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#8 - hurpfry (01/10/2016) [-]
Do what you must, I have already won
#6 - thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-]
And then there's my 60kg dog, who does it more like this.
User avatar #14 to #6 - dsendz (01/10/2016) [-]
Monogatari?
User avatar #17 to #14 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Don't ask which one. I have no ******* clue. There's, like, 20 of the damn things.
User avatar #28 to #17 - ayumu (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#18, the one in the gif/webm/whatever is nisemonogatari
User avatar #29 to #28 - dsendz (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks.
#30 to #29 - ayumu (01/10/2016) [-]
Also here's the watch order
User avatar #36 to #30 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
>Monogatari Series Second Season

Brought to you by the Saints Row school of naming things.
User avatar #37 to #36 - ayumu (01/10/2016) [-]
4th released
second season
Rock on, japan
User avatar #51 to #37 - blueboysixnine (01/10/2016) [-]
Nise is the split second cour of Bake (bake is 15 episodes and nise is 11, total 26 of a 2 cour season), and neko was an OVA omake. It should also be noted that hana takes place after tsuki with the recently aired owari between them.
Koyomi is has started, but no subs yet so i dunno where it fits in. As well as kizu soon which is a prequel to everything
User avatar #47 to #30 - gustaforce (01/10/2016) [-]
this is very very helpful. Thank you
User avatar #48 to #47 - ayumu (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#32, I do NOT promote piracy

People who link things like, this spoiler for example, make me sick.
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User avatar #55 to #48 - dsendz (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks for warning me about those horrible people.
User avatar #50 to #48 - gustaforce (01/10/2016) [-]
I agree! People who do that are definitely not doing gods work
#32 to #30 - dsendz (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks I have been saving this for a while.
Thanks I have been saving this for a while.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dsendz (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, tell me about it. I've been putting off watching it because of that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
They're making another one, by the way. Should be coming out soon. Along with 3 more movies.

So, yeah. Have fun with that.
User avatar #27 to #19 - captchakid ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
The new one coming it IS 3 movies.
#11 to #6 - mattymc (01/10/2016) [-]
60kg? I think that might be a wolf, or a small bear
User avatar #12 to #11 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Nah, just one surprisingly ripped dog. Used to be pretty fat, because we raised her in an apartment, but then my parents moved to a different city, because of their work and now they're in a house with a yard. Turns out that fat+running around like a maniac = muscles. Who'd have thought? Plus, both my parents are vets, so they've always taken great care of her, which is probably why she turned out way bigger than normal, despite being the runt of the litter (they got her for free, because of that).

It's actually kind of funny how much all the neighbors are scared of her, despite the fact that she's never bitten a single living creature except me.
#13 to #12 - mattymc (01/10/2016) [-]
Mutt? Rottweiler?
#16 to #13 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't have any decent pics of her, so have this instead. Drahthaar. It's a medium-sized hunting breed. Her father was a purebred, the mother was a mutt. My parents specifically wanted it to not be a purebred dog, because those things are more inbred than a french monarch.

You would not believe what a bitch training her was. The breed's pretty temperamental, because they're pretty intelligent even by hunting dog standards. They're smart enough to question your commands, which means it's going to take ******* forever to get the dog to trust you enough to actually do what you say. You basically have to treat them like a family member, cause the regular "sit", "get off the furniture" stuff will not ******* work. They WILL find a way to outsmart you. Mine learned how to open doors, flush the toilet (to pour in more water), throw chewed up things off the balcony, so we can't find them and get mad and, most annoyingly, how to push you off the bed or couch. Made me wish we'd just gone for some dumbass pitbull instead. Would have been easier to deal with.
User avatar #22 to #16 - misternobodie (01/10/2016) [-]
Dude, if you let the dog push you off the bed even once, that means its ok to do that. Sleeping place is sacred in dog psychology. No's have to be no's....
User avatar #34 to #22 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, that sort of **** works with a regular dog. With a really ******* smart one, you could tell it to not do something 1000 times and it'll still do it if it really wants to. Like I said, they question your orders.

Besides, that's mostly my moms' fault, because she likes using her as a leg warmer.
User avatar #40 to #11 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
132 lbs. Little above average for a large dog
#25 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
If I had a kitten that did this to me I would have it put down. Completely unacceptable behavior that is not in the least bit cute.
#49 to #25 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
If you ever get a handle on things, give me a call. I could use you as a knife.
User avatar #41 to #25 - itswarwick (01/10/2016) [-]
An animal acting out its natural behaviour. Put it down for acting like its instincts are telling it to behave. You've got alot to learn about this world.
#26 - grovesimus (01/10/2016) [-]
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
#7 - silversamuri (01/09/2016) [-]
I once had a cat that ran off with a honey bun. Chased that little ****** all around the house to get it back.
User avatar #20 to #7 - marno (01/10/2016) [-]
Happened to me with a steak. Every time I cook I have to put all of the appealing ingredients in the cabinet above the stove until they are ready to put in the pan. And I regularly lock my cats in the bathroom when I eat. Bastards.
#53 to #20 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
thats interesting. i've had 2 cats and neither of them were interested in my human food. they'd only eat cat food and tuna.
#44 - aejann (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
I disagree. Ferrets will climb up your leg and steal things out of your pockets.
User avatar #52 to #44 - senorfrog (01/10/2016) [-]
"Cat Snakes" you had a typo.
User avatar #21 - chaosraptor (01/10/2016) [-]
makes me think of my old cat

tried to make a sandwich... cat was nowhere around... put tuna on th sandwich... went to put the buitter back in the fridge, turn around.. the cat was up on the bench eating the fish off my sandwich... and looks at me like "sup bro"
User avatar #5 - SuttBex (01/09/2016) [-]
Man Screams at Dog
#54 to #5 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
dat blood curtling scream though.
User avatar #2 - bombadealar (01/09/2016) [-]
lift the plate... do you even lift. Sorry I just don like Cat people.
User avatar #33 to #2 - egosumproxi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I think that's more of an issue with stupid people. You leave a plate of food under the nose of any type of untrained animal and it's going to try to eat it.
User avatar #45 - anonemous (01/10/2016) [-]
the mighty hunter has captured its prey.....
User avatar #23 - vikingontour (01/10/2016) [-]
my kitten once jumped into my burrito, just as i was closing it
#43 to #23 - humpydumpy (01/10/2016) [-]
First time you ate the pussy?
User avatar #4 - olimpa (01/09/2016) [-]
not being funny but i'd beat the **** out of that kitten
#56 to #4 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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#42 - lulusaurus (01/10/2016) [-]
Such disrespect.
#24 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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User avatar #15 - dreygur (01/10/2016) [-]
My dog always resorts to psychological terror. I almost wish she'd try to snatch my food instead, because it's driving all of us mad.
#35 to #15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Elaborate
User avatar #38 to #35 - cursedjester (01/10/2016) [-]
Begging and wimpering fro food with cutesy eyes, mayhaps.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dreygur (01/10/2016) [-]
Close. She's just staring and scratching the table. Her stare really gets to me and my family because she just won't stop, and I don't want to raise my voice to yell at her.
User avatar #10 - rdangerdash (01/10/2016) [-]
That is pretty much what having rabbits is like all the time. Can't eat anything without them trying to take it from you.
User avatar #1 - maggiebella (01/09/2016) [-]
Crazy pizza stealing kitten
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