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    THE DARK ****ING CRYSTAL

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    THE DARK ****ING CRYSTAL
    MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW

    I'VE WAITED FOR SOOOO LONG

    ACTUAL ******* PUPPETS

    I DONT HAVE A LIST FOR THIS, BUT ****
    THE DARK ING CRYSTAL. MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW I'VE WAITED FOR SOOOO LONG ACTUAL PUPPETS I DONT HAVE A LIST FOR THIS, BUT .. The Dark Crystal was a film from the 80's made by Jim henson and Frank oz. It's a dark fantasy about vultures that suck the life off living beings to live on an

    MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW

    I'VE WAITED FOR SOOOO LONG

    ACTUAL ******* PUPPETS

    I DONT HAVE A LIST FOR THIS, BUT ****

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    #6 - sirfortytwo#7 on contentRank#7 [OP] 
    Reply+86
    (05/18/2017)[+](8 replies)
    stickied by sirfortytwo
    The Dark Crystal was a film from the 80's made by Jim henson and Frank oz.   
It's a dark fantasy about ******* vultures that suck the life off living beings to live on and a group of gelflings (******* elves) that are near extinct.    
   
Its not the greatest movie of all time, but **** is it full of heart and effort. The character   
designs are creepy af and the whole world is something out of lovecraft. I've seen the **** out of this and maybe some of you as well, so you all know what it feels like to continue this odd story of skeksis and wizards.   
   
FUN FACT: In Stranger Things, you can find a poster of the Dark Crystal in Mikes room.
    The Dark Crystal was a film from the 80's made by Jim henson and Frank oz.
    It's a dark fantasy about ******* vultures that suck the life off living beings to live on and a group of gelflings (******* elves) that are near extinct.

    Its not the greatest movie of all time, but **** is it full of heart and effort. The character
    designs are creepy af and the whole world is something out of lovecraft. I've seen the **** out of this and maybe some of you as well, so you all know what it feels like to continue this odd story of skeksis and wizards.

    FUN FACT: In Stranger Things, you can find a poster of the Dark Crystal in Mikes room.
    User avatar#48 to #6 - comexx 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Dashoon, get in here.
    User avatar#52 to #48 - dashoon  
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Apparently his flag is only from a proxy. It hurts to live
    User avatar#56 to #52 - comexx 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    I thought the whole point was to learn about dope flags from almost unknown countries.
    User avatar#60 to #56 - dashoon  
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    This list in particular was more to just spot rare flags in the comments. If you want, I'll start doing flag-history posts at some point
    User avatar
    #30 to #6 - cactaur 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    So what is this age of resistance thing suppose to be about?

    I'm assuming the first movie ended in something of a cliffhanger.
    User avatar#38 to #30 - sirfortytwo#7 on contentRank#7 [OP] 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    I think it takes place before the dark crystal
    Probably to flesh out the world, history and characters.
    Or the crystal cracked again and the skeksis are trying to take over again.
    A lot of people who saw this at a young age say the same thing me included : this scared me/scared me/traumatized me

    Its like a neverending story, with vultures.
    User avatar#31 to #30 - feelythefeel 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    The movie ended pretty conclusively, but the writers had so many ideas for the world that they've been writing prequel books for years. I suppose they have some ideas that take place after the movie, as well. Or maybe it's another prequel, who knows.
    User avatar#23 to #6 - brobyddark 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    I used to watch Dark Crystal as much as I could as a kid. I'm surprised it didn't give me nightmares with how creepy the puppets are...
    User avatar#7 - sirfortytwo#7 on contentRank#7 [OP] 
    Reply+25
    (05/18/2017)[+](4 replies)
    stickied by sirfortytwo
    The Movie That Was Too Scary for Baby James Also, this came out a few days ago...
    #73 to #7 - anon id: d3154df9 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Thanks op
    #47 to #7 - ompalomper#372 on commentsRank#372 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    R A R E   
A   
R   
E
    R A R E
    A
    R
    E
    #39 to #7 - jallelthalas 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Honestly, I disagree with some of his criticisms. For example, the plot hole of the skeksi emperor not maintaining youth despite drinking youth giving escense was explained within seconds of that entire scene the escense was being extracted from the podlings. This makes me think he either intentionally overlooked some parts of the movie so he could have some things to criticize, or he forgot some of those inconsistencies he pointed out were explained in the movie if he paid enough attention. Yea, the film is not perfect, but some of those criticisms he made are just wrong. But that's just my opinion.
    Honestly, I disagree with some of his criticisms. For example, the plot hole of the skeksi emperor not maintaining youth despite drinking youth giving escense was explained within seconds of that entire scene the escense was being extracted from the podlings. This makes me think he either intentionally overlooked some parts of the movie so he could have some things to criticize, or he forgot some of those inconsistencies he pointed out were explained in the movie if he paid enough attention. Yea, the film is not perfect, but some of those criticisms he made are just wrong. But that's just my opinion.
    #29 to #7 - bigmoist 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    rare flag tho
    rare flag tho
    #2 - yunch#102 on commentsRank#102 
    Reply+61
    (05/18/2017)[-]
    Professional puppetry and practical effects always feel more real than computer graphics because it's actually physically existing.
    Professional puppetry and practical effects always feel more real than computer graphics because it's actually physically existing.
    #10 to #2 - ralingrey 
    Reply+3
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    I am so ******* ready.
    I am so ******* ready.
    #22 to #2 - anon id: 95d6cb1e 
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    "I'm Syrian"
    "I'm Syrian"
    #20 - anon id: 5cbf8976 
    Reply+22
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    The Skeksi Chamberlin basically invented autistic screeching
    The Skeksi Chamberlin basically invented autistic screeching
    User avatar#21 to #20 - frostbitcanadian#482 on commentsRank#482 
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    They gave me nightmares when I first watched The Dark Crystal. Still creep me out too
    #4 - echsa#159 on contentRank#159 
    Reply+17
    (05/18/2017)[-]
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    #14 - tavrrow 
    Reply+10
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    HOLY **** YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!   
   
