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Submitted: 03/07/2014
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#6 - fijifijifiji (03/08/2014) [-]
wait terranin, wait annon. you want help from us? you want real life, nuanced, super cerial wisdom?

******* . Expound.

"After the child was announced he started acting funny"

Funny. Announced. How was it announced? Facebook? Phonecalls? How much family? His friends? His exes? Define funny in a way that doesn't involve a horse in a bar.

"Never wants to talk anymore,"

Ladyman, Never is a strong word. You mean to say maybe, he's a bit introverted? non comital in response? passe? Literally ignores a prompted question? Just doesn't open up about his thoughts? Simply doesn't give his thoughts, even the stupid humorous ones?

"never is affectionate"

Seriously. The **** . Never? Literally never? In no way? In ANY way? Yes, I'm attacking you for answers, because you need to be specific if you want help, and I ******* believe you. But vague **** does not fly. We need to go sherlock on this bitch so we can get you a baby dady.

"giving an endless supply of BJs "

For ***** sake. They aren't even that great, you over indulge a guy and he'll get bored. The taboo and treat of it is what makes a good blowjob. If you make a guy feel like it takes nothing to get one, he won't feel like anything when he does.

You want my advice? Give some details. You can PM me if you want.
#1 - nimba (03/07/2014) [-]
Maybe buy him some new clothes
#3 - teranin ONLINE (03/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Most likely he is in mental anguish right now, and thinks he has made a terrible mistake. He sees the entirety of his life before him, now destroyed by his mistake, and has yet to accept the new path he must now take. You exist as a constant reminder of that, so until he accepts it or leaves there's not much you can do... although I'm pretty sure what you have been doing should have helped.

Only recommendation I could give is try talking to him without emotion. Very difficult proposition, it will probably take some work to pull off, but whatever you do DON'T try to guilt trip him, it will make things worse. If he stays with you, and sees the baby, or maybe even as early as your ultrasounds, oxytocin production should kick in and he should (not an exact science) return mentally.
#2 - animania (03/07/2014) [-]
confront him, nothing else you can do really, but don't get all crazy and yelling never solves a thing. just be like "whats with the distance and 						****					". it could be that the idea of the baby in you kinda freaks him out to have sex. i mean personally i think it would be for me, like whoa there's a little person in there and i'm about to stick my dick in it. like that would be kinda weir.
confront him, nothing else you can do really, but don't get all crazy and yelling never solves a thing. just be like "whats with the distance and **** ". it could be that the idea of the baby in you kinda freaks him out to have sex. i mean personally i think it would be for me, like whoa there's a little person in there and i'm about to stick my dick in it. like that would be kinda weir.
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