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The Dick, Kevin's Mom, THE KRAKEN!

embarrassing sex stories thread
abbe me
asstard dating girl
as he' s pretty perfect, cute, funny. smart,
sexy and we share the same interests
ambien dating for a few weeks, made out a
few times and grabbed some titties but
that' s it
go on a date, walking her back to her
dorm
atall ofthe sudden she pulls me aside into
the stairwell of a parking garage
appalls down my pants and starts blowing
atgod tier blow job. the things this girl can do with her month are amazing
ethe tongue work. the deep throating. world' s greatest blow job
mum buckets, she seacows down my cum, this girl works a dick Ge a porn star
days later hanging out at my dorm. getting horny. making out
asstards blowing me again, I decide it' s time to smash the pussy
her pants
anno. ohgod no no no no no no why
ewe has a penis
mot even the worst pa rt, her dick is bigger than mine
starrt know how to react, I' m so em brassed, I start crying
begins to apologize and tells me she should have told me sooner
mmakes sensetive she knows howto work a cook so well
Hm hysterical at this point. crying really ha rd, say something on the lines of "my wiener is smaller
than a girls"
gives me a pity blow job while I' m sobbing then leaves
this was two nights ago. havent talked to her since, feel like I ruined things with her.
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Submitted: 11/28/2015
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#6 - totallytito (11/29/2015) [-]
How can you miss that first one? Males have adams apples.
User avatar #24 to #6 - viridiandusk (11/29/2015) [-]
Well, according to the great Stephen Fry:

If you were in a dark bar and whated to check if the person you were chatting to was a woman and not a man, there is no sure fire way of known what gender they are except for looking at their genitals. Some people think that men have bigger Adam's apples, but women can have big ones too. The correct term for an Adam's apple is "prominentia larynega".
User avatar #20 to #6 - lype (11/29/2015) [-]
there is also surgery to remove it
#16 to #6 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
Girls do too, just lest pronounced.
User avatar #14 to #6 - angelious (11/29/2015) [-]
some men have joey's apple...
#15 to #6 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
You just post a picture of Tito anymore, nothing else it's like you don't even try anymore. ****** theme account.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/29/2015) [-]
I think a lot of adam's apples are really subtle.
#1 - sidesyd (11/28/2015) [-]
Oh I recognize that 3rd image
Sherwood Camp
User avatar #23 to #1 - worldatarms (11/29/2015) [-]
I recognize the first image
Unless you like gross femdom then it's not for you
User avatar #3 to #1 - tasteofanon (11/28/2015) [-]
wut
User avatar #8 to #3 - shangwildcat (11/29/2015) [-]
The image in the third story is from a doujinshi called Fairy godparents Camp Sherwood. Its a Gender Bender.
#21 to #8 - boomerpyro (11/29/2015) [-]
timmy had ass though
User avatar #10 to #1 - gastrofizzy (11/29/2015) [-]
I ******* read camp sherwood non-erotically after the first 3 pages, Was stoked as hell when it came back with the original artist
seriously good **** .
#4 - thunderpony (11/29/2015) [-]
The glory hole one is hilarious
#17 - thearcher (11/29/2015) [-]
"Release the ass kraken"
User avatar #5 - corsairjoshua (11/29/2015) [-]
That first one...

Perfect in every way but has a dick sounds fair to me.
User avatar #18 to #11 - corsairjoshua (11/29/2015) [-]
Worth it
#22 - foodyquest (11/29/2015) [-]
That last one. How can someone be so autistic?
#2 - goggins (11/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 to #2 - iqequalzero (11/29/2015) [-]
Whats this reaction gif from? I kinda wanna watch what it is he is so desperately trying not to crack up about.
User avatar #19 - therealpokemon (11/29/2015) [-]
>I am so ******* sorry

Goddamn

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