 Also for anyone who wants it
    HOLY **** YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    Also for anyone who wants it
    User avatar#46 to #14 - lazysans 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    thank
    #8 - harbingerwolf 
    Reply+8
    (05/18/2017)[-]
    Holy ****, its happening at last. Suprised to see people actually know what The Dark Crystal is here on FJ.
    #3 - omegacrusader#114 on contentRank#114 
    Reply+8
    (05/18/2017)[-]
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH   
YES    
YES
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    YES
    YES
    User avatar#42 - stabatron 
    Reply-4
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    "the resistance"

    For the love of god please tell me they didn't turn this in to some SJW political ********
    #44 to #42 - lolollo#343 on commentsRank#343 
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Well, it'll probably be about the Gelflings being against the Skeksis, in a sort of resistence I guess one would say, so my guess is that you'll probably be able to find SOME way to make it about politics so you can gripe about it and feel cool.
    Well, it'll probably be about the Gelflings being against the Skeksis, in a sort of resistence I guess one would say, so my guess is that you'll probably be able to find SOME way to make it about politics so you can gripe about it and feel cool.
    #70 to #44 - iqequalzero 
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Hmm, the name and theme of those vulture people seems awfully familiar
    Hmm, the name and theme of those vulture people seems awfully familiar

    User avatar#50 to #44 - stabatron 
    Reply-2
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    gripe and feel cool? go **** yourself idiot
    #51 to #50 - lolollo#343 on commentsRank#343 
    Reply+4
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Careful with those sodium levels, champ.
    Careful with those sodium levels, champ.
    User avatar#53 to #51 - stabatron 
    Reply-1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    yeah because I'm the one throwing out passives aggressive little bitch comments. take your ******* autism somewhere else. The manipulation of the pubic through entertainment is a serious problem whether or not your dumb ass realizes it.
    User avatar#54 to #53 - lolollo#343 on commentsRank#343 
    Reply+2
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    >>#42

    Yes, you are in fact...
    User avatar#55 to #54 - stabatron 
    Reply-2
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    lol "go **** yourself idiot" isn't passive aggressive. Finish high school before you comment
    #58 to #55 - lolollo#343 on commentsRank#343 
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Youre aware thats not the comment I referenced, right?
    Youre aware thats not the comment I referenced, right?
    #63 to #58 - stabatron 
    Reply-2
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    put it in quotes so i can point out how retarded you are one last time
    put it in quotes so i can point out how retarded you are one last time
    User avatar#64 to #63 - lolollo#343 on commentsRank#343 
    Reply+1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Is this the part where you pretend that nonsensical sentiments are coherent points?
    User avatar#65 to #64 - stabatron 
    Reply-1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    oh wow you can post without adding a pic. good for you..

    that is passive aggression you absolute ********. I've had enough autism for one day, reply to yourself for all i care, i'm out
    #66 to #65 - anon id: b08c3fd0 
    Reply-1
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    >  being nonsensical is passive aggression
    > being nonsensical is passive aggression
    #71 to #53 - iqequalzero 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
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    #76 to #71 - stabatron 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#78 to #76 - iqequalzero 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    Please dont remind me of that retarded video.
    User avatar#79 to #78 - stabatron 
    Reply0
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    sorry man. the sad part is i think they are going ahead with the series
    #34 - tabledar 
    Reply+4
    (05/19/2017)[-]
    hhmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm GELFling mmmMMmmmm
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