could be the judge of that, got a picture of your mug?

I got low heh standards so you don't exactly have to be the ritz to impress.
User avatar #143 to #136 - letting (07/25/2015) [-]
Tell you want, I'll PM it to you on two conditions.

1. You send me a mugshot as well.
2. You don't distribute it to the entirety of FJ.
User avatar #148 to #143 - tastycrisps (07/25/2015) [-]
Deal.
#106 to #99 - vegasstoner (07/24/2015) [-]
longer.
longer.
User avatar #110 to #106 - tastycrisps (07/24/2015) [-]
bitch average sized dicks look bigger on manlets.

Even an 8 incher can look sad if you 6'7''
User avatar #198 - iamrealfancy (07/25/2015) [-]
**** ! I'M ONLY 4ft 24in! THIS IS ******** .
#36 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Then she'll go to her tumblr friends and say she was raped just to make your life hell.
#140 - bismarcksback (07/24/2015) [-]
6'6 bitches
User avatar #188 to #140 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
WOO! Height buddies. I can't fit in most cars, but at least I can brag about it on the internet.
User avatar #257 to #61 - vorarephilia (07/25/2015) [-]
what if you are exactly 6'
User avatar #347 to #257 - kristovsky (07/25/2015) [-]
King of manlets
User avatar #323 to #257 - dingdongsingsong (07/25/2015) [-]
hi exactly 6'
User avatar #135 - shenro (07/24/2015) [-]
im an unattractive, anti social 6'3 male and i call ******** .
User avatar #174 - stocxt (07/25/2015) [-]
5'10 fight me
Just barely above average but not enough to mean anything
User avatar #249 to #174 - itembox (07/25/2015) [-]
5'10"
No 13% increase in back problems for being over 6'.
User avatar #158 - joshualegitsky (07/25/2015) [-]
5'8 and damn proud
User avatar #199 to #158 - mortolife ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
5'8.5¨ fight me bitch
User avatar #208 to #199 - joshualegitsky (07/25/2015) [-]
**joshualegitsky used "*roll 1, 1-12*"**
**joshualegitsky rolls 06** bigger dick wins
User avatar #209 to #208 - mortolife ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
**mortolife used "*roll 1, 1-12*"**
**mortolife rolls 04** Let's go ************
User avatar #225 to #209 - hellboundstrength (07/25/2015) [-]
**hellboundstrength used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**hellboundstrength rolls 04** lets go brah
User avatar #210 to #209 - mortolife ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
God ******* damnit
User avatar #211 to #210 - joshualegitsky (07/25/2015) [-]
Ha you'll never please a woman
User avatar #266 to #158 - trale (07/25/2015) [-]
SLavik masterace
#264 - ayyylien ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #311 - xerros ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm 6'1''
I always feel like a ******* king when I see a guy under 6'0''
User avatar #304 - LocoJoe (07/25/2015) [-]
>MFW 6'2"
>MFW I put my jar of jerky at the very back of the top of the fridge
>MFW no one else can reach
#207 - ohkirby (07/25/2015) [-]
My best friend is 6'7" I'm 5'3" and I don't like standing next to him
He towers over me
**** joke, whatever **** it
#166 - walcorn ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
5'6
idgaf at this point
User avatar #192 to #166 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
5'6 is an OK height
User avatar #190 to #166 - thechosentroll (07/25/2015) [-]
And you shouldn't. Judging your self-worth by something that is out of your control is stupid.
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