You made his life wonderful, you helped him enjoy his life, the whole way through your relationship.
He's gone, but he'll live on in you.
His memories, his happiness, his love, they aren't wasted.
He gave all that love and affection to you for a reason.
So you could share it with the world.
personally probably would of been more funny if at the part where he goes "nobody expects" then right there you throw in john cena....but thats just me.
>mfw I sent this to my mum cause she likes birds and stuff
>didn't realise it said ALLAHU AKBAR
>she texts me back saying "why did the car explode"
help